Cheerful script for the anniversary of a woman. What cool scenes can be played for a birthday

As a leader, there may be one of close friends, or a husband, if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. A scripted holiday can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of invited people.

Props:
an envelope with a phrase, a photo of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,

The host welcomes all guests.

Presenter:
Hello dear guests! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to know this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.

Presenter:
As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Look, please, everyone under your chair, whoever finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!

(An envelope with a short phrase is attached to the chair, for example, “wow”, the person who found the envelope will pronounce this phrase loudly before each toast)

Presenter:
Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:
1. Have fun until you drop;
2. Do not be sad, do not lose heart at the table and beyond;
3. Say beautiful toasts;
4. Drink everything that is poured;
5. Participate in all conversations;
6. Dance, dance, dance;
7. Obey the leader in everything.

Presenter:
Everyone has gathered for a long time
It's time to raise a glass to everyone
For a beautiful birthday girl
It's time to say congratulations to us!

While you are all eating together, I want to remind you that you can leave the hall only with the permission of our beautiful Queen of the evening and only in your own things.

Presenter:
(Name of the birthday girl) they say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:
It's easy to beat your age
You can't refuse it
Although in principle it is possible
If your friends are by your side!
May you be 100 or 200
But your soul is young
Pour your glasses soon
Drink to youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!

Presenter:
And you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in the memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who will take up this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she has become.

(Prepare a collage with photos or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright, cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photos into pictures, write some fun facts and stories from life)

Presenter:
But, without (the names of the parents of the birthday girl), this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise glasses for them, for the fact that they gave us such a beautiful woman who fills the life of each of you with happiness!

Presenter:
In the meantime, you eat, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So this happened decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere, who remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! Many different people appeared on her way, but she forever settled the most special in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support is more important than anything in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!

Presenter:
You eat, eat, and I will hold a small auction for now! So, friends, three special lots are being drawn, including a photo of a birthday girl, a dance with a birthday girl and hugs lasting a whole minute! Let `s start?

(Auction "Compliments". To win, the guest needs to give compliments. Whoever gives the most compliments, he gets the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)

Presenter:
I offer you a drink for compliments,
Who touched the birthday girl of the soul,
Fill your glasses quickly
And reinforce everything you said!

Presenter:
Changer, please pay attention! I recently walked by a magic shop here and bought cards. But, these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people at this table think of you. Draw a card gentlemen!

(Cards are prepared in advance, on which one of the qualities of the birthday girl is written. For example, “I think you are very good at putting the kettle on” (if the hero of the occasion does not know how to cook). The inscriptions should be cheerful, but at the same time truthful. You can also make cards with predictions Props: cards with inscriptions)

Presenter:
It is a pity that our magical session was not long, but he made clear the thoughts of the guests. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now, the man of her life will tell her about her feelings. As far as I know, he cooked.

(A husband or boyfriend is invited, if there is no one and the birthday girl’s heart is free, the item is skipped, or they simply raise their glasses for love)

Presenter:
Dear guests,
Your turn has come
Congratulate our birthday girl,
Anyone interested, please come here!

(Guests take turns saying wishes and).

Presenter:
While you guys are having a snack, I want to hold a little competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - a candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!

(Requisites: sweets, certificate of honor)

Questions:
1. What day of the week was she born?
2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?
3. How much does it weigh now?
4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?
5. Favorite color?
6. Does she mope in autumn?
7. How old are you?
8. What grade did she have in algebra?
9. Favorite sweet?
10. How much time does he devote to sports?
11. How many pairs of shoes does she have in her wardrobe?
12. Does he like to chew at night?
13. Smoking?
14. Name of the first guy?
15. Favorite flowers?
16. Favorite music?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Excitement, her true ally?
19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?
20. Who was the first to get a kiss?

(Questions may not necessarily be these, it is important to get answers first in order to know who guessed right. Questions are read loudly and quickly)

Presenter:
Something you all sat up,
Gotta fix it
Wish what you wanted?
Let's dance fast!

(The presenter announces a dance break)

Presenter:
And now, my dears, I invite you to play a little. You are all good dancers, and I would like to suggest that you diversify your steps a little.

Competition "Repeat".
Each guest must repeat the movements after the other, whoever copies better will receive a prize.

Presenter:
Glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,
Let's get back to the dance floor
It's time to wish health, happiness,
Friends, follow me!

Presenter:
Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, how do you see it?

Competition "Kisses".
Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who have come, whoever collects the most receives a prize!
Props: sheets.

Presenter:
I would not want to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!

Presenter:
Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But, the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!

Guests are divided into two teams. The first participant is blindfolded, and so on in a chain. The team with the best drawing will receive a prize.
Requisites: two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds.

Presenter:
Now get in line
We will play with you
Let's, let's have fun
Evening long to remember!

(The presenter announces the “Shore” contest. There are two code words “Coast”, “Water”. At the word “Coast”, everyone jumps forward, at the word “Water”, back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, the ocean, etc. The inattentive fall out, the most attentive gets a prize. age features participants, if necessary, you can use another).

Presenter:
Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!

(The presenter calls the word on which the song should begin. The one who sings the most will win)

Presenter:
I want to raise this toast
For happiness, for health,
So that the birthday girl always blooms,
To recede all the bad!

Presenter:
Now, it's time to give us gifts,
And to make it more interesting
Should you describe your gift,
Will the Princess guess it!

(Guests take turns giving gifts, while describing them, but not naming)

Presenter:
But the gift is common, it is from everyone,
It will become a good memory
It is recommended to open in 10 years,
And treat the guests who came!

(The host gives the birthday girl a bottle of good wine, or cognac. You can decorate the bottle, and instead of the label, stick a photo of the hostess of the evening)

Presenter:
Great sounded congratulations,
Nice toasts to all you said
It's time for the birthday girl to say
Thank you for visiting!

(The birthday girl says her speech, thanks the guests for coming)

Presenter:
(Turning to the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think well, because now is the time to blow out the candles!

(Bring out birthday cake)

Presenter:
Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but still have to. Finally, I want to wish our beautiful birthday girl ordinary female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere good mood!

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!

08 june 2012

Scene for the Anniversary or for the birthday of a man “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

We read the continuation of the scene for the anniversary further

02 june 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You all probably heard the expression: “Well, why are you walking shaggy like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: on the birthday of our birthday girl, just such a client arrived! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene dressed up as Shishiga comes out, it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in a woman's dress and with very shaggy hair or in a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the motive of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the Ph.D. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Continue reading this scene

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed up in new Russian grandmothers, come out, dancing, and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Continuation of a cool scene, read on

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or on a guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!

... continuation of a cool scene, read on

13 Apr 2012


funny scenes are different with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. The plot for the scene can be chosen absolutely any - from own idea before already existing idea. You can write your own script for your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, beat some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
You've got a great surprise
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more steams in the work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday man to the tune “If only he had mountains of gold”)

The main task of festive scenes is to captivate the guests of the celebration in an unobtrusive way, to endow them with a positive mood. For this, funny games in the form of impromptu are used. At the same time, the host of the holiday acts as a good conductor and a kind of psychologist. He notices that the mood of the guests rushed in the wrong direction and knows how to divert the attention of the audience from the problem that has arisen in time.

Why are scenes needed?

Women line up with each other in a modular structure that allows you to change the program at any time, to close the pauses that have inadvertently arisen. Even if the script has already been prepared, and everything in it obeys logic, it can be changed almost between toasts. It is unlikely that the guests will notice anything, but the holiday will gain momentum.

The main congratulations

Before carrying out funny scenes and congratulations on the anniversary of 55 years to a woman, the presenter should congratulate the hero of the occasion. His speech might be:

“Beloved (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion)! On this bright day, we can talk a lot about how honorable this noble age is, and about what is still ahead, and you are at the very beginning of your journey. All these words, of course, are standard and ordinary. But I would like to fill my congratulations with warm words addressed to our irresistible Birthday Girl. Unforgettable, sweet, and beloved (name of the hero of the day)! Let all the troubles and hardships bypass you. Let relatives and friends become a source of happiness, kindness and light. You really deserve it, and no expensive Loreal cosmetics can replace the peaceful family happiness that remains with a person, no matter what.

I congratulated, and now our dear guests are taking the reins of government. But they will not just congratulate. Each of those present will write wishes on balloons. But you need to do it in such a way that no one notices. Even you should not read these bright words. All balloons will be collected and released into the sky in the evening. So all the best wishes will come true - tested on yourself!

Cool skits on the anniversary of a woman 60 years old or older at this stage are yet to come. In the meantime, the presenter gives each speaker a helium balloon and a felt-tip pen. All balloons are taken by the leader and released under the ceiling. There they are until the end of the celebration.

Birthday Girl Achievements

One of the first cool scenes for a woman's anniversary can be a congratulation. The leader's words can be as alternative start evenings. If you wish, you can change the order of congratulations, starting the evening with a toast of the hero of the day, and then continue with the above-described congratulations from the host to the birthday girl.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! We are sincerely glad to welcome you to this significant event - the 50th Anniversary of (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). Now let's all greet our wonderful, dear and irresistible birthday girl with a standing ovation!

(Celebratory music plays, the birthday girl enters the hall).

“Our dear guests! I hope that everyone has already managed to fill their glasses with champagne, because now, according to tradition, our Birthday Girl will be the first to raise a glass and make the first toast of this wonderful evening!

(Toast of the hero of the day)

“Today is a very special day. After all, 50 years is not just an anniversary. This is one of the most significant events in a person's life. The figure that indicates the number of years lived is not at all the main thing. And the main thing is that our dear Birthday Girl has acquired over the years. Who among those present will tell us about her main achievements? Let's find out, dear guests, who will tell the most information about our Birthday Girl? Who has such exclusive knowledge? Of course, there are prizes waiting for you for this!”.

(Guests call achievements, and the presenter gives a prize to the one who can list the most merits).

Husband and children toasts

Before you spend cool skits on the anniversary of a woman of 60 years old, a loving spouse and children should voice their toasts. The host says:

“There is a person in this hall who not only treats our hero of the occasion with love and respect, but, in addition, considers her nothing less than the most beautiful, charming, expensive and beloved. This is the closest person (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), husband (name and patronymic of the spouse).

(Husband makes a toast).

“And now, dear guests, while you have not started dancing yet, your attention is invited to a fascinating and fun competition. An interesting prize awaits the winners. So, attention! All of you are well aware of the name of our Birthday Girl. The guest who manages to come up with the maximum number of rhymes to the name (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion) will be able to win. Sheets of paper and a pen can be obtained from me. You have 15 minutes to come up with a rhyme, so hurry up!”

(In a quarter of an hour)

“Well, it's time to find out the name of the winner. Let's listen to the rhymes that you managed to come up with!

(Guests take turns calling rhymes, the winner is chosen, who managed to come up with the largest number of rhymes).

“The winner of this competition is (name). And the prize for him is a ticket for the fulfillment of any desire by the Birthday Girl!

(A cool scene on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years old continues with the presenter presenting a ticket. It says:

“This ticket entitles its holder to the fulfillment of any wish by the Birthday Girl in the amount of 1 pc. Validity - from (date of celebration). Signature of the birthday girl).

The game "Princess Nesmeyana"

Another great cool scene for a woman's anniversary. Everyone present should be divided into two groups. The players belonging to the first team - "Princess Nesmeyana" - sit on chairs and try to take on the most serious expression on their faces. And the task of the players of the second team is to work together to make the “unsmeaners” laugh. If in a certain time it will be possible to make all the "unsmeaners" laugh, then the team of "mixers" will win. If not, vice versa. The participants can then switch roles. In order to unbalance their rivals and make them laugh, representatives of the second group can tell jokes, make funny faces, and demonstrate pantomime. But it is not allowed to touch the "unsmiling".

congratulatory song

In the holiday, you can include not only cool scenes. The scenario of a 60-year anniversary for a woman (or any other age) may also include a song congratulation to her best friends.

“Our dear (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion). So many wonderful friends have gathered here today who are eager to congratulate you on this wonderful event. Each of them, of course, will congratulate you personally. But now I invite everyone present to sing a congratulatory song for our Birthday Girl!

(The host distributes the text of the song to the guests, the melody plays, everyone sings).

Congratulations to girlfriends

No less warm congratulations will be uttered by the closest friends of the hero of the occasion. For this cool scene for an anniversary, a woman will need the participation of her close friends.

“Well, now I will ask the most best friends Birthday girls."

(Girlfriends of the hero of the occasion go on stage).

“Now you ladies are one team. I will give you 20 A4 sheets. On ten of them you write the bad things that you want to protect our dear hero of the occasion from. And on others - the best that you can wish for the Birthday Girl!

(In this part of a cool scene, congratulations on the anniversary of a woman's girlfriend do what was said).

“And now, right in front of our dear Birthday Girl, we will perform magic. With his help, bad things will never happen in her life! To do this, we put the sheets directly on the floor and, to the active music, begin to merrily trample on all the bad things with our feet. If the paper rips and you can't see what is written on it, that's very good! So, friends, let's move to the music as actively as possible!

(A cool scene for an anniversary for a woman of 50 or older continues with cheerful music. The host turns on a fast melody. The goal of the friends is to tear the sheets).

“I see that you did great! And now all good wishes must be sung to our Birthday Girl to the sounds of life-affirming music! Do you sincerely wish our dear (name) what you have written now? And let the guests support you with a storm of applause!”

(Girlfriends “sing” positive wishes).

“Well, (name and patronymic of the hero of the occasion), you really have wonderful friends. They really are ready to do a lot for you - and it's very cool! And now I propose to encourage your friends with the help of sweet prizes - chocolates and sweets!

Wet viewers

The draw can be held separately or included in any scene. During one of the host's performances, a cleaning lady suddenly appears from behind the scenes. She is wearing a blue bathrobe, in her hands is a wet mop and half a bucket of water. Her intentions to clean the floor are serious.

Leading: “What are you doing, citizen! We're having a celebration!"

Cleaning lady: “I have a job! What is incomprehensible?! Everyone who is not too lazy walks around, trampling ... ”(grunting, he begins to wash the floor).

The host, shrugging his shoulders, tries to continue the previous scene, periodically glancing sideways at the cleaner. She, not at all embarrassed, continues to wash a rag in a bucket and rub the floor. Gradually, the bucket moves across the stage and at a certain moment hides from the eyes of the guests behind the scenes. At this point, the bucket of water must be replaced with exactly the same bucket, but filled with confetti. As if nothing had happened, the cleaning lady with a bucket approaches the very edge of the stage and, with all her strength, suddenly “pours water” on the audience. Frightened guests with a squeal are trying to dodge. There is an explosion of laughter as confetti falls on those present.

Scene with a cap

This cool scene is suitable for the anniversary of a woman of 55 years old, during her retirement.

Leading:

“She burst into tears, being born into the world,

And everyone around - fervently laughed ...

But it’s true, today we have a young pensioner born. We all know how naughty babies can be. They are afraid of a babayka and a cold. And yes, they don't have much of a mind. And so that different thoughts do not climb into the head of our Birthday Girl, we decided to give her a warm cap!”

(The cool scene of congratulations on the anniversary of the woman continues with the fact that the presenter puts on a bonnet on the hero of the occasion).

“And also all the guests know that little children are so clumsy that when they take a spoon in their mouth, they dirty themselves and everyone around. To prevent this from happening, we will give our pensioner an apron.”

(Puts on an apron for the birthday girl).

“And I would also like to add that young pensioners are terribly upset with or without reason, they worry very loudly and cry for everything. So that our Birthday Girl does not cry, we will give her a dummy.

(Puts on a pacifier on a silk ribbon.)

“Well, now, dear guests, I want to invite you to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, who still has a lot of important things ahead!”

Arrival of foreigners

For this cool scene for a woman's anniversary, the presenter must choose two assistants. One will play the role of "Italian", the second - a translator.

"Dear guests! Dear birthday girl! Now I propose to greet our honored foreign guests with a standing ovation. An Italian delegation has arrived today.”

Italian: Tsvetutto, shampanutto, congratulations on the hero of the day!

Translator: Dear hero of the day, congratulations!

I .: Sitting for free, drunken dormoedo!

A: Dear guests, we welcome you with all our hearts!

I.: Catitto scoragio from here.

P: We are very glad to see everyone who is here.

I .: Hard labor hard laborer, hunchbacked vkalovadzhi, nothing will be received.

P: Representatives of the working class, as well as commercial organizations.

I .: Brought on anything.

P: I arrived on a special flight.

I .: Italiano stubbornly shone in the eyes.

P.: From sunny Italy.

I .: Congratulations to the name of Catherine (the name of the hero of the occasion).

P .: To congratulate the birthday girl.

I .: From German, French and Italian different nonsense.

P .: I brought with me congratulations from German, French and Italian friends.

I .: And differently junk.

P .: And also valuable gifts.

I.: Now forgiven.

P .: In conclusion of my speech, I would like to wish.

I .: The legs are not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the tail is a pistol, the catfish are kusatto.

P: Health.

I .: Copanto in the garden, the house is cleaned, tascanto products, everything is done well.

P .: Youth and long life.

I .: Not mothering, friends are respected.

P .: Happiness and true friends.

I .: For the hero of the day poured!

P .: Let's drink to our birthday girl!

"Vegetables": a cool fairy tale scene for a woman's anniversary

The host announces: “Once in the country at (name of the birthday girl), vegetables started an entertaining argument.”

(Vegetables come out, they have corresponding hats on their heads, which depict different vegetables. This cool scene for the anniversary of a 55-year-old woman consists of dialogues from each of the participants).

“I am a pot-bellied squash.

I lay down my barrel.

Here the hostess passes by,

Pinch me on the side:

"Zucchini you are my favorite,

I love you!

“Well, stupid. Spread your brains:

What will you give to a beautiful lady?

Useless from you anywhere - neither in the country, nor in food.

And here I am ... Full of clothes,

And imagine - all without a fastener.

I will sew such an outfit,

Will (name) flaunt!”

“What are you talking about, cabbage, foolishly,

Don't cover your figure.

Maybe with your leaf

Is it shame to cover one.

"What are you guys arguing about?

She has only one love.

Among you I am a gentleman.

They call me crap.

I look so freaky

Who sees - will not forget.

What do you look awkward?

It's about preparations."

“I am a green cucumber.

The guy is just great!

(name) loves me

When he misses a stack.

“You should only drink and argue.

Stop talking stupid!

To me, a carrot, everyone is happy.

Vitamins in me are a treasure!

"My yours do not understand,

I'm actually a foreigner.

Ladies are easily driven crazy

(Name) - always mine!

Potato:

"Hey guys, without me

(name of the hero of the occasion) - nowhere.

Our lady without potatoes -

What a skinned cat.

Weakens, weakens

And, look, it will lose weight.

"Stop arguing, friends,

Everyone has their own benefits.

Together you are a hundred times stronger.

And today is the anniversary!

Congratulate the birthday girl

Bring her souvenirs!

(Vegetables are placed in the basket and presented to the hero of the occasion).

Cheerful children's ensemble

This cool scene is well suited for the anniversary of a woman of 55 years. The host announces:

"Dear guests! I ask for a moment of attention! Sensation! Another delegation has just arrived for our evening. This time it's the kids from kindergarten called "Snotty". They claim that they are our birthday girl's grandchildren. Do you confess yourself, or will we take a blood sample for DNA analysis? Do you confess?

The children came for a reason - they have their own congratulatory program. Now I will ask all the guests to warmly welcome our little ones. So, your applause! Katerina Vyskochkina, Petya Obormotov, Olechka Zabubennaya!

In this part of the script for the anniversary of the woman, the cool scene continues unexpectedly: “children” awkwardly enter. They hold hands tightly. You can see that they are shy. They have toys in their hands. In the role of children, colleagues or relatives of the hero of the occasion can be. It is desirable to take men for female roles. Special costumes are not required. You can put on bows for “girls”, and panamas for “boys”.

First, the “children” stand in a line facing the guests, and then, after the second or third quatrain, they dance. Each of the following quatrains is spoken by one of the children.

  1. Cheerful day today

To everyone's surprise.

Babe Shura (name of the hero of the occasion)

Let's celebrate a birthday.

And not just a birthday

After all, today is the anniversary

Day of delight and fun -

Get in a circle soon.

  1. Congratulations on your anniversary

We wish you happiness, joy.

We want to wish grandma

Like fire, to be afraid of boredom,

To work, work

Hands were busy.

III. How are you going to retire?

Don't get lost right away.

Buy goats and nutria

Have fun with them!"

"We are funny kids,

Every guest will be happy with us.

Happy birthday babu (name)

Congratulations kindergarten!

(Children bow to the audience and leave).

“Oh, how I was inspired by the creativity of the kindergarten “Soplyachok”! I even had my own ditty:

Stretch the fur, accordion,

Hey play play!

(name) has a name day today,

Drink, don't talk!"

(A cool scene for an anniversary for a woman of 50 years or older ends. The music turns on, the guests sit at the table and the celebration continues).

Completion of the celebration

To bring the celebration to its logical conclusion, the host unobtrusively invites everyone present to go outside. First you need to release balloons with wishes, and then a salute can become an unexpected surprise for the guests and the birthday girl. This is how it ends funny script anniversary. skits cool scenario(a woman may be 40, 50, or 60 years old) have come to an end, and now the presenter shows that it is time to end the celebration. He addresses the audience:

“At the end of our grandiose celebration on the occasion of the anniversary birthday of our beloved (name and patronymic of the birthday girl), I suggest that you implement the plan we have outlined. Let's all take up ribbons of balloons together and say everything to ourselves good wishes! They will find their mistress and bring her a lot of happiness, joy and strength!”

(Guests release balloons).

"And now let the bright fountain of fireworks shine in your honor!"

(Gives a command to launch fireworks. The hero of the occasion is invited to dance a dance with her husband).

A poetic congratulation to the hero of the day is good, but a costumed one is even better! After all, what is the holiday famous for: toys and laughter, jokes and nursery rhymes. In fact, cheerful, mischievous costumed congratulations remain in memory for a long time.

In whom to dress up to congratulate the hero of the day? In literary and film heroes, in popular pop and art figures, in representatives of professions that you often encounter in life, and even in our smaller brothers who live next to us, watching us and drawing their own conclusions. So they can be the heroes of holiday costumed congratulations.

Where to get props? Rummage through cabinets and chests, contact the dressing room of the theater or the House of Culture. Ideally, a costumed congratulation should be a real small performance with the participation of one or two actors, the hero of the day and, if possible, other guests, but even if you just give a congratulatory speech that fits the occasion, being in the image of the chosen hero, it will be met with a bang.

We offer several exemplary congratulatory speeches of well-known characters.

They will be appropriate at a solemn meeting, and at an anniversary banquet, and during a small family feast.

Gypsy (gypsy camp)

In a long wide skirt, with a ringing monist around her neck, the guest, shaking a shock of tar hair, will perform, looking languidly into the eyes of the hero of the day, a song in the style of “Ivan Ivanovich has come to us, dear Ivan Ivanovich has come to us!”. Then she will bring a glass of wine to the hero of the day with the call “Drink to the bottom!”. For those who are interested in this image, but who are not very confident in their own abilities, we recommend that you watch, for example, the film "Cruel Romance".

But singing is singing, and what is a gypsy without fortune-telling? Looking at the lines of fate in the palm of the hero of the day or the cards that have fallen out, no matter what the mysterious guest sees there, she should prophesy only good things for the hero of the day. For example, the successful and speedy completion of the construction of the dacha (if it is being built), the appearance of grandchildren and great-grandchildren (if they are really expected), foreign tours (even if they are not actually planned), etc.

The gypsy should complete her congratulations no less effectively than she begins. You can't do without a "gypsy" as a final chord.

Policeman
The inspector of the State Alcohol Inspectorate (at the time of the anniversary the abbreviation of the traffic police will be deciphered as follows) the foreman, say, Pokhmelkin can fine the audience for raising anniversary toasts too slowly, give the wife of the hero of the day unlimited rights to drive her husband, and give the hero of the day the right to drive a garden cart (if he retires), etc.


The brave law enforcement officer will not bypass the attention of the guests either - he can instruct them on the subject of the correct salutation of the hero of the day by the method of timely unanimous raising of anniversary toasts.

Fireman

The stern fire inspector captain Podzhigalkin (or the owner of another "flammable" surname) will come to the anniversary on duty.

He will inform the audience about the increased risk of fire in the room where the celebration is celebrated, due to the presence of a large number of hearts burning with love for the hero of the day.

As fire extinguishers, the captain will recommend using cans of beer and bottles of champagne, which he can immediately hand over to the hero of the day (necessarily against signature). In addition, the inspector can form several fire brigades just in case of a fire, as well as an orchestra of the anniversary fire brigade, which, using any available means used as wind and noise instruments, will perform the song “Let them run clumsily ...” or another for the hero of the day. piece of music appropriate to the moment.

Doctors "Ambulance"

The ambulance brigade, which promptly burst into the anniversary on someone's call, seriously intends to check the health of the audience. Since the doctors who arrived are real professionals, sometimes, barely looking at the whites of the guest’s eyes or at his smile, or slightly putting a stethoscope on the back of the person sitting at the table, they will immediately, without much thought, tedious questions and analyzes, make a diagnosis that should amuse the guests.

For everyone who evaded a medical examination, doctors can arrange an exam for knowledge of medical terms. According to the results of the exam, two teams of newly minted doctors are formed, between which they organize competitions for the best bandaging of the feet of the hero of the day (in case of fast dances), bandaging of hands (in case of too strong handshakes and hugs), etc.

At the end of their visit, doctors can organize preventive measures against unexpected misfortunes, for example, general disinfection (ingestion of strong drinks).

red Riding Hood

At the beginning of her appearance at the grandmother's (grandfather's) anniversary, the heroine of a famous fairy tale, of course, will perform for her (him) a song from the movie of the same name, slightly altered on the occasion of the holiday.

Then the guest will hold a small quiz. She asks her grandparents questions in the style of fairy tales: “Why do you have such big eyes?” etc. But in order not to bother the hero of the day, Little Red Riding Hood can immediately give original answers herself. For example, to the question: “Why do you need so many guests?” - the girl will immediately guess: “Is it to give more gifts? Yes?" Or: “Why do you need so many flowers?” - “This is so that the wine does not smell!”; “Why are you so old?” “Ah, I know, I know! This is so that no one guesses that you are still young, otherwise they will force you to go to work again! etc.

From the basket that she brought with her, Little Red Riding Hood will definitely get a pot of butter (you can - with sour cream, etc.) and a few pies to tell fortunes to the hero of the day. If he gets a pie with potatoes, then he will spend the summer in the country, with raisins - in the Caucasus, with rice - in China. If he takes out a pie with meat - it means he will go hunting, with fish - fishing, with jam - love adventures await the hero of the day.

Two heroes

Two bogatyrs in helmets, capes, with swords enter the hall where the anniversary is celebrated, riding on wooden horses. Since there are only two of them, and there are more in the classical picture, they turn to the hero of the day with the question: “Will you be the third?” The hero of the day is intrigued by such a proposal, and he agrees (or maybe it's a matter of male solidarity?). But in order to become a member of such a daring company, the birthday boy will have to show both valiant prowess and heroic strength.

What tests await the hero of the day? It depends on his physical form, because you can push both balloons and two-pound weights. The main thing - the hero of the day should be on top. Possible test options: arm wrestling (arm wrestling held at the table), lifting a chair by the tip of the leg, shooting at targets with a toy bow or crossbow, inflating balloon until it bursts, etc. The last, most serious test may be the “feat of Svyatogor”, who promised to turn the earth over, but could not. But the hero of the day will be able to do this if you give him a globe or a bag with garden soil.

The heroes celebrate the completion of the tests with a libation of drinks from cups - containers worthy of powerful men, and then they solemnly hand over to the hero of the day a wooden horse, a helmet, a toy sword and the very “inverted earth” that the hero of the hero of the day will still come in handy in the country or when choosing a route for travel .

Guests from the Caucasus

The appearance of distinguished guests from the Caucasus is a holiday for all those gathered for the anniversary. The roles of elders can be successfully played good people of all ages, if they glue a lush mustache on their heads, put on hats or large hats, called airfield caps, stick a dagger in each belt. And each of them should be able to tell a beautiful toast in the spirit of the best Caucasian traditions.

The toast may be, for example, as follows: “When the queen wanted to find a husband for herself, the people decided to choose the best of the horsemen for her, for which each of the applicants had to spend the night with the queen. In the morning, when the first dzhigit left the chambers, the people asked the queen:
- Well, how?
- Fine...
- How?! Just okay? To Kura it!
The next morning, another horseman leaves the queen.
- How? the people ask.
- Good! - answers the queen.
- Just good? To Kura it!
The third morning, and the third horseman leaves the palace.
- Well, how? - the people ask the queen.
- Fabulous!
- Fabulous?! So in Kuru it!
- For what? - pleaded the jigit.
- And for the company!
So let's drink to the wonderful company that our wonderful hero of the day gathered at this table!

If several people came to honorable aksakals, then it is not necessary that all their toasts sound at once. Invite guests to the table, and their wisdom can be enjoyed all evening.

The first performance of the highlanders can be completed with an incendiary lezginka.

Carlson who lives on the roof

The best ghost in the world with a motor, he is a man in the prime of his life, moderately well-fed and moderately educated, having arrived on the anniversary “jam day”, of course, he will be very surprised to see how his beloved Kid has grown - so he will, on joy to everyone, to call the hero of the day.

Compassionate Carlson will definitely want to “refuel” the Kid with jam, from a jar, which this time he took with him due to a special occasion.

Then the prankster will offer to fool around a bit. The hero of the day may be confused by such an unexpected proposal, and Carlson will get down to business himself. Having broken a couple of glasses and plates, he will calm everyone down, saying that this is all nonsense, a matter of life.

Having frolic, the best congratulator in the world will immediately perform an anniversary ode in honor of the Kid (see the section “Poetic congratulations”) and, having refueled with some kind of fuel from the festive table, with a sense of duty well done, he will go to his little house on the roof ...

Postman Pechkin

The postman Pechkin, dear to our hearts, will, of course, bring the hero of the day a package from Matroskin and Sharik, which may contain, for example, a set of dairy products from Prostokvashino, a photo gun, as well as gardener's or photographer's reference books. The postman's bag may also contain congratulatory telegrams addressed to the hero of the day. Serious and sincere messages will come from relatives and friends from distant cities, and Pechkin will find not very serious ones in the “Telegram Posters” section.

But first, the pedantic postman will require documents proving his identity from the hero of the day. In the section "Comic documents for the hero of the day and guests" we have given samples of some of them, and it's good if they are presented before the arrival of Pechkin, otherwise the hero of the day will be left without a package from Prostokvashino ...
Then there are no longer ideas and scenario plans, but rather detailed scenarios of costumed congratulations. When accepting any of them, please take the time to rehearse. At the same time, pay more attention not to memorizing the text, but to developing the coordination of actions of all artists with partners, assistants and musicians. If your knowledge of the text of the role is not solid and you have a hint sheet and a hero of the day in your hands, and the guests will forgive you. But if the wrong soundtrack sounds or your partner gives out a cue not according to the script and becomes embarrassed - this can pretty much spoil the impression of your exit, which was so great conceived. So, keep it up!

Congratulations to the worker and collective farm woman

Under the “March of Enthusiasts”, characters familiar from childhood enter the hall, making up the sculpture by V. Mukhina “Worker and Collective Farm Girl” - the brand name of the Mosfilm film studio. Well, wow, a faceted glass, close to the hearts of all Soviet people, was also invented by her - and few people know about it. They remembered only as the author of this sculpture ... Probably because faceted glasses have become their own in every home, familiar, especially in the outback, and the monument turned out to be very majestic, solemn, and they remember it only on special occasions.

So, a worker and a collective farmer, full of vitality and confident in the future, enter the hall with a strong step, holding their tools of labor - a sickle and a hammer - in their hands directed upwards.

He: They dragged us off the pedestal ... Raise the virgin soil, or what?
She: We were invited to the party!
He: How is it to perform?
She: No, just stand.
He: What will happen here?
She: Family ball!
He: What do we care about those things?
She: Our union is considered a family, but so far without children.
He: And where will the children come from? Mukhina, the naughty girl, She turned us to each other not face, but ...
Her: Who cares! And the country has changed.
He: I noticed it myself.
She: And what kind of family you need to be, relatives are worried.
He: Like what? Ordinary! Large, labor! At eight he went to work, at five he returned - and a hero!
She: Do heroes give flowers?
He: No money. And then, is life built with flowers? Only with a hammer, a sickle!
She: How unromantic with you! If only I could go to France! I'd look great there in a mini configuration!

(The collective farmer puts the sickle on the floor, slowly takes off her work dressing gown, revealing an elegant short dress underneath. Then she does a few rumba-style dance moves, again addresses the worker.)

She: Honey, I seem to look like Sylvia Kristel. Maybe take a picture for me?

(The worker pats her on the shoulder.)

He: Me too, Emmanuel! Flew away, dreaming!

(Puts the collective farmer in the starting position.)

He: Enough to soar in the clouds! We were dragged from the pedestal in the design to stand!
She: No, duds! Once they pulled it off, I can’t stand in silence, and I consider it my duty to congratulate the Anniversary!
He: So, of course, it should be according to human customs, but should we speak with stone language?
She: Maybe I'm tongue-tied, maybe simple, but I can't be silent on a holiday date! Anniversary I wish ...
He: So that the birds do not pester, so that the vandals do not write swear words,
She: I wish from above - a roof, from below so that mice do not gnaw and the head does not smoke from the sun!
Together: In general, we wanted to say, let the applause sound! So that you can work for two hundred years without restoration!

The worker and the collective farm woman, under the "March", approach the hero of the day, hand over the hammer and sickle, and solemnly retire.

Congratulation of the cow Milka or removal of the veil of secrecy from the personal life of the hero of the day

This character will be a real exotic on the anniversary of a city dweller, but in those settlements, where folklore traditions are strong, such a costumed congratulation may come to the court.

Under the song “You not only ate the flowers...”, the cow Milka enters the hall with a large can in her hands, coquettishly waving her tail.

Milka: M-just a minute, m-just a minute, m-my dears! What are you! I asked you not to start without m-me! I'm sorry for the m-minimum delay, m-milk, you know, I handed it over ... but now I can m-may I address the m-young hero of the day with a few words?

(The cow addresses the hero of the day.)

Milka: Well, what are you? I could m-be better prepared if I knew about the holiday earlier. Then I would not have come alone, because you have a lot of us, right, little rascal? Well, okay, your Milka is not angry with you! Well, come to me, come! I want to be in your m-manly arms again!

(Milka does not expect mercy from the bewildered hero of the day, puts the can on the floor and hugs the hero of the day herself tightly.)

Milka: Oh, what a sweet m-flour! Darling, do you remember how it all was the first time? Of course, of course, you remember everything! Let's remember together! I was so m-young and m-dreamy, and you are so, well, just m-macho!!! It's just m-mystic, but it all just happened in an instant! Let's tell you how it was!.. Or better not? Well, right! They will know a lot - they will want a lot. Although the latter, as they say, is not harmful! However, I got distracted. Happy birthday to you, m-my m-darling! I would like you about this mmm! But I came up with a better idea! Yes, for no reason at all, the m-muse came over me, and I decided to give you ... You'll never guess! Dance! W-we'll do the "m" dance! No, not a mazurka. And not macarena. And not a minuet. We will perform - tango! Why "m"? Because m-my tango! Maestro, m-music!

(Milka gets up with the hero of the day in a couple, but immediately gives a sign to interrupt the musical accompaniment.)

Milka: Wait a minute! I can't m-can! There is something else to do, especially for my friends, so that they know! And then everyone is talking: “He is no match for you, no match!” Here, try it on, prepared especially for you!

(Milka puts on the hero of the day small horns with rubber bands.)

Milka: That's the order now. (To his wife.) And you, lady, don't worry, this is a m-dummy, although they look like real ones. Now - m-music!

(The cow and the hero of the day perform a passionate tango. When the music stops, she stops and looks languidly at her partner.)

Milka: You're just a m-mustang! Poor Milka almost fainted! Mmm. And take it off, otherwise you'll get used to it. (Removes his horns.) Wait a minute more! I went to my anniversary...

(Milka points to a can.)

Milka: I'm giving you my favorite drink with the letter "m" - no, you didn't guess, not milk, but nutmeg! If you drink, remember your Milka! And you, dear guests, also cannot sit without gifts: everyone m-ice cream! Oh what a m-man! What a pity that it's time for milking... Happy Anniversary! Happy Holidays! Goodbye, my m-macho!

Ice cream is handed out to the guests, and Milka leaves the hall to the music, sending air kisses.

The Verka Serduchka Show

Verka Serduchka: Yes, girls! All quickly to me! Now I'm going to sing a sad song about love... New Year's Eve, and I'm without champagne!.. Shaw? What are you talking about? Tse not New Year's Eve? And which one? Anniversary? And besides, not the night, but the evening? Oh, what's going on, girls! This mustache is like his... stress! The heart is pounding, the chest falls, the head refuses to think. I urgently need a glass... Well, hurry up! What champagne?! What does champagne have to do with it, since it's not New Year's Eve? And besides, have you never heard my song? Yes, maestro! Help me!

(Verka Serduchka sings a verse, and maybe the whole song "Gorilka".)

Verka Serduchka: Citizens! Urgently mene vodka, to overcome the effects of stress! Man, don't look like that, a lady might be embarrassed! (Drinks a shot.) Oh, bitter, girls, bitter! And that no one shouts "bitterly"? Oh, I forgot, it’s not a wedding, it’s an anniversary! So who do we drink to? Oh, and tse is the hero of the day? What a prince, what a prince is missing, girls! Now, now, your princess is coming to you! (Goes to the hero of the day.) What, is the princess sitting next to him? (Disappointed.) Oh, girls, what a prince is missing! Of course, she is far from me, but she is also nothing. Okay, the prince is not mine, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! Yes, you sit, sit! Probably a lot already knocked? I know what you mean! I myself am a woman of age ... I will not say at what age. So have you been congratulated? And why then not in lipstick? What, girls, no one could even kiss a man? Well, let me kiss you! (He kisses the hero of the day so that a bright spot remains on his cheek.) Here, you can clearly see that the person is congratulating. And what did they give? Don't know yet? All wrapped? Well, what are you! Should be deployed immediately. No, no, leave it like that. And then suddenly you get upset. Look at one tomorrow. Let me give you something without a wrapper at all, so that you can immediately see what kind of gift. Marvel! I take a candy, take off the wrapper and give it to you so that life is sweet! And so that it is not sugary-sweet: .. Oh, girls, where is my reticule? Ah, there he is! Here is a special, jubilee, safe vodka for the hero of the day from my reticule!

(Gives the hero of the day a gift bottle of strong drink.)

I see that you are doing well today. And tomorrow... You'll taste this divine drink... And again it's good, everything will be fine!

Verka Serduchka performs the song "Everything will be fine", involving all the guests and the hero of the day in the dance. If the vocal data of the guest leaves much to be desired, the singing will have to be organized to the phonogram.

Congratulations from the circus

Under the musical intro to the program "In the World of Animals", two guests appear in the hall, one in the form of a trainer, the other - a monkey, which can be dressed in black or brown tights. The face is under the mask.

Animal trainer: Mickey, say hello to the guests!
(The monkey bows picturesquely, almost thrusting his head between his legs and moving his hands back.)
Trainer: Mickey, now welcome the guests!
(The monkey claps his hands.)
Trainer: Mickey, did you want to say something to the hero of the day?
(The monkey actively nods its head and hums.)
Trainer: Well, say so, and I will translate your speech.
(The monkey, screaming, beats his chest with his fists and utters the cry of Tarzan.)

(The monkey, screaming, jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Trainer: ...with great joy and enthusiasm...
(The monkey approaches the trainer, hugs him and kisses him three times.)
Trainer: ... met the news ...
(The monkey clicks his neck - makes a gesture that means "drink".)
Animal Trainer: ...about your upcoming anniversary.
(The monkey lets out Tarzan's cry again.)
Trainer: A faction of chimpanzees and gorillas in our zoo...
(The monkey "tearing the vest on his chest.")
Trainer: ...with all my heart wishes you...
(The monkey hugs and kisses one of the women if the hero of the day is her husband, and vice versa.)
Trainer: ...happiness in your personal life...
(The monkey jumps, leaning on the shoulders of the trainer.)
Animal trainer: ...further career growth...
(The monkey takes out a purse from the trainer's pocket, puts a leaf of greens or a paper napkin into it.)
Trainer: ...lots and lots of money...
(The monkey pulls out a pack of cigarettes from another pocket of the trainer, tears it up, throws it on the floor and tramples.)
Trainer: ...and good health and moderation in everything!
(The monkey enthusiastically begins to search in the head of the insect trainer.)
Animal trainer: And also full immersion in nirvana.
(The monkey jumps into the hands of the trainer.)
Trainer: Let the children give you many grandchildren...
(The monkey jumps on the trainer's back,)
Trainer: ... and grandchildren - great-grandchildren.
(The monkey jumps in place, turning around itself.)
Animal trainer: And of course, it's fun to celebrate the anniversary day...
(The monkey takes out a bundle of bananas stored nearby and carries it to the hero of the day.)
Trainer: ...why the monkeys of our zoo give you the most valuable thing they have...
(The monkey hugs and kisses the hero of the day.)
Animal trainer: ...and they invite you to spend the holidays in their company.
(The monkey returns to the trainer, clapping her hands.)
Trainer: Once again, congratulations on the anniversary and join all the congratulations.
(The monkey bows.)
Trainer: Goodbye!

The monkey, with a frightened look, points his finger at the window to the trainer and, while he listens and tries to understand what is happening there, pulls the bottle off the table and runs away with a cheerful cry.

nostalgic show

This small costume show can hardly be called a congratulation - congratulatory words do not sound on it either in poetry, or in prose, or in a song version, or in ditties. But, I think, it also has the right to exist as a greeting to the hero of the day, because it will remind him of the pleasant events of past years.

In almost any house, somewhere in the pantry, in the far drawers of a battered wardrobe or chest of drawers, or on the mezzanine, blouses and suits, dresses and trousers, hats and shoes, ties and belts, once worn by the hero of the day, are stored. Each of these things, long out of fashion, has its own story. They could be bought in a remarkable place, under memorable, sometimes anecdotal circumstances, with a wonderful companion, and the reason for this was extraordinary.,. So
if you get such things from far corners, wash or clean and iron,
if among those invited to the banquet in advance to find people with an appearance reminiscent of the hero of the day in his youth, and ask them to participate in the festive display of things once worn by the hero of the day,
if, when showing retro models, the host of the show not only describes how the model looks, its design features, but also tells how old it is and acquaints guests with the history of this thing,
if every fashion show is accompanied by music from the years it was worn,
and if the hero of the day does not know anything about it in advance,

then such a costume show is doomed to success and tears of gratitude from the hero of the day.
Clothing models that can be included in the show include wedding dresses and “marriage” suits, school and military uniforms.
In addition to clothes, shoes and accessories, sports equipment and camping equipment can be demonstrated at such a show: skis, skates, tents, fins, fishing rods, etc.
The show of models can be accompanied not only by an oral story of the presenter, but also by showing photographs, slides and film materials confirming the authenticity of the origin of this item (however, if its authenticity is in doubt, as well as the truth of the story dedicated to it, no one will sue the organizers of the show).

Parade of stars

Collective congratulations
Dear ... (name of the hero of the day)!
In honor of your anniversary years
Let's arrange a parade of planets here!
(A march sounds. Stepping in step, guests enter the hall, on whose chest there are images of the planets of the solar system. They utter a chants in unison).

Speech
One two three four!
Three, four, one, two!
Look all out the windows.
We became brighter from the sun.
Shine, sparkle
Here before you all appeared.
This is a rare occurrence
In honor of the star of our creation.
Without her, we are like without hands,
She is the best friend in the world!
Day and night shining at the zenith,
Keeps us all in orbit.
We do not know troubles and tears:
There is a demand for the sun.

"Planets" perform a song based on the motive of A. Pakhmutova "Hope"

Matryoshka performance

Leading:
Dear guests! Hit your palms.
To us for the anniversary
Matryoshkas have arrived.
Wooden spoons, ruddy nesting dolls.
They want to congratulate the hero of the day,
Give a gift and play on spoons.
Nested dolls: We brought you bagels, bought for rubles.
The first bagel - for business!
The second - that my mother gave birth!
The third - that they got married and had children!
And the fourth - for the success that is present, but not for everyone.
Fifth bagel - for the Lyceum!
And the sixth - for the anniversary!
Don't lose our gift, put it on everyone for the holiday.
(Each bagel is on a ribbon. Bagels are handed to the hero of the day.)
Nesting dolls: The time has come to give our musical present.
(Playing on spoons.)
Leading: The moon is already looking out the window, nesting dolls have gone to dance.
They invite all honest people to a round dance.
(The song “Unharness, lads, horses” sounds. Matryoshkas invite guests to dance.)

Congratulation sea turtles

Moderator: Dear guests!
Admire: is it not cuties? Really, cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We give you not nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything
Pink to catch the buzz, transparent - to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy then you can be.
(Put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Leading: What eccentric sea turtles!
They will now dance “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” sounds. The guests and the “turtles” perform the dance “Back to Back”.)

Congratulations to Grandma Bee

Leading: Grandmother Bee came to the hero of the day, brought honey as a gift to the hero of the day.
Grandmother Bee: Here I give you honey, birthday boy, friend. You take it on a spoon, rub a little. You will be healthy as a bull. (Frightened): Oh, tapun on my tongue! In general, do not hesitate, eat honey and get better. (Gives honey to the hero of the day).
Grandmother Bee: For guests today, we will collect nectar as a gift with bees.
Host: Quite right, Grandma Bee! The more your Bees collect flowers from the tables, the tastier and more fragrant their nectar will be.
Leading: So, bees, without wasting time, go for nectar!
(Game. Winner-Bee - wine "Bouquet of Moldova", two others - juice "Nectar", sparkling water "Bell".)
Leading: And now you go around all the guests, treat them with your nectar.
Whoever spills everything the fastest, he will take the main prize.
(Competition. Bees pour "Nectar" to guests. Prizes.)

Toast
Let's drink to us tasting this "Nectar" so much that we flutter around this hall like White Moths.

Congratulations from the cooks

Moderator: Dear Yuri Alekseevich! Three cooks from the company "Ugar" brought you a dish as a gift.
First Cook: Dear hero of the day! We wish you health and we offer these dishes.
Second Cook: To keep your sides round, eat these hams more often.
Third Chef: So that you are affectionate like a "pussy", eat a dish called "sausage".
First Cook: For the whole family to be healthy, include the meat of this goose in the menu.
Presenter: Cooks of the 1st category offered their dishes: Roza Georgievna, Lilia Pionovna, Romashka Tyulpanovna.
(The chefs bow.)
Leading: And now Lily, Chamomile and Rose will bring you a cake from frost.
(The soundtrack “Happy birthday” sounds. They bring out a girl in a cake costume, hidden by a veil from the eyes of the audience.)
Moderator: Dear guests!
Let's say to everyone who is in place, "1, 2, 3" - all together.
The chefs will not be able to hide the secret after your answer.
(Guests scream. Chefs open "cake".)
Host: Friends, do you have any idea what this picture is?
This is an anniversary cake.
We invite the hero of the day
In the dance, make her a couple.
Guests, support a couple,
Give applause.
(Dance, hero of the day with "Cake".)
And now it's time to take out a real, anniversary cake.
(Soundtrack "Happy birthedgy". The waiters bring out the cake with candles.)
Moderator: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And say loudly to the hero of the day
All together, in chorus: “Congratulations!”.
(Guests scream.)
So that luck awaits on the way, and this evening was joyful,
We will ask you all to blow out these candles on the cake!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles, treats everyone with a cake. Tea party.)

Chicks congratulations

Leading: A detachment of chickens arrived to you,
Lined up right in line.
Although they are not ducklings,
But good guys.
They've been preparing all year
To congratulate Oksana - here!
And each of them was not lazy,
Prepare a gift for her on this day.
Let's ask the chickens
What do they want to give?
(Pretends to be talking to participants.)
Leading: They say: “Let's lay a testicle is not simple,
Let one, but gold.
Look carefully gentlemen
For them to do it - twice two!
(Chickens get up in pairs and try to "demolish" the egg in the nest.)
Moderator: I see that they have succeeded in the trick.
Why did the color of these two eggs change so much?
Probably lay somewhere for a long time,
Therefore, they became so purple.
Well! We take them from you
And at the end of the dance we will play.
And now our bird yard,
Showing all your enthusiasm,
A bright dance will dance with you,
Well, I'll give gifts.
(Dance "Chick-chick".)
Leading: In the dance, you all worked so hard,
That the eggs have turned into a Kinder Surprise. And now we are very pleased to present these awards to you.
(Presenting "kinder surprises".)

Congratulations from the Bees

Presenter: Our bees to Rosa as a gift
Gather out nectar.
They deftly proboscis
Sweet nectar is dragged into the house.
Wasting no time,
There they conjure over nectar.
For a drink, it is the basis.
Now the mead is ready.
She is presented to Rose
Guests are asked to drink together.
(Two guests, dressed as Bees, with a straw in their mouths, collect treats from the table. Having “conjured” over the “nectar”, they present Rosa with a drink.)

Congratulations from hares

Moderator: Dear guests! Everyone knows that August is the time for haymaking, which means hard and long work, which often drags on until midnight.
(The soundtrack “But we don’t care” sounds. Guests dressed in hares costumes run out and sing a song.)

Song
In the dark blue forest
Where aspens dance
Where from oaks-sorcerers
foliage flies,
Grass in the meadow
Hares mowed at midnight
And while they sang
Strange words.

Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
Let us be afraid of the Wolf and the owl,
We have a case:
At the worst hour
We mow the tryn-grass.

Leading: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Green over the summer densely overgrown.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greenery,
To put our hero of the day in our pockets. -
Ready? Started!
(“Hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task is to cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)
Host: Dear hero of the day! We "hares" wish you that you always have a light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that! I invite those who wish to raise their glasses.

Congratulations from the Hut and Brownie

rider: Over the mountains, over the valleys,
Beyond the wide forests
Not in heaven, on earth
The house is located in a village.
That hut is not easy,
And so wide.
She gives gifts
Those who dance with her.
(Music sounds. Hut runs out and invites everyone to dance. Presentation of gifts after the dance.)
Host: Well, the hut surprised
So danced, so weird.
And what's going on in the hut
People marvel at miracles.
There is even here: Brownie
Very smart, mischievous.
(Domovoi exits.)
He did this
Killed all the cows.
Help lift them up
To be able to mumble again.
Who can get the job done faster?
He will get a sweet Milky Way.
(Game. The task of the participants is to inflate rubber toys in the form of cows. Presentation of prizes.)
Host: Collected Brownie on the ridge zucchini,
I cut him lightly only on the barrel,
After a little thought, I decided to hurry up
Surprise to prepare for our guests.
He will treat you right here and now.
I think you all have glasses?

Toast: For the hero of the day!
(The brownie pours wine for the guests from a bottle hidden in a vegetable marrow.)
Leading: After a glass of this
The dance needs a clockwork.

Congratulations from Babok

Moderator: Dear guests!
(Two grandmothers come out in costumes of the 50s.)
Grandmother 1 (interrupting the presenter): Hey, young woman, do not rush, let us congratulate.
Grandmother 2: We didn’t sleep all night, we composed congratulations.
Grandmother 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, take the note “la” as soon as possible!
(Music. Grandmothers perform ditties.)

Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

We do not need a pood of flour,
We don't need a sieve
We'll see you on the screen
And a week full.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's great, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.
(Give presents.)

Grandma 2: Here's a present from us -
Rustic Russian kvass.
It's just Yakubovich
Takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them to friends.
If kvass is not enough for you,
There is no big trouble in this -
Just add water!
(They give kvass "Pervach".)
Grandmother 1: We also give a vest.
Grandmother 2: There is no better for a man!
(They give a vest.)
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything came out as expected.
Grandmother 2: So, maybe together with you
Shall we have a holiday?
Grandmother 1: So that we decide on this,
Need to learn a little.
Grandmother 2 (addressing the presenter): Teach us, girl,
You are a craftsman to announce.
Presenter: Time adds years to life,
The calendar sheet has been changed.
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
Your close-knit friendly team!
(Congratulations to the team.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes of the 60s.)
Grandmother 1: Comrades - citizens!
us now
Should continue
congratulatory part.
Grandmother 2: Look at the fifth row,
The soldiers are there.
Their uniforms were ironed ...
Grandmother 1: And how shiny the cockades are!
Grandmother 2: For such, even in the taiga,
Even in cold weather, even in a blizzard.
Men in military uniform
I cannot refuse.
Grandmother 1: I announce your exit.
Please on stage!
Grandmother 2: Step march!
(A march sounds. The military rises to the stage. Congratulations.)
(Number.)
Grandmother 1: Isolde, I think now here according to the charter
Congratulate, he has the right to head.
Grandmother 2: Who are you talking about Glafira?
Grandmother 1: Let the military commissar congratulate the hero of the day.
(Congratulations from the military commissar.)
Grandmother 1: Isolde! Here somewhere in the hall
I saw my idols.
Grandmother 2: Probably men!
And again they are in uniforms.
It's too early to invite them to the stage.
Grandma 1: Don't argue with me!
After all, these are the guys from the security.
(Congratulation private security.)
Grandmother 2: What's next on the program now?
Grandmother 1: Like what? Riddles.
They will be right here.
Grandmother 2: Riddles are for children.
Grandmother 1: And ours are for all viewers.
So here's the first riddle:
If husbands are awake
Whispering strangers
Women's names
So it came...
Grandmother 2: Spring!
Grandmother 1: Yes, no spring.
So, Khan came to them,
Because the wife does not sleep.
Grandma 2: Now it's my turn! I guess!
Grandmother 1: Your riddle, go ahead, is also stupid.
Grandma 2: Don't! I continue:
If you guys have
Trouble with finances
And the door opened by itself
So it came...
Grandmother 1: Spring! (Closes his mouth with his hand.)
Grandmother 2: Yes, no spring.
And the tax office!
Grandma 1: Don't croak, you'll croak!
Grandmother 2: Everything! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
Grandmother 1 (addressing the hero of the day): And now especially for you.
Grandma 2: Kuma's congratulations.
Grandma 1: What right now?
Grandma 2: What? She's not alone.
Grandmother 1: Well, godfather is godfather.
(Speech by the representative tax office.)
Grandmother 1: We have important figures in the hall,
They say they are all cultural.
Grandmother 2: Yes, they already know their worth,
Grandmother 1: We invite them to this stage.
Grandmother 2: Did you turn on the telly yesterday?
Pugacheva performed there!
Grandmother 1: Pugacheva is nonsense.
"Yeralash" - wow!
In the collection "Yeralash"
We are passionately in love.
As I look, I laugh to tears,
Grandmother 2: And I'm shaking jitters.
Grandmother 1: Better than movies there is no happiness,
Without cinema, the world is not dear to us.
Grandmother 2: If there were three lives, I would give everything
For a compelling storyline.
(The lights go out. Demonstration of a film about the anniversary of the television studio.)
Grandmother 1: Who is next, with us?
Grandmother 2 (addressing the hero of the day): Where do we meet your portrait
Early morning and afternoon?
Where do we read about the pass,
Tell us now.
Anniversary: ​​... (Title, local newspaper.)
Grandmother 2: If we have a holiday here,
One of them is here.
Grandmother 1: Which row are they on?
Grandmother 2: I'll go to the hall, I'll find them there.
(The staff of the editorial office of the local newspaper is taken out.)
Grandmother 1: Aces of a sharp pen,
It's your turn!
(Congratulations from the editor.)
Grandmother 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Haven't you fallen ill?
Grandmother 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
May God be with you!
Doctors without bathrobes
And here they go
Everyone wants to congratulate the mayor.
(Congratulations to the doctors.)
Grandmother 2: ... (first name middle name of the mayor)
Today is your birthday
Congratulations from the pharmacy.
Grandmother 1: Hey, Isolde,
I will ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 2: Here's what I'll tell you:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandmother 1: You go, and I have a pill
Desperately need this
So many congratulations here -
They are dizzy.
Oh!
(Falls out. The young men carry Grandmother 1.)
(Congratulations from the pharmacy.)
Grandmother 2: Yes, our birthday boy is good
And handsome.
Charming, gallant,
Very, very smart.
Just now they were with ... (the name of one of the well-known representatives, the regional Duma or the government) walked,
So the women gave them all smiles.
Grandma 1: So give the girls a word now,
They have everything ready.
(Performance of teachers.)
(Grandmothers come out in costumes of the 70s.)
Grandmother 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
To take her to hell.
With such a leading program
Don't be embarrassed:
No concert to lead
Don't weave bast shoes.
It's time to call the directors of the OU,
Let them teach her the mind
And together with them GORONO,
They came a long time ago.
Grandmother 1: Anniversary, please stand up
And welcome your guests.
(Congratulations directors educational institutions cities.)
Grandmother 2: To you in different limousines
The directors arrived - men,
They have polished boots,
Butterflies and ties
Here they are in a hurry...
Grandmother 1: Clap your hands, gentlemen! :
(Congratulations of directors of enterprises.)
(Grandma 1 runs out with a barrel of beer.)
Grandma 1: Guys!
We need to meet more often!
Grandmother 2: About the anniversary of our friend
The whole neighborhood heard.
Grandmother 1: Here are the commercial magnates,
Yes, they are rich.
And on everyone's chest
Tie firm "Le Monty".
Grandmother 2: Among them is one Marina,
A very hot girl.
Those men with her
Sending greetings on your anniversary.
(Congratulations to the merchants.)
Grandmother 1: I didn’t see anywhere
Sit men OVDE.
These nice guys
famous in the city.
Grandmother 2: Does he ... ("surname of the head of the Department of Internal Affairs)" lead them?
Well, congratulations too!
(Congratulations from the ATS.)
Grandmother 1: Something, Isolde, I'm tired.
It would not hurt us to rest.
Here is a girl coming to us,
Let her lead the evening.
Grandmother 2: Anniversary, be generous you,
Rate the performance.
And on occasion, of course,
Let us know about it.
Grandmother 1: You live up to a hundred years,
Pour goodness and light into the masses.
(Into the audience): We're leaving the stage
Then bye!
Grandma 2: Goodbye! Hey!
(Grandmas leave the stage.)

Congratulations from the Gnomes

Presenter 1: Dear hero of the day! Accept congratulations from your next of kin.
(Seven relatives dress up as gnomes. To a light melody, they perform the dance moves “Letka-enka” and perform in front of the guests in age order. The “senior gnome” himself holds a large painted Alpen Gold chocolate wrapper covered with a golden gift packaging.)
7th dwarf: In the thicket of the dense forest
Kamyshlovskiy Bor
The gnomes lived as a family,
They dug everything indiscriminately.
1st dwarf: They have long been known to everyone.
There are exactly seven of them.
2nd dwarf (representing the first one):
The elder is the wisest dwarf,
He cares about
To have tools
Brothers at the right time.
3rd dwarf (representing the second):
The smaller brother is a serious dwarf,
Businesslike and funny.
4th Dwarf (representing the third):
The third dwarf is that merry fellow
He will make you laugh anyway.
5th Dwarf (representing the fourth):
And the fourth is that dreamer
Producer of different treasures.
6th Dwarf (represents the fifth):
The fifth dwarf is interesting,
Attractive, pompous.
7th Dwarf (represents the sixth):
The sixth dwarf is a kind hard worker,
Looking for gold here and there.
1st Dwarf (represents the seventh):
So that the seventh without delay
I could count every gram.
5th dwarf: We received your telegram yesterday,
We dug 50 deep mines in a day.
7th dwarf: How much gold was found,
They brought everything with them.
(They show "gold" - a gift the size of half a sheet of whatman paper in a gift box.)
7th dwarf: For the hero of the day, this is a mystery.
What is there? .. - It's chocolate!
(They take off the gift wrapping, and there is a large wrapper of Alpen Gold chocolate, drawn on whatman paper.)
5th dwarf: "Alpen Gold" is her name,
Our hands are diligence.
7th dwarf: Anniversary, you look
There are exactly three fillings here.
(The wrapper is turned over, and on the other side there are three types of chocolate of the same name - envelopes from three families with money.)
5th dwarf: Eat with nuts, eat with raisins,
There is also just chocolate.
We hope this
You will be happy to receive.
1st family: We hold milk chocolate in our hands,
He will help you achieve success in business.
(Handing an envelope.)
2nd family: Chocolate with raisins are happy to give,
So that you can always be known for your zest.
(Handing an envelope.)
3rd family: Here's a glazed nut,
So that you are always strong
And then your nature
Years will not matter!
(Handing an envelope.)
5th dwarf: We offer everyone to pour,
To wash presents.
(The guests fill the glass, the "gnomes" join them.)

Congratulations Angels

Leading: The cloud in the sky has disappeared,
But the angels are not at all angry.
They come down from heaven
They'll be here in a minute.
(Angels appear:)
First angel: And here we are, curly angels,
We have greeting cards in our hands.
(Open scrolls, read.)
Second angel: Dear birthday girl!
Congratulations on your anniversary
As always, we protect.
First angel: Save from various troubles
Another hundred years ahead.
Second angel: Rumor has it,
That we are great musicians
Have to show for you
All hidden talents.
(They perform a song to the soundtrack "Strawberry".)

Song
On a birthday like this
Duet meet groovy,
Your mood
That hour will rise in an instant.
Anniversary for all guests
The birthday girl is more important.
That's why, friends,
Sing along to us.

Chorus:
Congratulations on the date - yeah, yeah ...
We sincerely wish - yeah, yeah ...
Happiness is personal, boundless ... Yes, yes, yes!

(Chorus repeated twice.)

Congratulations from the Hunter and Hares

Moderator: Dear guests! If we look at the starry sky, we will make sure that the birthday girl was born under the sign of the Zodiac "Sagittarius". Therefore, I ask you to greet the person who is directly related to this sign.
(A hunter enters on mini-skis, in a hat with earflaps, a gun over his shoulder.)
Hunter: Happy birthday, Sagittarius!
Clearly, you are a fighter.
And neither fluff nor feather
It's time to wish you.
I'm late for the holiday
I chose all the gift
To achieve my goal
I had to hunt game.
Here brought the hares,
Maybe there is a demand for it here.
(Two guests dressed as hares run out and sing a song.)

Song
Every year on this day we gather together.
Not then to sit at the table again:
On your birthday, we are without falsehood and flattery
Let's sing with heart and soul about...

Chorus:
And we don't care, and we don't care
What will we eat, what will we drink.
We've known for a long time, that's the way it is.
Your birthday should be kind.

We go to visit you, we are not at all for dinner,
We managed to find out the generosity of a good soul,
That's what we need your birthday for
So that they can congratulate you and tell you ...

Congratulations from the Astrologer

Moderator: Dear guests!
Who keeps score for all the stars?
Well, of course, the astrologer!
Only flash where the star
He arrives there.
(Stargazer exits.)
Stargazer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!
Birthday girl from heaven
I got a miracle of miracles.
Congratulations on your anniversary
I give her this cake.
It has many lights on it.
It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.
Dear birthday girl!
On the command "three-four!" - you need to smile wider.
And on "once!" or "two" - get ready first.
How do I say “start!” - Candles can be blown out.
(The hero of the day blows out the candles on command. The cake is put on the table after the competition.)

Congratulations from the Pioneers

(A team of five people is given bundles. They have a tie and cap. After changing clothes, the participants are given cards with words.)
Host: And now the floor for congratulations is given to honored guests. (Pioneers enter.)
We, the pioneers of our country's children!
There is no one happier than us in the world.
To be with you again today

Her whole life serves as an example for children
Both Octoberists and pioneers.
We will continue to take an example from her,
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We came to you to learn from the elders,
How to drink, so as not to get drunk at all,
How to eat to keep a figure
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!

We are the pioneers of the Soviet country.
We have been in love with you, Aunt Taya, for a long time.
We can't find a better friend
We came to congratulate you today!

We say without despondency and laziness:
We don't know generational conflict.
You, aunt Taya, are younger than we are,
We should take an example from you in this.
(Sing a song.)
Song:
Fly like fires blue nights!
We, the pioneers, want a glass of wine.
It's high time for adults to pour:
We came to congratulate Aunt Taya!
(The hostess pours "pioneers".)
Leading: Now we will hold a solemn ceremony of joining the pioneers of our hero of the day.
Dear mommy!
Please accept our congratulations
And guidance for life.
Promise us not to get sick
Get younger every year
Don't be sad and don't be bored
Every day is easy to meet.
Get ready!
Anniversary: ​​Always ready!
Host: Exercise
And in the garden to dig in the beds,
Don't forget about friends
Invite more often.
Get ready!
Anniversary: ​​Always ready!
(Drum roll, tie a tie to the hero of the day.)

Congratulations from Pankov

Presenter: Today, on this holiday, not only pioneers, but also punks came to congratulate the hero of the day.
(Losing team enters, dressed as punks, rapping.)
Flowers, smiles, congratulations,
Warmth and kindness.
Accept from us on your birthday
On your anniversary day of the year.

You look cool today
Just like mine
And your party is crowded
After all, you are not alone here.

How to have a good time
We are on this holiday
Let's pour glasses for everyone
To dance was not lazy.
(The hostess treats the guests.)

And may this birthday

All paths will open

After all, more worthy of a man

We can't find anything!

Cool congratulations for birthday

Today is the best holiday ever!

The best day in the world!

We hasten to congratulate you

And, of course, we are not lazy)

And waking up early in the morning

Let's pick a bunch of flowers.

We write congratulations

Wishing you happy years

Health, joy, fun...

Everything you could wish for.

So that you, reading congratulations,

I started jumping for joy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY-SCENES

During the congratulations, the birthday person is offered to take some kind of funny “congratulatory pose”, in which he accepts a friendly congratulation

(Introduction)

Let's hit the rhyme on the verses

In honor of the birthday

Let them sound here and there

Congratulations to you!

And don't hold your smile

And take the right posture

Today congratulatory

The pose is hilarious!

(Pause: the birthday boy takes a congratulatory pose. Then - in a different rhythm.)

Let's say the essence of wishes,

Forgetting about the haste of days,

Look at the root, but do not forget

That the giraffe still knows better.

Don't get stranded on the way

You're a year older

Move fast!

Now you take

The look is normal. (The birthday boy comes out of a congratulatory pose.)

Rock out, light it up

Postponing the pose for a year!

Cool poetic congratulations

Do you want congratulations?

Submit your ears!

It's your birthday!

We pull! Count!

To go to glory

Your holiday is now

Let the neighbors hear

Shouts from us.

Noise bit

We'll transcend the background

Let them not judge strictly

For glasses ringing.

If it comes up

To us the order of the guard,

Our circle will become wider,

The guard will go into a frenzy!

So it's useless

Congratulations to a friend from friends

Happy Birthday SMS

Alien: I'm Ji-buk, I fell to you from Mars, and got tired from the road, I specially drove to you to congratulate the birthday girl. I brought you Martian chocolate as a gift, it is with salted mushrooms, take a bite, say - waste?!

Doctor: I'm here without chocolate, I'll give you an enema as a gift to the ladies, no thanks, it's useful - this is for you!

Vladimir Putin: Congratulations, ma'am, let me shake your hand, and my present is here! Bring it on gentlemen! (bring in some large gift, you can a bunch of balloons)

Cleaning lady: I ​​heard - they pour and congratulate someone, I quietly looked at you once under the guise. If you don’t refuse, pour it, I’ll yell songs to you, so who will we loudly congratulate today?

All together: Our Katya (substitute name) is gold, that's who we congratulate,

And as a gift we will leave this song to Katenka:

They all sing a remade birthday song together.

  • Birthday script "Congratulations from the President"
  • summer birthday script
  • Birthday script 5 years
  • Birthday script 18 years old (girl)
  • Scenario children's holiday(3-7 years old)

Script for a woman's birthday. contests, games.

Scenario for a man's birthday Scenario for a man's birthday on a 60th anniversary Scenario for a woman's birthday for a 30th anniversary Scenario for a woman's birthday in nature Scenario for a boss's birthday Scenario children's day birth

Continuation of the description of the scenario of the woman's birthday:

(Pulls out a ruddy apple and says.) - I couldn’t

to the millennium! Well, nothing, I'm with you mollo

zhu! After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all the wines

turn into an elixir of youth! So let's all pour

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!

Everyone is seventeen years old!

(Takes off his nose with glasses and a handkerchief.) - Well, here I am rejuvenated

thanks to your birthday girl! And now it's time for me! (sings

motive of the song "Seeing off love".)

Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!

I'm already at the runway!

I'm in a hurry to the Sabbath on this starry evening

And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!

Here, on the anniversary, it was so wonderful -

You call it what you want!

Or birthday, or jam day,

Or an evening of happiness and love!

Baba Yaga flies away on a broom, followed by a musical

PRINCESS NAMED ...... (FROG)

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!

FUN TO YOU, KATECHKA!........(MALVINA)

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SHARP!

HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW MAIDEN)

I WISH TO SING MORE TO THE GUITAR!

GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... (ROTARU)

I WISH NOT TO MEET LOVE UNSCHEDULED!

HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... (Bulanova)

LIVE, TANYUSHA, FUN AND COOL!

DO NOT FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)

WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,

LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!..........(PIEHA)

LET THERE BE MONEY ALWAYS TO THE FIG!

AND CHICKEN LEGS!............(BABA YAGA)

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!

I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(BURATINO)

LET THE WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE GROUND,

AND YOU FLOWER LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)

BE MORE IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!

GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!.........(ALSU)

DISCLAIMER NEVER ALLOW!

BIG GREETINGS FROM MOTHER!.........(ORBAKAITE)

DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND GUNSHOOTS!

WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP..........(ARROWS)

Telegrams with the names of the guests are also inserted here,

written in a similar form.

The one who first gave the correct answer is awarded a fish-

ki. Behind the largest number chips are awarded a gift.

Lottery riddle

The essence of the competition is that the guests guess

a gift that the presenter prepared for them. Can be set

leading leading questions. He answers yes or no.

Gifts can be in the form of images of certain objects.

goods on paper or toy prototypes of serious gifts

kov (for example, a toy car, a drawing of a summer residence, a game

neck boat).

The gift is received by the one who guessed what gift

Test "Draw a man"

The host asks the guests to draw a person from 12 figures:

you can use triangles, squares, circles, rhombuses.

There are 12 in total.

At the end of the evening, you can invite guests to open

for the birthday girl, a bank account, and then take out a three-liter

an empty jar where all guests can throw on any

the amount of money.

Scene - congratulations on the birthday, anniversary of the woman. motive of the song of the alteration "chunga - changa"

Details, attributes: for this congratulations you will need any hat,

bandana, cap (baseball cap), cap.

The crown is attached, it is enough to print, cut and glue it.

Several people come out with headdresses tied like gifts with ribbons (but so that they can try on the hero of the day). In the course of the song, hats are tried on in order. At the end, the hero of the day is crowned and seated on a high-backed chair prepared in advance.

(decorated like a throne).

A crown is put on, at the end, piles of alcohol are poured and drunk for the queen - the hero of the day.

The motive of the song "Chunga-changa"

Your anniversary has finally arrived

And a specific question arose before us

What gift should we buy you?

And we decided to give a hat.

chorus:

What a hat - tenderness,

Men to watch

But not in season

Here's a shame!

But let's not be sad now

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need so much...

To be useful for sports at once

We found a cap by eye

Didn't resolve the difficult issue.

And there was an argument between us.

chorus:

Very nice cap

Sits firmly on the top of the head,

Only rarely worn

Here's a shame!

But let's not be sad now

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need so much...

Will not go as a gift and a cap,

And only a fool wears a bandana

The swarm of offers has long dried up

Choosing a gift is not a trifle

chorus:

We will give you a crown

And we will put on a big throne

We praise the Queen today

That's how nice!

The anniversary will be cool

Let's have a drink and sit

Toast is needed now

Congratulations!

Enlarge the crown and download to your computer, print and cut each of the three elements. Cut, fasten with tape or a stapler, cut off the excess. The crown is ready.

And good as spring days!

Participant with a red balloon in his hand:

First give a red balloon

It shines with bright colors like a flashlight.

May he bring victory, success

Member with a blue balloon

Here is a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless sky is pure distance

Makes even sadness fresh!

Participant with white ball:

The white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and bright love

I wish that envy was only bright

Let your deeds be clean!

We did not bring the black ball

Not because they didn't find it.

Just from close and old friends

We all wish you only happy days!

Member with yellow balloon:

Yellow ball, it's like a dream

May it never leave you

Today he gathered friends and girlfriends

Yellow ball - the circle of the sun!

Participant with a green ball:

Green ball - fields and forests aroma

Also today we can not forget

The green ball will give warmth

And the soul will immediately become light! Natalya84 mom congratulations with balloons

We came to congratulate you

And they brought different balls with them

They are not expensive these days.

But good as spring days!

First I give you a red ball,

It burns bright in color like a fire

May it bring health and success

May joy and laughter be shared by all!

Here is a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless blue sky is pure,

Don't you need her?

Summer fields and forests aroma

Even in winter we can't forget

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will be light.

Ball orange - it's like a dream

May it never leave you.

He will bring friends and girlfriends to the house.

Orange ball - solar circle.

White ball - a sign of purity

Faith, hope and pure love

Even envy that would be bright

May beauty surround you!

Yellow ball, decorate the bouquet,

But they say it's a traitorous color.

Of thanks for your good deeds,

I’ll burst a yellow ball, I won’t give it. Natalya84 mom Congratulations from the Astrologer

Moderator: Dear guests!

Who keeps score for all the stars?

Well, of course, the astrologer!

Only flash where the star

He arrives there.

(Stargazer exits.)

Stargazer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!

Birthday girl (ku) from heaven

I got a miracle of miracles.

Congratulations on your anniversary

I give her this cake.

It has many lights on it.

It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.

Dear birthday girl(s)!

On the command "three-four!" - you need to smile wider.

And on "once!" or "two" - get ready first.

How do I say “start!” - you can blow out the candles. -

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