“So congratulations…”

Characters: 7th grade students Seryoga, Zhenyok, Max; girl classmates Sveta, Irina, Dasha.

Props: three briefcases with soft toys

On the stage there is a fight “Who is who” between Seryoga and Max (they grappled with their hands and butted head to head, briefcases are lying around).

Zhenyok (gesturing expressively): Press, Seryoga, press! So it! Hey! What am I here to say? Enough for you, whom I tell! (pulls friends away). Hear what I'm saying?

Seryoga (wiping sweat from his forehead with his sleeve): Well, don't be shy.

Jenyok:Guys, do you even remember that today is the eighth?

Max: Well, the eighth! And what?

Serega: Eighth, ninth, tenth... Are you teaching us mathematics?

Jenyok:So it's March!

Max: Well March. So what?

Jenyok:Well you give! Still a holiday.

Seryoga : Zhenyok! Well, I'm sorry, friend (claps him on the shoulder) Give me five. Congratulations (shakes his hand).

Zhenek looks at him dumbfounded.

Max: Jeka! (Holds out her hand to him) Congratulations on your birthday. As they say, health to you from the Health Center, sharp eyesight and subtle hearing, a triple to you in physics, a diary without comments.

Serega: And so that the girls love you, carry you in their arms.

Jenyok:Are you congratulating me?

Serega: Wrong question. Who else to congratulate? What about me? Max, tell me.

Max:Zhenyok, you, of course, forgive us for not having a gift. Completely slipped out of my head. But we'll buy a present, honestly!

Jenyok:Are you going to congratulate me as a girl?!

Serega: What are you, Zhenek?! We were not going to give you flowers, bouquets. A real kid will get a real gift. For example, a laser. Zhenyok, do you want a laser?

Jenyok:Well, I do.

Serega: You will make Svetka red eyes.

(At this time, well-dressed girls quietly approach and listen to the conversation.)

Max: Do you want us to give you such a spider? Imagine how you put it in Svetka's briefcase, and how she squeals!

(Sveta squeals).

Sveta: This means that you are preparing such gifts for us?

Serega: And what are you doing here? This is Zhenya's holiday.

Dasha: Zhenechka, and what is your holiday, if not a secret?

Jenyok:No! I told them that today is the eighth! I told them it was March!

And they ... mathematics ..., laser ...

Max: So today is March 8th?!

Serega: Well, Jack! Well, let me down! So I would say that today is March 8th. Brains powdered us!

Irina: What else to expect from our boys? Let's go girls. It's not our turn to receive gifts.

Serega: Well, I do not! Some people underestimate us! We have been carrying gifts instead of textbooks for a week, so as not to forget.

(They take out toys from the briefcases and hand them to the girls).

Sveta, Dasha, Irina : Thank you boys for the congratulations. We love you very much!

Girls and boys hold hands, boys read congratulatory verses to mothers and teachers.

Happy spring holiday

With the first flowers in this bright hour,

With a festive drop

With good mood

We sincerely congratulate you today!

Please accept our congratulations

On International Women's Day!

Let your mood be

Always blooming like a lilac

May your life be beautiful

And the children are always happy

Let your house be a full bowl!

Good luck, happiness and kindness!

Grandmother and grandson enter.

Grandmother/concerned/-cute, why are you so sad? Something happened?

Grandson - Oh. grandmother, grandmother. if you knew.

Grandmother / scared / - What did you know?

Grandson / carefully / - Don't worry, sit down, sit down.

/ puts the grandmother on a chair, she holds on to her heart, the grandson looks into her eyes, strokes her head

/sighs/ I suffer so much.

grandmother - What are you suffering about?

Grandson / rolls his eyes / I suffer. I'm dreaming. I do not know what to do?

/ sublimely / - What do I love my grandmother. what to give for the holiday?

Grandma / smiles happily / - maybe a bouquet of flowers?

Grandson / screams indignantly / - No!

Grandmother /thinking/ then a box of chocolates?

The grandson stomps angrily - No! Not! and No!

Grandson / affectionately / On the day of spring and joy. we don't need sweets! /licks his lips/

grandmother / slyly / yes, this task is not easy.

Grandson / remember, you had a dream. you dreamed from childhood.

Grandmother /shrugs/ but it was a big secret. ts! a bit ashamed even right

Grandson / with annoyance / -grandmother. glory will not pass you by, you still have a few years / pause /

we will give you / pause. moped! Moped! moped/chants

Grandma / asks in confusion / - Moped!

The grandson / with conviction / yes, a moped / imitates riding a moped around his grandmother, who is carefully watching him. rises abruptly.

Grandson - so you agree. grandmother? /touches her/

Grandmother / decisively / - I agree. sweetie. /strokes his grandson on the head. grandson claps his hands. hugs her / I agree. grandson

Grandson shows thumb / - You are a real friend!

Grandmother proudly tossing her head. with pathos -

on a moped, I’ll fly away / describes a big circle with my hand

The grandson suddenly opened it. grandma waving casually

I’ll be back only in the evening! / stomps /

grandson confused- What-oh-oh? Are you going to ride on your own?

grandmother nods her head

Grandson / angrily / And who. who will be picking up?

grandmother silently points to her grandson.

Grandson. stepping on my grandmother, and who will cook dinner for us?

Grandma is careless. with smile. shrugs

Grandson / resolutely / I will tell you a secret. there is not enough money for a moped / claps in the pocket

grandma makes frightened eyes

Then can I wait for candy? I have a few more years

I will save up for a moped.

When you grow up later, we will rush along with the breeze

Embracing, they leave satisfied.

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Scenes for the holiday of March 8 at school: "Boys", "Teacher"

Scene on March 8 "Boys"

SERGEI. Ma-am! We congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER. Good morning, son. Stroked.
SERGEI. Hey! Which one?
MOTHER. White.
SERGEI. White?
MOTHER. White, white.
SERGEI. What about me was white?
MOTHER. Of course it was. Bought last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEI. I do not remember…
MOTHER. You still dressed her for the New Year, remember?
SERGEI. New Year's Eve, I remember. And then I don't remember. Ah... Is she white?
MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. She was lying under your bed - she found her by force! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEI. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws a dirty shirt under the bed, puts on a clean one). Well, wait, now you'll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. Eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.
BARSIK. What?
SERGEI. Get out of here!!!
BARSIK.
SERGEI. A pig, not a cat ... Ma-am!
MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEI. Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEI. Shcha, I'll wash it! (Takes stick). Badger!!! Go here!
Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.
BARSIK. So what?
SERGEI. Cho-cho! .. Nothing!
BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah ... So I would have said right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes off his trousers from the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
SERGEI. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER. Stroked. And a jacket.
SERGEI. Do I have a jacket?
MOTHER. Of course have.
The guy tosses his pants under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.
SERGEI. Well, then it will be a vest. (Pulls off second sleeve.)
MOTHER. What's cracking there?
SERGEI. I'm doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEI. Girls have today eighth of March (8 March), I prepared poems for them, now I will read it, do you hear? (Combing her hair).
MOTHER. I hear! Good verses!
SERGEI. What verses?
MOTHER. which you have prepared.
SERGEI. Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You will come to congratulate the girls not empty-handed.
SERGEI. Why a pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEI. And the portfolio?
MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They call, open the door!
SERGEI. These are probably the guys from the class ...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
SERGEI. Ouch! Who do you want?
ANDREI. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEI. I'm listening to.
ALL. Seryoga! Are you?
SERGEI. Well, yes, I am. What do you want?
DENIS. What, don't you know?
SERGEI. Wait, wait! I know!!! It seems that we rested with you in the summer ... Exactly - in the camp! ..
DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEI. Very nice ... oh, that is ... Guys, is that you? Well, you've been fluffed up! Did not recognize…
ILYA. You look at yourself!
Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself - combed and neatly dressed and faints.
MOTHER. And here is the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so smart - you won't be recognized! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA. No, I didn't forget. Only I'm not Serezhenka, I'm Ilya. Serezhenka is lying around.
MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don't wallow in the hallway in clean clothes. Hang on to school.
SERGEI. Mommy, I didn't recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

Scene on March 8 "TEACHER"

(Author - Eduard Ugrik)
The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.
TEACHER. Hello!
ALL. Hello!!!
TEACHER. Excuse me, what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A"? Ah-ah-ah ... And what school?
ALL. Comprehensive school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER. Aha, there it is! And ... tell me, please, is this the same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL. The one!!!
TEACHER. Yeah ... But what, in this building earlier ... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday ... there was no other school No. (such and such) by any chance?
ALL. Not!!!
TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A" !!!
TEACHER. 9 - "A" ... Neither "B", nor "C", but simply - "A"?
ALL. Just "A"!!!

TEACHER. But this cannot be!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because it's a completely different class.
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, the same one!
TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don't know anything?
SVETOCHKIN. What don't you know?
TEACHER. I don't know anything!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? Well, let's check it out then! What did we learn in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristics of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER. Yep, got it! I remember well: at that time no one listened!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Ah, isn't it? We check further. What was given at home? You!
PETRUSHKIN. At home, they were asked to read, understand and learn the paragraphs of the fifth, sixth and seventh chapters of the third chapter, which is called: “Antimatter.” I learned ...
TEACHER. Yes, this can not be! No one has ever taught homework here!
PETRUSHKIN. And I learned!
ALL. And I! And I!
TEACHER. I do not believe! And I don't believe in anything!
ALL. But why?
TEACHER. If only because I don't know anyone here!
SVETOCHKIN. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk ...
TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKIN. I am studying here.
TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place - everyone has been replaced here!
SVETOCHKIN. What are you, here are all the same.
TEACHER. Do you doubt? Or do you think I'm hallucinating? Then tell me the name of this student here.
SVETOCHKIN. Petrushkin.
TEACHER. Yeah, so it's not me, it's you who are mistaken! This student is not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkina personally!
SVETOCHKIN. And who is this?
TEACHER. The thing is, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is not Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKIN. Who?
TEACHER. This is Antipetrushkin!!! And you - Antisvetochkina !!! And you are all Anti-Children!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because normal kids aren't like that!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Not all happen! First: they never listen in class! Second: they never teach homework! And, thirdly, how can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? It's Anti-Children! And this is ANTIMIR!!!
PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is today?
TEACHER. If you think that I am that ... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything very well. Please: today March 8 one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!
PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean nothing to you?
TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, I think I'm starting to understand something ... It's all about time!
SVETOCHKIN. Exactly!
TEACHER. So I knew!!! I got in another time!!! It is very possible - to another planet! What a phenomenon!!! What is the name of this planet? And what day and year is it?
PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women Happy March 8. You are a woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers.)
TEACHER. This is some kind of prank... I don't understand...
PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you are our favorite teacher at school!!!
ALL. Yeees!!!

Today is part 1 - "The look of a woman."

This is a scene for a corporate party or other adult feast.

Dear schoolchildren, do not waste time: this is not for you, I will write another funny scene for you soon.

You can perform it in different ways - like a conversation between two friends over a cup of tea or on the phone. A married woman enthusiastically describes March 8 in a happy voice to her unmarried friend, who only nods, sighs sadly and occasionally inserts monosyllabic questions.

Here I present the option with the phone. It looks like a monologue of one actress. If you have a second one, then dividing the text into two is not difficult. Doing the opposite is a little more difficult, so I'm trying to make things easier for you.

Since you will be re-enacting my monologue before March 8, and it comes after it, I recommend a short introduction:

Dear ladies and gentlemen, now we will show a story about how you can spend March 8 in a separate matrimonial apartment. There is one holiday, one apartment, and two stories about the same day, and they are very polar. Listen, look and draw your own conclusions. May your March 8 be equally wonderful for both parties involved.

Funny scenes on March 8:

part 1, "The look of a woman."

Oh, yesterday was a fabulous day!

I open my eyes in the morning - there is a basket of flowers. Big? No, not very big, not theatrical... the basket is... well, like a big cup... But all the same - not a cup, after all, a basket!

And there is a note in it: “Darling, lie down, rest, don’t enter the kitchen, I’ll do everything myself!”

Who would refuse such a thing! I lie happy, thinking - what a fine fellow He is! And neither light nor dawn ran for flowers, and prepared breakfast for me! But the neighbor was not lucky - her husband did something there that even the Ministry of Emergency Situations was called!

What? And, no, I didn’t see it myself, my beloved told me later. But I personally heard the sound of a siren and the smell of smoke. I can’t even imagine what was so burning there that the smoke even penetrated into our bedroom!

In general, my husband did not let me into the kitchen - he said there was nothing for women to do in the kitchen on March 8. Therefore, we had breakfast right in bed - it's so romantic, you melt all over from the surging feelings!

What did he give? The gift was great! I always secretly assumed that his prudence and practicality were so, on the surface, out of modesty. But in fact, he is an unusually generous person, extraordinary! He gave me such a cute envelope with the inscription "Allow yourself everything!" - It has exactly what I want on it! And inside - bank card VIP client, can you imagine! And again the inscription - "And even this!" I allowed it.

My husband said that I can take a walk for now, and he will put things in order at home. Another surprise awaits me tonight!

Well, I went for a walk! In this kind of weather? And what's wrong with the weather? Weather forecasters passed bad on March 8? Honey, the weather doesn't matter at all when you have a VIP card in your purse! And then - I shopping center walking, not down the street. Do doctors recommend fresh air? Yes, I heard something about it. I also went out into the fresh air - to catch my breath after shopping and figure out how it happened that I had not yet spent all the money on the card, and the terminals suddenly stopped accepting it. Probably, the systems are buggy in stores from overload - do you know how many acquaintances I met there that day? So many people don't come to paid demonstrations!

In general, by the time I got home, it was already evening. Beloved is quiet, silent, looks with such eyes ... What kind? Well, how do you convey? The look is hazy and slightly distraught. Quite slightly. How is this why? From love, of course. And he managed to get bored - he didn’t see me for half a day.

Darling, let's not go to a restaurant. I want to be alone with you. I even cooked dinner myself!

And, really, you can imagine - stewed vegetables with meat, made dessert ... And everything smells so delicious! And again, in the bedroom on the bed, an impromptu table was laid. What means a real man! He said, I won’t let you into the kitchen on March 8, but he never let me in! The only thing, vegetable peelings and egg shells, for some reason, also stood in the bedroom. Probably, he twirled, got busy, accidentally brought it from the kitchen along with dinner.

What then? Well… how could I not thank him for such efforts? Moreover, he hinted in every possible way. Flowers - in the bedroom, breakfast and dinner - in bed. In the evening, he asked several times if my head hurt. Of course, I was very tired - is it a joke to spend five hours without getting out in fitting rooms? But he was so sad, how could I refuse?

In general, the day was - a fairy tale, and the night - just anriel on new way! Well, that's a different song.

Be sure to immediately present and show the 2nd part from the next article - funny after that.

Your Evelina Shesternenko.