How we saw you off in retirement (60th anniversary)

LEADING: Oh, you guests - gentlemen, why did you come here? Or life is bad at home - But dressed, just a miracle. And the answer is quite simple, Our young Vladimir In the circle of his friends Decided to celebrate the anniversary.
HOST: Dear Vladimir Konstantinovich, let me congratulate you on behalf of all those present on your anniversary and retirement.
We wish you on your anniversary
So that you sit for champagne,
To dance, sing songs
So that this glorious feast
Brought health, happiness, peace.
Be happy and healthy
Do not remember the years
Let life be hard sometimes
But don't you dare let her down.
Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will acquaint you with the rules of our evening. Our charter says:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that in 2000 the anniversary of Vladimir Konstantinovich is not cancelled.
3. Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.
HOST: I offer the floor for congratulations to colleagues and friends.
(Colleagues of the hero of the day speak.)
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health,
And many sincere friends in life.
Anniversary is a special day
Where do you sum up mentally,
What could possibly be wrong
That which is expensive, surely saved.
We congratulate you wholeheartedly
And we want to wish you happiness.
Let in your home climate
There will never be misfortune.
We do not give the birthday
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
LEADING: And now I want to tell a little about our hero of the day, but for this you must help me. I need you to list any 12 adjectives.
(The presenter writes down these adjectives and inserts them into the missing places in the text).
Vladimir Konstantinovich was born in ... 1940. He grew up very ... as a child. For many ... years, he has not changed at all, which indicates the constancy of his ... character. In ... 1950, he was admitted to the ranks ... of the Pioneer Organization. V.I. Lenin. He received his education and specialty in ... 1963. In the same year he joined the ranks of our ... friendly team and has not parted with us since then. He made ... a contribution to ... the affairs of the country. Vladimir Konstantinovich has ... appearance and ... efficiency, which made the team love him.
LEADING: We wish the hero of the day
We are health and happiness
What more could you wish for
If we drink today
Health will not weaken
Tomorrow we can continue again.
And now, on behalf of the Department of Education of Russia, I have been entrusted with presenting a diploma to Vladimir Konstantinovich stating that he is indeed a pensioner.
DIPLOMA
This diploma was issued to Vladimir Konstantinovich in that he completed a course on the topic “Know and be able” in his 60 years of life and discovered the following knowledge:
Literature (Conversation with his wife in anger.) - 4
Mathematics (Recalculation wages wives in their favor.) - 4
Geography (Where it doesn’t go, but everything will come home.) - 5
Music (Game on the nerves.) - 3
Chemistry (Moonshine.) - 4
Diligence (On the right side.) - 5
Diligence (On the left side.) - 4
Based on the foregoing, recognize Comrade .... fit for further life.
Coursework on the topic “If you want to live, know how to spin” - protected by 5.
By the decision of the state qualification commission of ... 2000, assign comrade. ... the title of "Free Young Pensioner".
HOST: But don't get too upset. The birthday boy is greeted by his friends.

GREETINGS FROM FRIENDS
They say that at sixty every birthday is happy
Exchange your years for twenty, twenty-five years.
No friends, not at all, whoever thinks so is an eccentric.
At twenty, there are holes everywhere,
No wife and no apartment
At sixty you have a garden
And, of course, three guys.
At twenty-five only in a pool
I had to drink vodka.
At sixty you are all in smoke
You can drink vodka.
At twenty-five, the egg-cup is empty,
At twenty-five - pitch hell
At sixty - a savings book in rubles,
At sixty - everywhere blasphemy.
At twenty at work you plow
Like a horse or an ox
At sixty colleagues you will say
You work, I went.
No, friends, he is very happy
I'm exactly sixty!
Every year he gets smarter
Years fly like birds
He won't regret a hundred
He's sixty now!
HOST: I would like to give advice to the newly-made pensioner.
Keep the family as strict as possible
Come, go and get out
One glance, one word
And for them it is the law.
And in holidays countries
In the morning - morality you read to them,
By dinner, read the severity,
And in the evening sit down for tea.

LEADING: So let's raise our spell,
Everyone, taking their wine,
Let's drink to the hero of the day
And for his friendly family.
May life be rich in joys.
And happiness will not leave your doorstep.
As little as possible, we wish you worries,
But they still can't be avoided.
So the path will be the strength to win.
So today these forces are visiting us. Yes Yes. Don't be surprised, this is not a fairy tale. So, our guests are internal forces, i.e. Ministry of the Interior
(Some of the invitees put on a police uniform. Road signs are drawn up in advance.)
POLICE OFFICER: On behalf of the traffic police and the Department of Internal Affairs of Yekaterinburg, I present memorable gifts. Since there is constant movement in the apartment and you can forget and get lost, we decided to help with this.
"Don't forget to turn off the TV"
(The sign is attached to the TV screen) "Beware of children here"
(The sign is attached to the sofa)
Be careful, wipe your glasses"
(The sign is attached to the bathroom) "Be careful not to overdo it"
(The sign is attached in the kitchen)
“Caution sharp objects” (The sign can be hung in the kitchen and in the room where the needle and thread are) “Caution gas and electrical appliances”
(The sign is attached above gas and electrical appliances)

POLICE OFFICER: Be careful in your movements and God forbid you attach or confuse signs incorrectly. All the best
LEADING: May this day be solemn and holy
Today it happened - you are sixty!
But don't be sad, don't think it's the limit
There are many more things ahead of you.
From the bottom of our hearts, we wish you
So that everything that you conceived - came true in fate.
Go through life as boldly as before,
To celebrate more than one anniversary.
We wish you in the future
Never, never give up
And health for many years
We want to wish from the bottom of our hearts.
LEADING: We gave you gifts,
But it's no secret to anyone
What a heartfelt gift
There is no better song.
(The lyrics of the song are printed and reproduced in advance. Distribute to guests.)

SONG
to the melody "At the spinner"
1. Autumn has flown by
Vova gathered all the guests.
Let's sit in a feast, as it were
Let's talk about the anniversary.
2. And what, right, that's right,
Anniversaries are hard
It must be so measured
You shake your head.
3. And after all, yours has been preserved,
Surprise takes
By God, they would fall in love
It's a pity, Lyudmila, does not.
4. Anniversary what else is needed,
And works like an ox
How will he go to dig potatoes,
No one will get carried away.
5. Oh, it's true, it's true
This master, anywhere,
And besides, we need to say
That grandchildren are crazy.
6. We will not praise our wife,
The lady is not big.
Let's look at the anniversary.
Where are you without him?
7. Yes, what does she care,
Lives on the ready.
Get up in the morning, brush off,
Eat and leave.
8. Oh, girlfriend, don't swear,
Oh my friend don't be sad
Though women are women,
Nowhere without men
9. Such is our share,
You don't need to be angry
We wish the hero of the day
Live another hundred years in harmony.
HOST: And now we offer you a lottery.
JOKE LOTTERY
1. In order to cook borscht well, you need cabbage for seasoning.
(Cabbage.)
2. Warm without cognac acetylsalicylic acid.
(Aspirin.)
3. Do not try to get angry at everyone and a nail will come in handy in the household.
(Nail.)
4. You thought that there was no happiness,
Oh what a freak you are
Buy yourself some candy
On a penny won
(Pyatak.)
5. When you go for a walk,
And so that your pants do not sleep,
You must have with you
Pin made of steel
(Pin.)
6. After a glass of snack,
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
(Paper napkin.)
7. Carpet 2×3.
(Handkerchief.)
8. Here is a flower for you,
Please save
He will help you
Lure a lover (tsu).
(Flower.)
9. To throw off ten years ago
You don't have to think long
Excellent give advice
This amazing lipstick
(Beet.)
10. We have supplied you with hooks
Well, sew skirts yourself
(Hooks.)
11. Fry, cook, boil,
Just don't salt too much.
(Pack of salt.)
12. To send greetings to friends, an envelope is also useful
(The envelope.)
13. Pour 100, pour 200, you can't do it alone, let's go together
(Vodka.)
14. You are the best guest today
This nail is a gift to you.
(Nail.)
15. Don't be angry with us my friend
Here's a box of matches for you
(Matches.)
16. If you don’t wash your heels, cover them with a heel
(Successor.)
17. You will accumulate a thousand in time
If there is a wallet
(Wallet.)
18. Get a badge here
Put on instead of a brooch
(Icon.)
For a good friend, there's a head of garlic
(Garlic.)
19. How to tie a ribbon with a bow,
You will immediately become the first dandy
(Thread.)
20. If you want to cry, you need to rub your eyes with an onion
(Onion.)
HOST: I invite all guests to take part in games and attractions.
GAMES
1. "To the touch." 8-10 small items are put into a dark bag of material: scissors, a bottle cap, a fountain pen, a button, a spoon, threads, a thimble, a knife from a meat grinder, etc. You need to feel through the fabric of the bag to guess what is in it. The fabric should not be coarse or too thin.
2. "Couples in reverse." Two or three pairs are tied back to back (legs and arms are free). These couples must dance the waltz, tango, lady and run 10 meters back and forth like Siamese twins.
3. "Whose ball is larger." The competition is simple: participants receive balloon and on command they begin to inflate. The one whose balloon bursts is out of the game.
The one with the largest balloon wins.
4. "Match-spear". Draw a line on the floor with chalk and, without crossing it, throw an ordinary match like a spear at a distance. The winner can be determined by three throws.
5. "Dancers". Spend dance competition with objects to the melodies “Apple”, “Cossack”, “Kalinka” t, l etc. Let the participants dance:
a) with an apple (ball, ball);
b) with chairs and stools;
c) with a glass of wine, etc.
HOST: And now I propose to compete with the intellectuals. Solve anagrams and logarithms.
1. Breathing easy in my shadow
You often praise me in the summer,
But rearrange my letters
And you will cut down a whole forest with me.
(Linden - saw.)
2. I'm lying on the ground, nailed to the iron, But rearrange the letters in the pan, I'll climb.
(Sleeper - noodles.)
3. Along the wire I rush nights and days.
And they will read me from the end, I'm from the tiger's family
(Current - cat.)
4. Geography with me
Children study at school
Give me the order of the letters
And you will find me in the buffet
(Atlas - lettuce.)
5. I am a famous dish when you add "m",
Fly, buzz, I'll annoy everyone
(Ear - fly.)
HOST: Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
(The evening ends with songs, dances.)
POSTERS FOR HALL DECORATION
1. "Bureau for the issuance of young pensioners" is open from 8.00 to 20.00
seven days a week, break from 14.00 to 15.00.

2. Paradise with young pensioners and in a hut.
3. Retirement is a dove of peace.
4. Don't make smart faces, you'll retire too.
5. Husband husband, but without a pension is not needed.

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Seeing off retirement is organized in a festively decorated hall. The guests sit at the laid tables, the hostess of the holiday is at the head of the table or in the center, next to her is her husband or the “main man in her life”. Nearby you can install a serving table, on which it will be convenient to put gifts, certificates, awards, postcards.

Scenario of the evening celebrating the retirement of a woman

The presenter is provided with information about the kindergarten, school, college, technical school, institute where the hero of the day studied, a list of enterprises and positions where she worked, in chronological order. Props:

• A comic diploma for a unique contribution to the "life" of the team (regularly watered the ficus in the office, baked unsurpassed cookies for tea, etc.).
• Comic "Certificate of Quality" of the hero of the day.
• "Gold" medals (from foil or a round chocolate bar in a golden wrapper) for winning competitions.
• Postcards and pens.

The drink list includes champagne.

Leading Each person from the moment of his birth is born many more times:

• at the age of seven, a schoolboy is born on September 1; then came the days of appearance:

• Octobrist;

• pioneer

• Komsomol member;

• applicant;

• student

• trainee;

• groom or bride;

• young mothers and fathers;

• graduate theorist;

• young specialist-practice;

• experienced worker;

• Grandmothers and grandfathers;

• pensioner.

There are always close people next to everyone who help to switch to new stage and how to pass it to future period life. Our “Maria Ivanovna” has compiled a much larger list, which we need to consider and approve today at this glorious meeting. Like every serious meeting, I propose to hold ours according to the rules I read out, not to miss a single stage known to us, to announce all the circumstances loudly, raising filled glasses. To confirm the veracity of the words of the speakers, I propose to approve the commission transferring his faithful colleague, and the commission accepting his beloved wife, mother, grandmother into an already full and unconditional family membership. I propose to appoint “Ivan Ivanovich” as the head of the admissions committee, the faithful companion of the hostess for N___ (years of marriage) years. Since today we are sending Maria Ivanovna to a new life, let us take as a model the beginning of the journey sending a new ship on its first voyage and open our holiday with champagne. I propose to announce the beginning of the meeting with a festive salute of opening champagne and fill the glasses.

The first word for proclaiming a toast to the birth of a new pensioner is given to "Peter Petrovich" - the immediate superior of our Maria Ivanovna.

The boss speaks in his own words. Leading To make it easier for the members of our "admission committee" to assess what treasure they are accepting, and for the chairman of the "transferring committee" to prepare for the presentation, let's give the floor to a faithful school friend, let her tell about a cheerful, smart girl who came to school No. _ (number of years) ago .

School years - a long time, Satchels, pigtails, a fun lesson, Less often - an exam, an assessment, a diary, The years have rushed by - the call is not forgotten.

A school friend speaks in her own words. Leading Now everyone can see what our Maria Ivanovna looked like in those years. The granddaughter (name), who is surprisingly similar to her, but lives surrounded by modern iPods and iPads, will share her school experience.

Lessons to do everything is more boring in notebooks, Textbooks are too lazy to carry with you, There is Internet in your smartphone to instantly Find answers on the most difficult day.

Leading But our Maria Ivanovna was not only busy with homework, she learned to sew (knit, embroider) in a school circle, and today's wonderful dress (suit) is sewn according to her sketches. In addition, she did not miss discos, and she loves to dance.

So that everyone can better see the wonderful outfit of the hostess, Ivan Ivanovich, invite Maria Ivanovna to today's first dance, and the guests will support you.

Leading Gone quickly school years, but the students raced even faster. Choosing a profession was not easy, our hero of the occasion has so many interesting hobbies! Now our hostess will tell you how she chose (name educational institution), and friends from the student bench will confirm and supplement her words (suddenly something has already been forgotten). The word is given to friends. Leading The teachers prepared a wonderful young specialist, which Maria Ivanovna came to (the first workplace). Our hostess does not have the ability and strength, therefore, already after (number of years) she received the first promotion (qualification or position - what record in work book). The excursion in those years will be conducted by an old friend and for many years - a colleague (full name). A word - to the first colleagues and friends at work. Leading Work is an important part of Maria Ivanovna's life, but not the only one, her husband (Ivan Ivanovich) will now confirm this. He will tell how he lived in those years with a young wife, a young specialist and a young mother of their first child. Husband speaks in his own words. Leading All the difficulties of youth are remembered with warmth when you see the joyful expression on the faces of friends and colleagues gathered in this hall, and the happy smiles of relatives - husband, children, grandchildren. Therefore, we can move on to the present day and continue the work of our "transmitting and receiving commissions." To announce the full characteristics of our hostess and hand her certificate of honor the floor is given to the most experienced connoisseur of the hero of the day - the head of Maria Ivanovna since (number of years joint work) with years of experience to Petr Petrovich. Leader speaks in his own words. Leading A friendly team does not want to lag behind its leader either. To draw up a collective image of our Maria Ivanovna, the floor is given to the representative of the trade union committee. The representative of the trade union committee speaks in his own words.

Presentation of the certificate to the hero of the occasion

Leading To confirm all of the above orally, the management of the company (company name) provides an appropriate quality certificate. For the announcement and transfer of the document to the receiving party, the floor is given to a colleague, a representative of the consumer protection bureau (full name). Quality certificate issued to Maria Ivanovna, confirming the possession of:

• high professionalism;

• unfading beauty;

• inexhaustible diligence;

• inexhaustible optimism;

• inexhaustible kindness and readiness to come to the rescue in any situation.

The validity period is unlimited. The certificate is awarded to the chairman of the host party - the husband. Leading All of the above repeatedly confirms what a wonderful student our hostess is, but she will have to learn how to live in retirement and “retire”! Her friend (full name), a pensioner with (number of years in retirement) years of experience, will share her experience. A retired friend speaks in her own words.

Leading What a wonderful woman and master of her craft the team conveys (the name of the company in which the hero of the occasion worked), everyone has already heard, and her husband Ivan Ivanovich received the appropriate certificate, but what kind of meeting they prepared for her at home, the daughter (son) (name) will tell.

Our mother does not know how to mess around, Such a thought never visits her, The beds have been waiting - it will only get warmer, And the cottage will only let go sometimes.

There is already a plan for rearranging the room, And teaching the granddaughter how to crochet, She won't be bored, and in the family staff Will find the position where she will spin like a top.

Daughter (son) speaks in his own words.

Drafting a playful solution

Leading Everything that has been said must be documented and it is time to start drafting the decision of our solemn meeting, for this I ask you to name the most correct adjectives suitable for our hostess. Draft decision On this (1 adjective) day, after listening to the (2 adjective) comments and (3 adjective) suggestions of the (4 adjective) comrades present here, the (5 adjective) team makes a (6 adjective) decision to spend (7 adjective) a woman, on (8 adjective) pension, and (9 adjective) family (10 adjective) meet her, (11 adjective) greet and not let go anywhere. The adjectives named by the guests are inserted into the text of the project, the finished solution is read out and transferred to the husband. You can transfer the resulting set of words to different groups of guests and make several options. The best text will be chosen by the hero of the occasion. Musical arrangement, the number of dances and competitions depends on the composition of the guests. In the "adult" team there may be a lover of songs or jokes, such people quickly find themselves and can significantly help the toastmaster in holding a banquet. The organization of farewell to retirement is inextricably linked with the profession and field of activity of the hero of the day. It is very important to prepare specific former job souvenirs.

You can give a real or toy tool or equipment that the person used. Such souvenirs are easy to play in the script, they serve as a great addition to traditional toasts.

The second part of the souvenirs is parting words for the future “free” life. This category can include:

• a new daily routine (the alarm clock rings at the same time, but you don’t have to go to work, but where - close people who know the hobbies and hobbies of the hero of the day can suggest);

• a new pensioner's diet (income is decreasing, and free time is increasing, so we need to suggest how to replace a sandwich with sausage, compiled in a hurry for work);

• a subscription to the pool (although there is no current there, the skills to overcome the “waves of life” can come in handy);

• a subscription to some kind of health magazine (the pensioner has time to finally take care of his health, because information on how to do this will be useful).

The more organizers collect personal information about the "newborn" pensioner, the richer and more fun the banquet will be. Well, in addition, the organizers can include in the scenario of seeing off a woman to retire such a video postcard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJzkqsu6Vs

I propose to decorate the hall in one style, for example - a starry night. Instead of flowers quite often used in decoration, let there be bright yellow stars of different sizes in the hall. Make a few stars really luminous - stick sparkles, crushed Christmas decorations, sliced ​​rain. Cut out a “growing” moon from paper, decorated with rhymes and funny faces. Attach the stars and the moon to the walls. You can also glue strings to the cut out paper stars and hang them on all possible fasteners.

Hang a painted bag on the wall, and next to it put self-adhesive note paper (for a variety of several colors) and several multi-colored felt-tip pens, let those present at the celebration write wishes on a piece of paper and stick it on the bag. It will turn out such an impromptu "bag of wishes", which you can then take with you.

In the solemn part of the scenario of the hero of the day, the management, the trade union and relatives make a solemn speech. The culprit is given a memorable (congratulatory) address. The interior decoration of a commemorative address is usually limited to flowers and photographs. different years hero of the occasion. I propose to decorate with photographs of the organization (factory, workplace) and the native department or all employees of the organization (if the number is small). So, combine a memorable address with a vignette of colleagues. Well, in the solemn part of the script, you must try to get away from the "mourning" speeches and poems.

Presenter 1:
Dear attendees! Today we gathered about the release (name of the hero of the occasion) for a well-deserved rest. Let the night masters of the stars and the moon and the daytime sun give you the fulfillment of all your desires!

Solemn part with speeches and presentation of a memorable address and the main gift.

Host 2:
Per (age of the hero of the day) crawled, walked, ran and listened to the exhausting lessons of survival in the most severe earthly conditions. To date, the level of skills and knowledge (name of the hero of the day) is:

Presenter 1:
Russian language - mastered the course of avoiding an answer using highly artistic linguistic turns. He developed an effective method of using speech oratory in the field of family communication in his favor. But, very noticeable (name of the hero of the day) problems in mastering obscene swearing or, in the old-fashioned way, “obscene barking”, which knocks him out of the ranks of pleasant interlocutors in certain circles.

Host 2:
Mathematics - Very tangible progress in personal budgeting at any salary level. Wherein (name of the hero of the day) successfully mastered the method of distributing costs and income exclusively in his favor. Difficulties arise when calculating the time spent reading newspapers, lying on the couch and watching football matches.

Presenter 1:
Geography - Effective use of skills in orienteering after any recreational activities with a 100% return home, despite many natural obstacles such as puddles, bumps, ravines and curbs.

Host 2:
Music - (name of the hero of the day) found fame in the field of using voice playback of music, in a simple way, singing, roaring chant delights housemates, moreover, they join together and, for lack of their own voice equal in tone, “sing along” with a bang with a mop and drumming on batteries. But, there are (name of the hero of the day) very tangible problems in mastering the game on the nerves of relatives and friends.

Presenter 1:
Labor - With confidence will list the name of the carpentry and building tools with dictionary. Recognizes in the "face" an ax, a screwdriver and pliers. She is well versed in sayings about work, which she successfully uses depending on life circumstances, especially her beloved about a wolf running into the forest.

Host 2:
Biology - (name of the hero of the day) noticed in the practical development of a certain area of ​​biology, the logical consequence of which was the emergence (names of the children of the hero of the day). Has a craving for the study of fish, fungi, animals and flora. Why, with great zeal, is looking for research material in the vastness of the dacha in (title locality) , in forests (if the hero of the day is a mushroom picker or hunter, indicate specific areas) and rivers (for fishermen). But for some unknown reason (name of the hero of the day) the components of flora and fauna in the Canary and Hawaiian Islands are poorly studied.

Presenter 1:
Chemistry - (name of the hero of the day) any sausage, sausage and doctor's sausage will determine with closed eyes chemical composition, using only taste lingual receptors for identification. Possesses insufficient knowledge to produce diamonds from graphite, wine from water.

Host 2:
Physical education - affects the optic nerves of others with its athletic appearance. Playing, it overtakes the flying carpet and the six hundredth Mercedes. Seeing a picture of biceps (name of the hero of the day) lose consciousness brothers Klitschko and Nikolai Valuev.

Presenter 1:
Science Council of our team, after conducting a deep test of theoretical knowledge and practical skills (name of the hero of the day) decided:

Host 2:
To you, (name of the hero of the day) there is still something to aspire to, so you are heading for a re-examination in 50 years. The decision is not subject to appeal. In the meantime, we issue a certificate of your talented inclinations and immense charm, the certificate is valid until (birthday date of the hero of the day in 50 years).

Presentation of certificate.
On the front of the text is written: "Certificate attesting that (name of the hero of the day) talented in everything that we assure the whole team. Signature and date. In the inner part: "Exam results and further the above text from the script by subjects." Colorfully decorate the certificate and put the signatures of the whole team.

Presenter 1:
FROM (name of the hero of the day) the devil himself is not afraid of us!
With him, even now, in reconnaissance, even on a flight to Mars!

Host 2:
But then we will go to reconnaissance with you
Now let's pour drinks into glasses!

Raising glasses in honor of the hero of the day.

Presenter 1:
We gathered as a friendly team
Wonderful evening just for
What do we really need today?
Congratulations, wishing you all!

Host 2:
This is where the problem lies for us.
Congratulatory musical hour has come.
And a bear went over the ears with a colleague,
Though wait! I think I found a way out!

Presenter 1:
That's right, why should we strain our throats in vain!
If there are sympathetic friends in the hall!

Host 2:
I will choose worthy singers now,
They will sing like Pavarotti for you.

Several people are called. They are announced that in order for everyone to be in equal conditions, lyrics they will draw like lots. Prepare leaflets in the number of participants in the action. Fold the leaves so that what is written is inside. The newly-minted singers take out a leaf from a hat, unfold it and see the following - the name of the song and the style of performance. The point is that the performers will not only have to sing with words, but, for example, purr a melody. One couplet will suffice. The audience must identify the song. Then, when all the performers have completed their compositions, the whole team can already sing these verses under musical accompaniment(hand out words, at least one copy for two). Suitable for playback: Happy Birthday, a song by Crocodile Gena, a song from the cartoon about Winni the Pooh "It's nice to give a friend", a verse from I. Nikolaev's song "Birthday" and a verse from a song performed by I. Allegrova "Birthday". Possible options for execution: bleat, bark, mumble, groan, groan, groan (get by with one letter - “a”, you can also “e”).

Presenter 1:
So we sang songs with soul,
Of course, everyone will agree with me now.

Host 2:
Not only our hut is red with songs,
We have a whole sack of gifts for the hero of the day!

Presenter 1:
This May (current month) and gentle month
We have prepared a huge bag for you.
And with joy, we tear off from our hearts
This wonderful, valuable and unique handkerchief!

Presentation of a handkerchief.

Host 2:
We bought a handkerchief.
It's not even worth guessing on the cards
From our boundless generosity
Not only a scarf - we are ready to give a towel!

Presentation of a towel (facial or bath at your discretion).

Presenter 1:
We think about everything ahead of time
For a worthy meeting of guests
And support the aesthetic appearance of the table
Take the tablecloth you soon!

Presentation of the tablecloth.

Host 2:
So that our gifts do not suffer
And it was something to wipe your face and hands
I ask you for a few packs
And distribute one napkin to all guests!

Presentation of several packages of napkins to the hero of the day. Do not distribute one napkin to guests yet.

Presenter 1:
Our kindness knows no boundaries
Should you give gifts to guests?

Host 2:
A colleague correctly noted the moment,
For each napkin I ask for a compliment!

Each guest is given a napkin in exchange for a compliment or wish to the hero of the day.

In order to avoid the same and monotonous compliments and wishes, prepare several guests in advance. For example, some quatrains or ditties:

I don’t know who appoints a pension with us,
That's not enough for extra pants.
We wish you your retirement
Live like Adam and Eve in Paradise.

strategic reserve
In our fridge
We invite you to visit
And we treat for glory.

You have a wonderful medicine for boredom,
Cheerful entertainments will be provided to you by grandsons.
Do you want to take a break from retirement?
Don't forget to visit us.

Presenter 1:
We gave you napkins not in vain
I had a secret idea.
I found gifts worthy use
After all, we are celebrating today!

Host 2:
How many delicious dishes are on the table
aroma and appearance they beckon.

Presenters:
Fly honest people
Your sandwich is ready!
Live (name of the hero of the day) many, many years
Knowing neither grief, nor enemies, nor troubles!

Scenario of the evening of seeing off for a well-deserved rest "My years are my wealth"

The recording features a song performed by Vakhtang Kikabidze "My years - my wealth." The guests take their seats. Anniversaries are at the head of the table. The host starts the party.

LEADING.

Life is unique, unique and unique. That's why it's beautiful, that's why it's precious. There is nothing more wonderful than this gift, and it is given to a person not just like that, for entertainment, but as a creator, as a creator, so that he does not spare his strength, does not waste time in vain, creates his own, new and unprecedented ...

You will involuntarily agree with this when you look at a person, from communication with whom you experience a feeling of joy, a person whose life is creativity, creation, the search for something new and unprecedented. The simplicity of this person, an open smile full of inner light, disposes. I attribute all these words to the "culprits" of today's celebration -

Polomoshnova Valentina Ivanovna

Arapova Valentina Kapitonovna

Yusubaliyeva Kumbat Kubaydullaevna

Ivina Valentina Nikolaevna

Andriyasova Lyanora Barisovna

Nikitina Natalya Ivanovna

Bratsevoy Lyubov Fedorovna

Murunova Khalise Kashafovna

Tulegenova Nazim Orazbergenovna

Roza Zheksenovna Kanatova

Dosmukhambetova Dina Seilikhanovna

Kabdushova Svetlana Masyutovna

Osipova Lyubov Ivanovna

Amanchaeva Raisa Karakulovna

Hajiyeva Rosa

Ramzanova Guryat

Esmetova Akmaktash

Before starting the celebration, let us listen to the Order and accept solemn obligations.

ORDER

in triumph

"___" _________ 200 __

1. Surround candidates for retirement with warmth, care and attention.

2. It is forbidden to say congratulations, wishes with a mouth full of food, otherwise you will be misunderstood.

3. Apply all your enthusiasm, energy, good mood focus on making today's celebration remembered by the candidates for life as a symbol of our kind, friendly disposition towards them.

4. Do not allow people with gloomy faces to attend the celebration;

so that the main principle of the celebration would be the words: "A FACE WITHOUT A SMILE IS A MISTAKE! LONG LIVE LAUGHTER AND SMILE

5. Glorify, congratulate and celebrate the candidates, scheduled for "___" ______ 200 __

TO BEGIN!!!

Leading: Ladies and Gentlemen! Today we are seeing off the members of our friendly team for a well-deserved rest. Now a new life begins for them, without fuss and running around, there is time for themselves and their families. But let's remember how it all began.

3 people are selected from the team, who need to show voiced situations without words:

Valentina Ivanovna saw her class for the first time.

Valentina Kapitonovna at the blackboard tells the students the material.

Katerina Kubashevna scolds Misetov from 11-B for absenteeism.

Valentina Nikolaevna returns home after a hard day.

Lyanora Borisovna goes on vacation.

Natalya Ivanovna returns from vacation.

Lyubov Fedorovna after the holiday of the first bell

Leading: Now let's see how worthy you are of the title of pensioner?

Scene "Goddess of Pensions" Characters: God of Work, God of Vacation, Goddess of Salary, Goddess of Retirement.
Props: costumes for the gods are made from ordinary sheets, wreaths on the head - from artificial twigs or paper.

There is an old legend about how candidates for pensioners are accepted: a whole council is convened on the divine Olympus - to accept or not to accept? And everything happens like this... (Gods enter the hall.)

Goddess of Work (turns to other gods): I, the Goddess of Work - Truden - have gathered all of you at the professional Olympus and solemnly announce: we have new candidates for retirement!Gods: Ah, how great! How nice!
Goddess of Work: Yes, that means we have work to do again! Now we will carefully check these candidates. I'll start first!
(Truden approaches the colleagues of the hero of the occasion and asks them questions)
Did she work well, did she help others, did she quarrel with her superiors, etc.Goddess of Work: Well, candidates, you are lucky: you answered all the questions with dignity. But this is not enough. Come on, Vacation Goddess, do your test now!Holiday Goddess: I am the Goddess of Vacation - Gulyaybike. Work without rest is like winter without snow. Now I will check if you have learned how to rest properly!
1. Choose the right option - Canaries, Maldives, Hawaii or cottage?
2. Question two: diving, surfing, snorkeling or fishing?
3. Question three: "Martini", "Hennesy", "Jack Daniels" or vodka?Vacation Goddess (sums up): dreaming is not harmful, but you need to rest within your means!Goddess of Work: Good. And now a word to the Goddess of Salaries!Goddess of Salary: I am the Goddess of Salary - Tengekhanym. It's time to say goodbye forever, dear candidates. Do you remember how you waited for me every month? How do you count days and even minutes? And then, having waited, they called me miserable, miserable, insignificant! And then they spent everything, to the last ... But I do not hold a grudge, everything is in the past. Now you will meet the Goddess of Retirement, and do you promise to protect and respect her? Do you promise your children won't take it from you? Do you promise to buy chocolates for your grandchildren with her help?

pensioners answer.Goddess of Work: So, candidates, you passed all the tests with honor! We officially accept you into the ranks of full-fledged pensioners and put you at the disposal of the Goddess of Pensions!Goddess of Retirement: I am the Goddess of Retirement - Pensionochka! From now on, I will take care of you. But first you need to say the oath of a pensioner
PENSIONER'S Oath:
I, A YOUNG PENSIONER, JOINING THE RANKS OF PENSIONERS,
IN THE FACE OF MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES, I SOLEMNLY SWEAR:
-WAIT, LOVE AND PROTECT YOUR PENSION.
-DO NOT SPEND IT ON MEDICINES AND DOCTORS.
-USE IT AS IT IS INTENDED: FOR ENTERTAINMENT, CRUISES AND NEW OUTFITS.
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I SWEAR!!!
The gods put on the hero of the occasion a homemade medal "Honorary Pensioner".

The song "Pioneer-pensioner"

Fire up, blue nights!

Every employee retires

Every employee after work.

Get ready for retirement!

We see you off with dignity,

For you, of course, we will be calm;

No, do not turn sour at home with nothing to do,

Cheerfulness, activity - that's your destiny!

To the forest for mushrooms and fish,

We wish you to be friends with nature,

Solve crossword puzzles together with grandchildren

In the spring, plant tomatoes in the country!

When you get bored, you will come to visit,

Show the photo, sing the song,

We envy such a life

Take us to retirement

Leading: sounds to you last call!
(director rings a bell)

Leading: Until we meet again, friends! Good luck in your work! And to you, pensioners, we wish you not to be bored in retirement!

Victoria Gutnik
Scene "Seeing to retirement"

Dear Maamers! I bring to your attention a scene for seeing off employees for retirement. We saw off our manager.

Leading:

Attention! The solemn moment of our meeting is coming! Today there will be an initiation into Young Pensioners by the head of the kindergarten "Morozko" ___. The commission of this act is carried out at the initiative of the State pension fund Russia. We invite its representatives.

Grandmas go under the drum roll.

Stay where you are. One - two. Right. One - two. (one grandmother turns to the right, the other does not, and she turns it around)

As the French say: "ant und ainzig zwei unt zwan-zig" - let's get down to business.

Come out, our friend. Now we will publicly accept you into the society of pensioners.

Repeat after us (give a scroll or a printed oath in a frame):

I, a young pensioner of Russia, entering the honorable society of working and non-working pensioners, drinking and not drinking in moderation, sticking my nose everywhere, I solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society, that is, constantly be in a sound body and sound mind. Do not let yourself be blamed neither by the wind, nor by your husband, nor by illness, nor by hops. I swear!

2. Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs and walk without support on any road. I swear!

3. Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears. Do not succumb to measles, or sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. To realize all desires, as abstinence is dangerous at this age. I swear!

5. Drink a little to the bottom, but do not lose the path to the house. I swear!

(When pronouncing the word "I swear!" the grandmother hits her forehead with a musical mallet.)

Well, well, our friend! From now on, you don't have to work, but only advise, that is, point your finger.

Your pension will be paid in dollars and euros in ruble terms. Rest easy, our friend. You will receive your pension regularly

- (To the guests.) And you all stay in peace!

Oath of the Young Pensioner

I, a young pensioner of Russia,

joining the honorary society of working and non-working pensioners,

to the extent of drinkers and non-drinkers,

sticking your nose everywhere,

I solemnly swear:

1. Be a worthy member of society,

that is, to be constantly in a sound body and sound mind.

Do not let yourself be blamed neither by the wind, nor by your husband, nor by illness, nor by hops.

2. Work tirelessly, stretch out your legs and walk without support on any road.

3. Be sharp on the tongue, eyes and ears.

Do not succumb to measles, or sadness, or cold. I swear!

4. Realize all desires,

for at this age abstinence is dangerous. I swear!

5. Drink a little to the bottom, but do not lose the path to the house.