International Women's Day on March 8 is a holiday that has been very popular in our country since Soviet times. Perhaps this is due to the fact that this day, despite the initial political overtones, remained out of politics, and perhaps because this is the first spring holiday. One way or another, everyone loves March 8th.

And they start in advance: in the office, at the workplace, it is there that the first congratulations or toasts to women are heard, and sometimes teams arrange real corporate holidays dedicated to this event. We want to offer scenario ideas for March 8, this wonderful spring holiday, with a small remark, in the women's team.

Idea number 1. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Eight girls, one me .."

Perhaps some of you are familiar with this situation: the spring holiday is gaining momentum, men are running through the streets with armfuls of flowers to congratulate their employees, and you arrange a holiday for yourself with a cheerful chirping flock, pleasing the only man who adds a little masculine gallantry to your bachelorette party. Of course, our lovely women do not suffer much about this, and yet ...

The scenario offered to your attention on March 8 in the women's team "Eight Girls, One Me" was created exclusively for such a situation. Actually, such a clear division of women and men is not at all necessary. According to this scenario, you can hold a party in a more colorful company, but in this case there is only one male representative.

Italicized prompts for the facilitator, or, as in this case, Leading.

It is assumed that there is one male, for example, Peter Petrovich.

Presenter: My dear colleagues, comrades-in-arms and friends! It just so happened that on weekdays and on all our holidays you and I carry a heavy burden both for ourselves and for that guy. If it were not for the respected and beloved by all of us Petr Petrovich, one would feel like absolute Amazons. Of course, female company is pleasant and even useful: our communication enriches us not only professional knowledge, but also practical advice household chores, or child-rearing... and men who are, in fact, also our children.

But, to be honest, the female company sometimes gradually spoils our family relationships, and even leads to a dead end. And we begin to cry into each other's vests, and complain, what kind of "all men are theirs ..." I didn't say that's what the series is called.

And today, however strange it may seem, I would like to talk not about us, women, but about those who sometimes, oh, how they get in these walls. Today is our holiday, and we have the right to choose any topic for conversation, but Pyotr Petrovich will forgive us in honor of such a day ?!

So, the first competition with which we will open our festive evening:

The first contest "Man of my dreams"

Presenter: Dear ladies, our first contest invites you to draw a portrait of the man of your dreams. You will not need paints, the portrait will be verbal, but there will be additional conditions.

The story should include:

external features,

inner world

and... the stomach. Sorry, taste preferences.

The competition is being held: the contestants take turns talking about their ideal men. The smartest one wins.

Presenter: You see, my dear, we ourselves do not know what we want. Either our requirements are too high, or the logic is indeed feminine. And how can a man deal with all this, not to mention conform?

But since we are so smart, let's prove that our claims to the ideal are quite justified, and that it is not at all difficult to be an ideal man. Moreover, it is very useful not only for us personally, but also for him. After all, you and I know what is good and what is bad, men, with their straightforward thinking, cannot always see a bright goal behind the next turn of a winding path. So, given ... No, before announcing the condition of the problem, a small intermediate competition.

Competition "Beautiful Galatea" or "Body Exchange"

Presenter: Now we will have a Pygmalion competition - you, my dear beauties, receive an honorary, but temporary title of a man, knight, gentleman, macho, etc.

The facilitator can distribute the details of the men's toilet to the participants. The easiest way is to provide everyone with ties.

Our, or rather your hero, a creative personality. And like any creative person, she, that is, he, and if it’s for sure, then each of you has his own dream, ideal. And now you are blinding one. The competition for the title of the best Pygmalion is open. We only have one model, unfortunately. Therefore, everyone will have the right to one single blow on this piece of marble. Remember, as Michelangelo said: "I take a piece of marble and cut off all that is superfluous." We will have everything exactly the opposite. For women, unlike sculptors, need a lot of superfluous things.

Well, now our Fair Lady is ready, now you, my dear knights, will have to win her heart. At the end of our evening, Galatea will definitely name the best.

A competition is being held

After Galatea is ready, competitions begin, which are evaluated by the newly-minted "woman" - Galatea (more precisely, our respected, transformed Petr Petrovich, if anyone has forgotten). And women who play the role of men become the main test subjects.

Quiz Woman from "A" to "Z"

Presenter: And we will start with the "trifles", important and not very important for any woman. Whoever gives the most correct answers in the quiz will win a prize.

(The presenter asks a question, each time giving a token to the participant who first gave the correct answer, the winner is the one who has typed in the final of the quiz the largest number tokens)

A - an incorporeal creature with wings or a very kind woman (Angel).

B is a girl's best friend, it's.. (Diamonds).

B - an elegant piece of fabric that can turn a woman into a beautiful stranger (Veil).

G - fur worthy to adorn the shoulders of a luxurious woman (Ermine).

D - the headdress of any princess (Diadem).

E is the name of the first woman (Eve).

Yo is a ballet in which no decent woman dares to appear (Yoperny).

W - a weakness that the strongest men cannot resist (Femininity).

З - an animal with which they compare an annoyed woman with something (Snake).

I - the style chosen by the woman (Image).

Y - a medicine that is in the home medicine cabinet of any woman (Iodine).

K - it makes a woman's walk attractive and irresistible (Heel).

L - how can a woman cure without medication? (Weasel).

M - the main purpose of a woman (motherhood, mother).

H - it protects delicate female fingers while sewing (Thimble).

Oh - it is his woman who creates, stores and protects (Family hearth).

P - the best ballerina of the theater (Prima).

P - a relationship in which a woman who is deeply in love enters (Novel).

C - one of the brightest and most desired events in the life of every girl (Wedding).

U - what does a woman provide to her man? (Cosiness).

F - food, perfect for love games (Fruits).

X - what is the name of the dish of frozen meat broth? (Aspic).

Ts - these are women who are ready to receive both on holidays and on weekdays (Flowers).

Ch - spice that prevents infections and kisses (Garlic).

Sh - she warms, and, having received her as a gift, female soul wanes (Fur coat).

Shch - a traditional dish of Russian cuisine (Shi).

E - impressionable women do not know how to restrain ... (Emotions).

Yu - a very attractive purely feminine piece of clothing (Skirt).

I - as the 45-year-old birthday girl is jokingly called (Berry).

(The winner will receive a prize)

After this competition, the participants, as it were, speak on behalf of men. And with them you can consistently hold contests:

Poetry competition "Madrigal"

Competition "Romeo"

Then, according to the results of the competition, the "new-born “woman” - Galatea ”(Petr Petrovich) will solemnly announce the winner and encourage all participants. And it will be especially good if at that moment he will say a beautiful toast in honor of all the ladies present already on behalf of the man.

Idea number 2. Scenario March 8 in the women's team "Well, girls, little one!?"

The second option for holding a holiday in a women's company, perhaps, is “purely feminine”, in which the heroes of the occasion, on the contrary, will be happy to talk about their favorite topics: fashion, beauty, men and, most importantly, beautiful and unique themselves. And if, at the same time, there is a small number of men, then let them participate with pleasure or ... do not interfere.

- If there are men at the celebration, then the presenter can start the celebration like this:

Presenter: Good evening dear men (if they are on holiday), despite the fact that each of you is of special value, each exclusive is worth its weight in gold, today's holiday is dedicated not to you, but to beautiful and dangerous, weak and persistent, beautiful and sweet, mysterious and unpredictable ... women! Therefore, the topic of our conversations and competitions will be fashion, beauty, and our relationships with men.

- If there are no men, then so:

Presenter: Good evening dear ladies! It so happened that we celebrate this wonderful holiday with you in a wonderful company, and therefore I propose to spend it the way we want, chat on our favorite topics and have fun from the heart!

( First toast: I congratulate you on the coming of spring and the first spring holiday! Love to you, joy, vivid impressions and unfading youth!)

Game "Appeal to men"

Presenters: Dear friends, let's admit, no matter how hard we try not to talk about it, but, nevertheless, it's a little annoying to celebrate a holiday without men?! I propose to write a message to the male half of humanity right here and right now so that the Universe hears us and sends its representatives to our team. So, let's start with adjectives, what adjectives come to your mind first when you mention the word "man"?

(Ladies name adjectives, leading one by one enters them into the missing places of a pre-prepared template, then solemnly reads out what happened. It sounds pretty funny, because they are called, as a rule, either very flattering, or vice versa)

Approximate request template

"……….our men,……….friends,……..colleagues and……..defenders. Today, on this…….day and……….holiday, we want to declare that we really need you! And we want you to be there every…… day and every…… night, surrounding us with your…… care,…….attention and……..love, give us…..flowers,……compliments and… …..gifts Know that only your……looks and……hugs make us truly happy…….men, we love you!

Your……friends"

(Second toast)

comic musical game"Between Us Girls"

Quiz "Fabulous fashionistas"

Role-playing fairy tale "Let's have a little bit"

Musical game "My light, tell the mirror"

Idea number 3. Theme party scenario

The third option for holding a spring holiday in a women's team may be the idea of ​​​​a theme party. In order not to feel discomfort about the fact that there are no male colleagues next to you on such a holiday, it is best to arrange a holiday that is in no way connected with a purely female theme and enjoy immersing yourself in another era or reality. Choose a theme: fairy tale, cinema, 19th century, hats, coffee, etc. and spend the entire evening in the style of the chosen plot - it will be both exciting, informative, and original.

08.02.2019 | We looked at the script 1799 Human

In some kingdom
Rosin State,
Tsar Artyom thought the Duma -
Saddened by the bad news.

Treasurer bad news
Keeping a girl's honor
Julia presented to the king
Like, I'm telling the whole truth:
"I don't have any money,
At least strip naked!”

Corporate by March 8 for women

06.02.2019 | We looked at the script 1343 human

Characters:
1. Presenter _ in a formal suit
2. Yashka-gunner - boots, stick
3. Girl number 1 - scarves, aprons (aprons)
4. Girl #2
5. Girl #3
6. Grandfather-headman - cap
7. Harpina - handkerchief, bottle
8. Gritsko - military cap
9. Popandopulo...

for adults

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We dress up in advance (Robes, dresses, handkerchiefs and from balls we make busts "quite large")

Leading
- Today is a solemn day!
Joy day!
Day of unearthly beauty!
We give you our love and of course flowers!

Our dear fighting friends!
Beloved, ...

Scene for March 8 "Masha and the Bear"

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Hi Mashunya, do you want some honey?
- Hello Mishunya, mmm I will not refuse!
- Then take the pot, here it is at the entrance.
- Yes, yes Mishunya, let's dispel sadness!

I can destroy the pot in 3 approaches.
- Yeah, by launching microbes there with a shaggy paw ?!
- What...

The scene "On the nose of the eighth of March!"

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On the nose of the eighth of March,
In shops - men -
Everybody's pushing guys
They should find a gift!
They drag glorious bouquets -
From mimosa from carnations,
And in the other hand - sweets -
Prove to be a man!
Falling to the lady's cheek,
Ay love yu and all that,
Compliments...

An interesting script for congratulations on March 8

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Host: Dear friends!
And again spring, of course, March-
Spring holiday is yours.
Winter is gone, love is afterburner!
And our feelings - start!
Spring and women are a single whole, inseparable. Let's ask ourselves - why? The answer can only be given...

Theatrical scenario of congratulations on March 8

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"Voice behind the scene":
Hello ladies and gentlemen!
How did you get here?
I tell you without deceit,
You have entered our realm.
And our head, as of old,
Almighty, formidable king.
Don't you dare insult him
He is called - Jeremiah!

“King Jeremiah” enters majestically...

Congratulations script for March 8

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The bright spring holiday on March 8 is knocking on our door with huge boots, and of course, every man wants to show off his talent by doing at least something pleasant for his (their) woman (s). It's no secret that my page is often visited not only by my...

Congratulations script for March 8

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Since March 8. (variations on the theme “About Fedot the archer, a daring young man”)
The narrator:
Believe it or don't believe me - it was in the spring.
Once upon a time there was a sultan, he had an oil fountain, one gas valve,
He adored all the ladies, had his own clan and his name was Ivan.
Flew past...

Scenario of theatrical corporate party on March 8!

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Congratulations from the pioneers.
To the drum roll, a detachment of pioneers enters the stage. The equipment corresponds to the performance, (t-shirt, shorts, white stockings and red ties and caps). Some have a butterfly net in their hands, others have drums, and the walking one ...

On the video screen for each participant is shown a portrait of a celebrity, modified in Photoshop. Among celebrities, you can insert photos of the authorities. After the participants' answers, the portraits return to their original appearance.

He. You have successfully completed the first task. The second stage - "Transport inspection".
During the next competition, we will name parts from any mechanism. Try to guess which car it is.
He. Steering wheel, trunk, bell, pedals, frame ... (Bicycle.)
She is. Keel, periscope, kingstones, screw, porthole ... (Submarine.)
He. Steering wheel, carburetor, brake, shock absorbers, headlights ... (Automobile.)
She is. Steering wheel, wings, fuselage, propeller, autopilot ... (Airplane.)
He. Tower, barrel, caterpillars, tanks, hatch ... (Tank.)
She is. Body, axle, wheel, shafts, goats ... (Cart.)

He. Now name the brand of the car by the emblem. Julia, did you draw the emblems? Bring it!
She takes out sheets with painted emblems. They should be two units more than the number of participants. Participants take one emblem at random and name the make of the car.
She is. So our participants shot back ...

He. Julia, you forgot that the "Almost Professional" competition is held in three stages. The third stage - "Accurate eyes". Bring an automatic.
She is. Or maybe we'll end there?
He. Julia, we are working according to the script. Bring it!
She takes out a fake gun.
He. What is it? Where is Kalashnikov or TT? Or even gas?
She (almost crying). The medical board did not give me a permit to carry weapons ...
He. Julia, don't cry! So! Take it backstage and bring... well, I don't know what. Now let's think.
She takes out colored paper airplanes and distributes them to the participants.

He. Ladies, due to circumstances beyond my control, we have minor changes in the script. Now the task will be as follows: launch the airplanes into the hall in such a way as to hit the target. Julia, we forgot to mark the target!
She is. For women, the goal is one - it's men.
He. Understood! If the plane reaches the jury - and there are only men - you will get 5 points.
launching airplanes in turn.
Competitive gaming moment

He. Sirs, thank you. You can go backstage. (The participants leave.) Julia, get ready, now we need to advertise the competition and continue ...
A cell phone ringing is heard. He takes out his phone from his pocket.
He. Hello! (Hey.) It's you!
She is. If it's Vitya, Yura or Pasha, I'm not here. And if it's Zhora or Misha, then I'll take it!
He. This name). He asks when she is leaving.
She is. Now!
Concert number.
He comes out from behind the curtains alone, looks into the opposite curtains.
He. Julia, stop pouting. Let's go to.
She (offended). And I won't think.
He (goes to her). Julia! The audience is waiting.
She is. I do not want. And I can't...
He takes her to the stage.
Where do I go so upset. Who needs a sad presenter on stage? The presenter should smile, but I want to cry ...
He. Did someone offend you? (Picturesquely.) Where is he, scoundrel?
She (pokes him in the chest). There he is! There he is!
He. I?!
She (with boundless surprise). Didn't you even understand? You men are so thick-skinned. In all the time we've been on stage, you've never complimented me once.
He. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, dear!
She is. Look at me carefully (spins in front of Him) ... And so - you don’t notice anything?
He. No, but what?
She is. Everyone says that I have become a written beauty.
He. It is what it is. Only they didn’t tell you the main thing, Yulechka, you are not only beautiful, you are also smart!
She (thoughtfully, under her breath). They just say something else needs to be done ... with the face.
He. Well, if only a little.
She is. Yes a little bit. Then all. Imagine, Andrei, I'm walking down the street, and the men are all with their mouths open. Those in front stumble. The ones behind are already there. Here it is - beauty.
He. Yes… terrible power. Julia, Julia, don't get distracted. By the way, our next competition is called “Both clever and beautiful”.
Chopping.
Maybe, Julia, you will invite the participants to the stage? She walks towards the backstage.
He (after her). Into the microphone! (To the audience.) In my opinion, I got excited with the "clever girl".
She (returns). The mind of a woman is to hide it. Our dear participants, we ask you to take the stage
Exit of the participants.

He. Competition "Both smart and beautiful" will take place in two stages. The first stage is "Clever".
Each participant is given a marker and a piece of drawing paper.
He. I ask the participants to remember and write words starting with the letter A. The first word consists of two letters, the second of three, the third of four, and so on. Each subsequent word has one letter more than the previous one. You have one minute to complete the task.
She is. For each word the jury puts 1 point.
On the sheets, the participants write the words in a column from top to bottom. But at the end of the competition, the presenters read out the words written by the participants.

She is. We continue the competition. The second stage - "Beauty"
Men, don't be afraid of beautiful women! From a physical point of view, we are a torso on which a head is put on, two arms are attached to the sides, and two legs are attached to the bottom. But because our brains are enriched with extra stubs... deflated... by dance...
He. Julia, you don't need to be smart anymore!
She (playfully). Well, coquetry! So we take care of the shell. Hence the outfits, lipstick on the lips and flapping eyelashes ... You have to be in shape! (To the participants.) Really, girls?
He. By the way, the jury evaluates the “form” according to a five-point system. She is. Girls, let's get started!
The presenter calls the action, the participants portray. In the final, all actions are performed simultaneously.

She is. To make the waist thin - in the morning we twist the hula hoop (circular movements of the hips).
So as not to be ashamed to go out into people - we sew outfits for ourselves (with our right hand we seem to turn the handle of a sewing machine). Did you sew? We put on.
We do the styling ourselves - combed the hair, straightened the hairstyle (we straighten the hair with our left hand, comb it with an imaginary comb).
We ran to the shops, bought ourselves chic shoes, and with stilettos - and already running in them ... (running in place).
Do not forget to look around - head left and right and shoot with your eyes.

He. How much effort is spent on maintaining beauty - our women are spinning like a squirrel in a wheel.
And now everything is all together at once - hula hoop, we turn the machine, we fix our hair, on stilettos in shops and on the sides ... on the sides - there are so many men around!

Participants perform all movements simultaneously.
He. Yes, well ... If a man is made in the image and likeness of God, then a woman is incomparable! Really, Julia?
She is silent.
He. Julia!
She doesn't respond.
He. folk omen: if a woman suddenly fell silent, then she wants to say something. While Julia is thinking, the participants can go backstage.

The members leave. He goes to her.
Julia, if a thought does not come to mind, then it does not come anywhere at all. How long can you be silent?
She is. Don't bother me, Andrei, I think.
He. Found the time and place! About what?
She is. I think what to give my mother on March 8. Maybe you can advise something?
He. No-o-o! Maybe the viewers have some advice? In-he is how many. Dear viewers, do you have any ideas about a gift for a woman on March 8?
Game moment with the audience.

He. Flowers are the most common gift. But beyond mimosa, roses and tulips, men's fantasy does not go. And this is where women come in.
She is. I wonder how it is?
He. The choice of flowers depends on the profession of the beloved.
She is. Well, let's say, your favorite dressmaker ...
He. You can give marigolds to the dressmaker.
She is. How about a manicurist?
He. Marigold.
She is. Ophthalmologist?
He. Pansies.
She is. Trainer?
He. Snapdragon.
She is. Hairdresser?
He. Cactus…
Julia, I have an idea! Try writing poetry to your mom.
She is. I already tried
He. So how? It turns out?
She is. Half. Writing works, poetry doesn't.
He. Can you sleep then? Her favorite song... What is your mother's favorite song?
She is. The one that will now be performed for everyone ...
Concert number.
She (at the end of the number). She sings very well. I definitely won't be able to. What to give mom?
He. Can you dance? A gypsy with an exit ... Or will you depict some kind of scene? You understand that creativity is needed here. She is! We chatted with you! Attention! We announce the last competition - creative.
Chopping.

She is. My first homework is…
Creative competition.
He. So the competition “Your Majesty the Woman!” ended. The jury retires for deliberation.
The jury leaves.
She (following). Dear jury! Gentlemen, to help you or not to interfere?
He. Julia, you are much more needed here. Moreover, while the jury is summing up, it is necessary to somehow entertain the audience. Do you have any thoughts on this?
She is. You will not believe. There is! On the eve of the women's holiday, I propose to think together how and with what we can also congratulate women.
He. Song! I feel like my voice has returned.
She is. So maybe then you will sing something sincere?
He. There is. (Sings to the tune “Oh, frost, frost ...”.) Oh, wife, wife, kiss me, kiss me - your horse ...
She is. Andrew, I'm serious, but you're joking.
He. And I'm serious. O! There is! I can conduct an old Russian rite - procreation ... Although it’s not worth showing, the rite has already spread widely.
She is. So what to do?
He. Call…
Concert numbers.

You can hold a competition of audience sympathy. The audience votes for the contestants. The hosts count the votes and record the results.
The jury is back.

She is. Dear contestants, we ask you to take the stage.
The exit of the participants, the formation for the award.
She is. Andrey, tell our participants something good!
He. Women are the same men, only better!
She is. And that's it?
He. Any stupidity for you
Our ancestors did it easily.
Because of your beautiful eyes
Madness is not uncommon even now.
You are women! And your glory
You submit yourself ...
O delightful right -
Captivate and drive everyone crazy.

Now we will find out how the contestants managed to captivate the jury. Word to the chairman. Please to the microphone.
Summarizing- rewarding participants.

He. We congratulate the winners!
She is. Not! We congratulate all participants of the competition. We admire you! Good luck to you!
He. We congratulate the participants and all the women in the hall on the upcoming holiday!
Against the background of V. Meladze's song "I liked you."
Dear women, we wish you that you always have many reasons to be proud of yourself ...
She is. Even if someone does not appreciate you, even if it seems that the world around is unfair. If you yourself sincerely believe that you have something to be proud of - this is already happiness!
He. And we say goodbye!
She is. All the best!
Together. See you soon!
Music. The curtain.
Authors - M.Tyzova, Zh.Khmeleva. When preparing the script, materials from the programs of A. Zaitsev, A. Fomintsev, the magazines "How to Entertain Guests" and "Around Laughter" were used.

Every year, on the eve of the beloved holiday of March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women in such an unusual way, with humor, provocatively, so that everyone likes it, and at the same time, without wasting much time preparing festive events.

And so that the program does not drag on: congratulations, gifts were presented, and - we ask you to the table ... And there, after a good snack - contests, fun, laughter!

What to think? What to surprise?

Don't break your head! We thought of everything for you: we offer 9 cool scenes for a corporate party on March 8! Suitable for a mini-performance at the workplace, and for a holiday organized on a grand scale.

It remains only to choose good gifts, several competitions for a feast (or a buffet table), and that's it - International Women's Day, can be considered a success!

Scene #1

"Gift Lottery"

7 men participate in the performance, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth, perform a small free dance to S. Mikhailov's song "Everything for You."
Then women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.

Man 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to give them to those who are lucky today!

Man 2: It's simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whose will fall out - he takes the super prize!

Spins the drum, pulls out one number.

Man 1: Hooray! Come out, please, to us! We announce a super prize, here it is!

To the music, a man enters the hall, a large poster is attached to his chest, which says “I'm not working today! He does everything for me!”
To applause and laughter, a poster is handed to the woman whose number was pulled out by the presenter.

Man 2, pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster that says “Ready to discuss it!”

Man 1 (handing poster to winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Up to discounts on tights in the store and a new secretary's manicure!

Man 1: To get the next number, we invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name)! He has a lucky hand!

As soon as the number is pulled out, a man comes out, on him is a poster with the inscription "5 compliments from the chef!". The leader compliments the woman whose number has been pulled out of the drum.

Man 2: I'm getting the next number! Hooray, (name of the winning woman)! Come out please! For you, he will perform his famous song “Oops!” world star Britney Spears, whom we invited especially for this performance!

Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over the trousers), the rest are dressed as backup dancers (for example, in leotards). The group performs the song “Oops!” to the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing still, arms folded on their stomachs, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.

Man 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!

The man diligently turns the drum, then, as if by accident, pours all the numbers on the floor, at this time all the other men take out crackers, blow them up and shout: “This prize is for you all! Our declaration of love! We just adore you!
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov “Everything for You”), pre-prepared gifts are handed to women, and everyone is invited to the table.

Scene #2

"Serious challenge"

Leading: Dear ladies! Let us briefly join you, feel what it's like to be a woman?! Our bravest volunteers, in order to amuse you, agreed to become women today in order to get into the most nightmarish female situations! Help them cope with this, dear ladies!

A dressed-up Man 1 comes out, shoes on his feet. He stumbles as if breaking a heel. She freezes, hands raised to her face in theatrical horror.

Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! What do you say?

The women shout "No!", Man 1 also shakes his head in the negative.

Leading: Option 2: call relatives and friends, let other Louboutins drag me! Will it go?

Women shout "No!" (or “Yes!”), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.

Leading: Maybe go to that handsome stranger over there and ask for a ride?

Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes his shoes in front of his nose, and, making eyes, says: “Save the lady, please!”

Leading: Fuuu ... We successfully coped with one task, let's move on!

Man 2, dressed as a lady, enters the hall to the music, a usually dressed man walks towards him.

Man 2: Dear, give me 5 thousand!

The male: But where are you doing all the money?! I just gave you yesterday!

Man 2 dulls his eyes sadly, Man looks menacingly at him.

Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t let it! But know that I spent all the money on charity!” - will it go?

The women shout "No!", Man 2 also shakes his head.

Leading: And like this: “Don't you want your wife to look beautiful ?! Nails, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty you know how much money it costs?!”

The women shout their answer, and Man 2 shakes his head.

Leading: The option is: “You! Me! Not! You love!"

Regardless of the women's prompting, Man 2 agrees with these options, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “Doesn't like! He doesn’t love!”, to which the Man, in fright, shouts: “Of course I love! Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything!” To the music, the men of the team join them to congratulate the women

Man 1:

We can't understand how you
So gentle
Know how to be strong
Stronger than us a hundred times!

Man 2:

On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to give you
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!

The male:

Please please,
May never be sad
And also an offender, and an extra-kilogram-naberushechka
Will not meet you!

Leading:
You are dear, dear,
You are the most beautiful
So let us today
Congratulate you!

To the music, men present gifts, after which women are invited to the table.

Mini Scene #3

Ouch! What will we give?

The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or simply standing in a group, expressing complete puzzlement.

Man 1 (running frantically back and forth, screaming): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Let's give gift suggestions!! What will we give our ladies?!

All: Candies!

Man 1: Banal!

All: Card!

Man 1: Absolutely sucks!

All: Diaries!

Man 1: It already was!

All: Shaving foam!

They look questioningly at the speaker, talk among themselves: “No, but what! They need it too!

Man 1: I won't even comment!

All: Shower gels!

Man 1: It was too!

Solemn music sounds (a march is possible), a man dressed in white clothes enters the hall, wings behind his back.

Angel Man: I am a beautiful angel who flew to you from heaven, because I see that without me things are going hard here! But your prayers have been heard, and here are your gifts for your lovely women!

The angel puts a basket in front of the men - in it are bouquets of flowers and gifts. Men shout “Hurray!”, throw themselves into a dance for joy, then hand flowers, gifts to the ladies and invite them to the table.

Scene #4

Beauty and mind

Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention, and are invited to the Beauty and Mind program.

The host introduces the “heroines of the holiday”: 2-3 men dressed as women, while the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous, the better.

1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- Honored (profession of your choice).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of Cinema Lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- Honored consultant on any issues.

The host tells that today, in honor of the holiday of March 8, these women will participate in the beauty and mind contest, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early pension.

Competition program:

1. Leading offers assignments on the topic "Who Knows More".
For example, the topic "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "jewelry".
The task of the participants: name the words in random order related to this topic.
One point is awarded to the participant who gives the last word.

2. Leading offers tasks for review ability to think logically. Names several things. "Women" should name an item that is not on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, out of place answers, the funnier it will be to watch.
Task examples:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella paint, henna. (Superfluous paint "Vella").
Vanilla crackers, breadcrumbs, crackers with raisins (excess - breadcrumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester is extra).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (excess-lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is superfluous).
In order for the competition to fully withstand the “out of logic” style, the host awards the victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the prettiest of all”.

3. Competition task on the topic "Cosmetic bag".
Leading“scatters” cosmetic items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, hygienic lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eyeliner, eye contour cream, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder box, facial tonic).
The facilitator assigns each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item “from the cosmetic bag”. Time is limited.
Suggested assignments:
wash off your makeup
paint lips for business meeting,
hide your freckles
paint nails,
paint eyes,
remove nail polish
let your eyes down, etc.
The leader vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For a correct answer, the participant receives a point.

4. The host offers non-standard situations to the participants. We need to find an original way out of them.
for example:
Let's say that you met an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is "head over heels" in love with you and is about to make a marriage proposal. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But then you see a photo of your lover on her desk. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited a hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, you dyed your hair in green color. What will you do?
You came to a business meeting-buffet in a knitted dress. You are talking with a partner and suddenly notice that one of the visitors - the guests caught on the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress. Moving away from you further and further, he dissolves your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner according to the leading participant receives one point.

Based on the results, after counting the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And gives the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on the holiday of March 8!
The “woman” transforms into a man, congratulates the female team with beautiful words, the losing participants remain women and are used “on errands” - they distribute gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.

Scene #5

Vernissage

Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.

1. Men should ask their employees for their baby photos in advance. Put each one in a frame and hang it in the form of an exhibition.
2. At the appointed time, the men gather the women and invite everyone to the vernissage.
3. Slow music sounds, the audience should guess their colleagues in children's photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is handed to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. Have a cool holiday lottery.

Examples of prizes for draws:
A room for a personal archive (photo album).
Without it, the photo desktop is empty. (Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (a set of napkins).
Necessary item for a mink coat (hanger).
Means for holding the figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
Universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
Washcloth for husband (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
Gloves 3D (rubber gloves).

It will be necessary to play all the numbers so that each woman receives her own gift..
In conclusion, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.

Short Scene #6

flying ship

1. Women are invited to the room for congratulations to the tune from the cartoon "Flying Ship".

2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in desired form cheerful Grandmothers Yozhek: sundresses, scarves, brooms (brooms). In the hands of toy harmonicas.

3. A congratulatory song is performed to the soundtrack of the song Babok Yozhyek from the cartoon "Flying Ship".

Text

* * *
Stretch the fur, harmonica,
Oh play playful!
Congratulations to the women
And don't talk!

* * *
Walked along the forest side
The holiday ran after me!
Spit on his baldness
And sent to the devil!

* * *
I tell him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Even though I don't believe
I'm into these superstitions!

* * *
Stretch the accordion fur,
Eh, play pretend!
Our women are beautiful
Even, do not persuade!

* * *
We have known them for many years
This is the beauty secret!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty!

* * *
I was walking back home
The holiday is running after me!
What is the reason for this?
Is this hell?!

* * *
Stretch the accordion fur,
Oh, play, play!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade me to sit down at the table!

Men escort women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate, give gifts.

Scene-congratulation No. 7

Self-assembly tablecloth

Men prepare a large gift box in advance and decorate it colorfully.
When women appear, each is given a flower.

The men take turns talking:

1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate you on March 8!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So you can guess
7. What was picked up for a long time,
8. What will we give!
9. He is undeniably very cute!
10. We will even give you a hint:
11. He will please you for sure!
12. Because it is ... a fairy tale?
13. No, they didn't guess!
14. This is a home decoration!
15. And today it will come in handy!
16. Is this the right ... bench?
17. Missed, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19. To receive guests, respect
20. Will a miracle (fall silent) rolling pin come in handy?
21. By, even very by
23. You need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Set a beautiful table
26. Treat your neighbor with tea
24. Super - we give you a tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulatory): after the presentation of gifts, we invite you to the festive table!

Give gifts and invite to the table.
The first toast to the festive mood, to the best hostesses, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even create a miracle!

Scene #8

Starfall

The men are talking to each other.

Man 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 is “on the nose”. Our women need to chip in for gifts.

Man 2: Yes, what's there to throw off, let's read poetry to them, we'll sing different songs there. Creative gifts are the most desired and not expensive!

Man 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! We'll give you a flower and that's enough. After all, they didn’t “bother” us with gifts. Again foam and socks!

Man 4: What guys are you all the same materialistic. After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And beauties and smart girls, and they bake pies, and they will always treat you, they will say a kind word, they will cheer you up. You look at any and immediately want to sing.

Man 1: Yes, yes I agree with (name Men 4). Our girls deserve to be unusual gifts gave. But what is there to give?

Man 4: Let's think! Something beautiful and romantic!

Man 1: Maybe each with a movie ticket?

Man 3: And why each, let's bring them to the evening session. Very romantic too!

Man 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can't even imagine how I'll show up home after an evening of watching together!

Man 1: Yes, and husbands will not be too happy. Another "cap" is given!

Man 4: It is necessary that in the evening it was connected, and that everyone was delighted!

Man 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!

Man 2: Exactly! Stars must be given! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!

Man 4(dreamily): Each of our girls is a star! Maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night starfall! Each girl is comparable to a constellation!

Man 1: It's decided! Speak!

Man 4(clears throat): Our dear girls! You are like heavenly stars united into constellations for us! Allow me on the eve of the International women's day On March 8, identify you with beautiful celestial bodies and give each of us our modest gift, forming a starfall!

They call the names of the girls, the constellation consonant with their name.

Example:

Irina - Polar Star (laudatory description and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praise, compliments);
Mary - Ursa Major,
Ella - Chapel,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.

After the announcement of the entire list and the presentation of gifts, women are invited to the table.

Game mini-scene number 9

Long live women!

Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.

1. Men prepare balloons of various shapes in advance.

2. Invite women to the room where the congratulations will take place (or do it at the workplace).

3. The host announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as proof, now, immediately, exact copies of the employees will be made!

4. Now the men will have to create female figures from the balls with the help of adhesive tape in a strictly defined time. The funnier and more ridiculous the “creations” are, the better.

5. Women count aloud in chorus, help with advice. Or turn on the music at the right time.

6. Once the time is up, the men take turns showing off their "masterpieces", telling the best about the woman whose "copy" is presented, and presenting the gift.

The host invites everyone to a table (or a small buffet). Where games and sweepstakes can be continued.

In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no case offending or insulting!

Try to joke, say congratulations with ease. Use skits, a pre-prepared program of table and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the more impression you will make on the female half of the team.

Inna Zharikova
Scenario of a corporate party for teachers by March 8 "Spring brought us all together"

Leading:

Good afternoon, dear colleagues! Spring brought us all together today - great time year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!

Outside the window the sun is shining and streams are murmuring, the first birds are singing, and in the meantime we are again gathered in this bright and comfortable room. And all because today we want to congratulate the charming, cutest and most beautiful representatives of the beautiful half of humanity, because World Women's Day has come!

All over the world, he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!

With women's holiday all of you my dear flowers! How it blooms spring nature May your beauty flourish! We wish each other happiness spring, love, kindness!

I want to congratulate women on the holiday spring,

The tenderness of flowers and the brilliance of the sun,

May your days be always clear

and the sun will peek in your window!

In our garden, all the women are beautiful!

Look at their faces, they are radiant, clear!

The smile of every woman is worthy of adoration,

And each of them is a role model!

And now the word for congratulations is given to the head Valentina Alexandrovna.

Leading: and now on this festive day, I invite everyone on fire. Come out to the hall, dear women.

The game is being played "Gift from Santa Claus"

The participants stand in a circle, passing a bag filled with funny items of clothing to the music. On whom the music has stopped, he, without looking into the bag, chooses something from it and tries it on himself. The game continues until the bag is empty.

A competition is being held "Defile".

The contestants take turns stepping out from behind the curtain and showing off their outfits.

Then the host divides the participants into blondes and brunettes.

Leading: A woman should always be beautiful, mysterious, charming. But, unfortunately, often there is not enough time or money for this. Therefore, today I suggest you visit a beauty salon and experiment with your appearance.

A competition is being held "Beauty saloon"

A hole for the face is cut out on a sheet of drawing paper. One contestant from each team places their face in this hole, and the rest of the participants create a new image for them using felt-tip pens (draw hair, jewelry, etc.)

Leading: Everyone has long known that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Therefore, these women are excellent housewives - and spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Even with their eyes closed, they are perfectly oriented in their possessions.

Let's test your culinary skills.

A competition is being held "Let's cook soup and compote"

One representative of the teams participate in the competition. The basket contains models of fruits and vegetables. On a signal, the participants of the competition with their eyes closed select fruits for compote and vegetables for soup.

Competition "You can't take a word out of a song"

The host writes words related to the theme of the holiday on pieces of paper in advance, then puts the leaves in a hat and invites guests to take part in the song competition: “There are different words in this hat, you take it in turn, read, remember and sing lines from songs where these words occur.

Competition "Dance with a handkerchief"

The game proceeds as follows. Prepare a beautiful neckerchief in advance. Everyone should stand in a circle. One person goes to the middle of the circle and puts a handkerchief around his neck. And not just throws, but ties with a bow. This is required condition. The music turns on and the person begins to dance in the middle of the circle. Having made several spectacular "pas", the player must pass his handkerchief to someone from the circle. In this case, the handkerchief must be tied in a knot, and the person must be kissed. Now the new "carrier" of the handkerchief comes to the middle of the circle.

Participants awarding: each girl is awarded rank: "Miss Perfect", "Miss Fantasy", "Miss Attractiveness", "Miss Charm", "Miss Charm", "Miss Audience Choice", "Miss Grace"

Leading:

Let the warmth of awakened nature, the attention and devotion of men add strength and self-confidence to you. I wish you to meet every passing day with a smile and joy.

Let your feminine originality, charm, lightness always help you in solving difficult problems. Good health, prosperity and family warmth! Happy Holidays!