And may this birthday

All paths will open

After all, more worthy of a man

We can't find anything!

Cool congratulations for birthday

Today is the best holiday ever!

The best day in the world!

We hasten to congratulate you

And, of course, we are not lazy)

And waking up early in the morning

Let's pick a bunch of flowers.

We write congratulations

Wishing you happy years

Health, joy, fun...

Everything you could wish for.

So that you, reading congratulations,

I started jumping for joy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY-SCENES

During the congratulations, the birthday person is offered to take some kind of funny “congratulatory pose”, in which he accepts a friendly congratulation

(Introduction)

Let's hit the rhyme on the verses

In honor of the birthday

Let them sound here and there

Congratulations to you!

And don't hold your smile

And take the right posture

Today congratulatory

The pose is hilarious!

(Pause: the birthday boy takes a congratulatory pose. Then - in a different rhythm.)

Let's say the essence of wishes,

Forgetting about the haste of days,

Look at the root, but do not forget

That the giraffe still knows better.

Don't get stranded on the way

You're a year older

Move fast!

Now you take

The look is normal. (The birthday boy comes out of a congratulatory pose.)

Rock out, light it up

Postponing the pose for a year!

Cool poetic congratulations

Do you want congratulations?

Submit your ears!

It's your birthday!

We pull! Count!

To go to glory

Your holiday is now

Let the neighbors hear

Shouts from us.

Noise bit

We'll transcend the background

Let them not judge strictly

For glasses ringing.

If it comes up

To us the order of the guard,

Our circle will become wider,

The guard will go into a frenzy!

So it's useless

Congratulations to a friend from friends

Happy Birthday SMS

Alien: I'm Ji-pook, I fell to you from Mars, and got tired from the road, I specially drove to you to congratulate the birthday girl. I brought you Martian chocolate as a gift, it is with salted mushrooms, take a bite, say - waste?!

Doctor: I'm here without chocolate, I'll give you an enema as a gift to the ladies, no thanks, it's useful - this is for you!

Vladimir Putin: Congratulations, ma'am, let me shake your hand, and my present is here! Bring it on gentlemen! (bring in some large gift, you can a bunch of balloons)

Cleaning lady: I ​​heard - they pour and congratulate someone, I quietly looked at you once under the guise. If you don’t refuse, pour it, I’ll yell songs to you, so who will we loudly congratulate today?

All together: Our Katya (substitute name) is gold, that's who we congratulate,

And as a gift we will leave this song to Katenka:

They all sing a remade birthday song together.

• Birthday script "Congratulations from the President"
• summer birthday script
• Birthday script 5 years
• Birthday script 18 years old (girl)
• Scenario children's holiday(3-7 years old)

Script for a woman's birthday. contests, games.

Continuation of the description of the scenario of the woman's birthday:

(Pulls out a ruddy apple and says.) - I couldn’t

to the millennium! Well, nothing, I'm with you mollo

zhu! After all, if you put this apple on the table, then all the wines

turn into an elixir of youth! So let's all pour

Conjure, woman, conjure, grandfather!

Everyone is seventeen years old!

(Takes off his nose with glasses and a handkerchief.) - Well, here I am rejuvenated

thanks to your birthday girl! And now it's time for me! (sings

motive of the song "Seeing off love".)

Half an hour before the flight, half an hour before the flight!

I'm already at the runway!

I'm in a hurry to the Sabbath on this starry evening

And I will arrive exactly like clockwork!

Here, on the anniversary, it was so wonderful -

You call it what you want!

Or birthday, or jam day,

Or an evening of happiness and love!

Baba Yaga flies away on a broom, followed by a musical

PRINCESS NAMED ...... (FROG)

I WISH TO DRINK ONLY FINE WINES!

FUN TO YOU, KATECHKA!........(MALVINA)

LET YOUR FIGURE BE SHARP!

HELLO HOT FROM THE NORTH!.....(SNOW MAIDEN)

I WISH TO SING MORE TO THE GUITAR!

GOOD COMPANY TO YOU! ....... (ROTARU)

I WISH NOT TO MEET LOVE UNSCHEDULED!

HELLO TO YOU MUSICAL FROM ..... (Bulanova)

LIVE, TANYUSHA, FUN AND COOL!

DO NOT FORGET ABOUT CHILDHOOD!............(QUEEN)

WISH A LOT OF MUSIC AND LAUGHTER,

LOVE AND ETERNAL YOUTH!..........(PIEHA)

LET THERE BE MONEY ALWAYS TO THE FIG!

AND CHICKEN LEGS!............(BABA YAGA)

YOU LOOK LIKE A PICTURE TODAY!

I PRESENT THE KEY TO HAPPINESS!.....(BURATINO)

LET THE WHITE DOWN FALL ON THE GROUND,

AND YOU FLOWER LIKE A ROSE!.... (WINNIE THE POOH)

BE MORE IN THE FIELD AND IN THE FOREST!

GOOD HEALTH TO YOU!.........(ALSU)

DISCLAIMER NEVER ALLOW!

BIG GREETINGS FROM MOTHER!.........(ORBAKAITE)

DON'T GET INTO AN EMERGENCY AND GUNSHOOTS!

WISH YOU A LONG LIFE! GROUP..........(ARROWS)

Telegrams with the names of the guests are also inserted here,

written in a similar form.

The one who first gave the correct answer is awarded a fish-

ki. For nai large quantity chips are awarded a gift.

Lottery riddle

The essence of the competition is that the guests guess

a gift that the presenter prepared for them. Can be set

leading leading questions. He answers yes or no.

Gifts can be in the form of images of certain objects.

goods on paper or toy prototypes of serious gifts

kov (for example, a toy car, a drawing of a summer residence, a game

neck boat).

The gift is received by the one who guessed what gift

Test "Draw a man"

The host asks the guests to draw a person from 12 figures:

you can use triangles, squares, circles, rhombuses.

There are 12 in total.

At the end of the evening, you can invite guests to open

for the birthday girl, a bank account, and then take out a three-liter

an empty jar where all guests can throw on any

the amount of money.

Scene - congratulations on the birthday, anniversary of the woman. motive of the song of the alteration "chunga - changa"

Details, attributes: for this congratulations you will need any hat,

bandana, cap (baseball cap), cap.

The crown is attached, it is enough to print, cut and glue it.

Several people come out with headdresses tied like gifts with ribbons (but so that they can try on the hero of the day). In the course of the song, hats are tried on in order. At the end, the hero of the day is crowned and seated on a high-backed chair prepared in advance.

(decorated like a throne).

A crown is put on, at the end, piles of alcohol are poured and drunk for the queen - the hero of the day.

The motive of the song "Chunga-changa"

Your anniversary has finally arrived

And a specific question arose before us

What gift should we buy you?

And we decided to give a hat.

chorus:

What a hat - tenderness,

Men to watch

But not in season

Here's a shame!

But let's not be sad now

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need so much...

To be useful for sports at once

We found a cap by eye

Didn't resolve the difficult issue.

And there was an argument between us.

chorus:

Very nice cap

Sits firmly on the top of the head,

Only rarely worn

Here's a shame!

But let's not be sad now

And we'll get a gift

Very nice, suitable

We need so much...

Will not go as a gift and a cap,

And only a fool wears a bandana

The swarm of offers has long dried up

Choosing a gift is not a trifle

chorus:

We will give you a crown

And we will put on a big throne

We praise the Queen today

That's how nice!

The anniversary will be cool

Let's have a drink and sit

Toast is needed now

Congratulations!

Enlarge the crown and download to your computer, print and cut each of the three elements. Cut, fasten with tape or a stapler, cut off the excess. The crown is ready.

And good as spring days!

Participant with a red balloon in his hand:

First give a red balloon

It shines with bright colors like a flashlight.

May he bring victory, success

Member with a blue balloon

Here is a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless sky is pure distance

Makes even sadness fresh!

Participant with white ball:

The white ball is a sign of purity

Faith, hope and bright love

I wish that envy was only bright

Let your deeds be clean!

We did not bring the black ball

Not because they didn't find it.

Just from close and old friends

We all wish you only happy days!

Member with yellow balloon:

Yellow ball, it's like a dream

May it never leave you

Today he gathered friends and girlfriends

Yellow ball - the circle of the sun!

Participant with a green ball:

Green ball - fields and forests aroma

Also today we can not forget

The green ball will give warmth

And the soul will immediately become light! Natalya84 mom congratulations with balloons

We came to congratulate you

And they brought different balls with them

They are not expensive these days.

But good as spring days!

First I give you a red ball,

It burns bright in color like a fire

May it bring health and success

May joy and laughter be shared by all!

Here is a blue ball on a string

He will bring peace of mind

The bottomless blue sky is pure,

Don't you need her?

Summer fields and forests aroma

Even in winter we can't forget

The green ball will give warmth

And your soul will be light.

Ball orange - it's like a dream

May it never leave you.

He will bring friends and girlfriends to the house.

Orange ball - solar circle.

White ball - a sign of purity

Faith, hope and pure love

Even envy that would be bright

May beauty surround you!

Yellow ball, decorate the bouquet,

But they say it's a traitorous color.

Of thanks for your good deeds,

I’ll burst a yellow ball, I won’t give it. Natalya84 mom Congratulations from the Astrologer

Moderator: Dear guests!

Who keeps score for all the stars?

Well, of course, the astrologer!

Only flash where the star

He arrives there.

(Stargazer exits.)

Stargazer: Good evening, dear guests and hostess!

Birthday girl (ku) from heaven

I got a miracle of miracles.

Congratulations on your anniversary

I give her this cake.

It has many lights on it.

It takes a lot of strength to blow them out.

Dear birthday girl(s)!

On the command "three-four!" - you need to smile wider.

And on "once!" or "two" - get ready first.

How do I say “start!” - you can blow out the candles. -

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Author's script for a woman's birthday or anniversary "Rainbow of Life"- absolutely unique, fully decorated musically, the program includes both funny and touching congratulations, which are easy to organize on your own. The program is rich in costume and game moments that will delight both the hero of the occasion and all guests. All the musical accompaniment of this can be downloaded directly in the script .

Scenario of the anniversary "Rainbow of life"

Color draw before the start of the evening.

Bundles of blue, red, yellow and green balloons hang in different corners of the hall.

Presenter: Dear guests, before you sit comfortably at this beautiful and appetizing table, I ask each of you to approach the bunch of balls of the color that you like the most. (Guests approach the balls).

Great, now I understand why each of you came to this holiday. I will reveal the secret to you. Those who chose red balls came here to have fun! Those who chose green - get drunk! Yellow - eat something delicious! And blue balloons were preferred by those who are full of energy and ready to dance until the morning. Guessed? Not? As they say, the evening will tell, but for now, take your seats at this beautiful table.

Sounds like 1. Pugacheva. Come guests - background

(to download - click on the file)

FIRST Feast.

Presenter: Good evening , today we are with you: presenter (name) and dj (name)- we will be happy to hold a holiday dedicated to flowers, bright colors and the fulfillment of various and colorful wishes of the birthday girl (anniversaries) Irina. Fill up your glasses!

First toast

All-all lovers of green and red,

We raise our glasses to Irina - the most beautiful!

All-all connoisseurs of yellow, as well as the color of blue,

We do not lag behind, we drink rather for Irina, the most beautiful!

For the youngest, charming and attractive birthday girl in the world - for Irina! Dear Irina, today everything is just for you!

Sounds like 2. S. Mikhailov. Everything for you.

small break

Musical acquaintance of guests at the anniversary of "Rainbow of Life"

Presenter: And now I propose to get acquainted a little with the help of musical and dance table greetings. We will have greetings in color, like everyone else on this holiday. Remind me who in the room chose red, raise your hand (if there are few guests, you can ask everyonex names, if there are many guests - selectively get to know one of them). Dear red lovers, when the song about the color red is played, I ask you all to stand up and dance to it, using salutatory hand movements (show which). Now tell me who chose green color(also fullor selective acquaintance). When an excerpt of your song sounds, I also ask you to stand up and dance, but use movements in the dance that imitate hugs, such as "barrels" (show). Let's admire now the lovers of yellow (acquaintance), I ask you to use the American gesture - "everything is ok" in your symbolic welcome dance . And now a group of lovers of blue, outdoor activities and dancing - show yourself (acquaintance), you get the movements from the well-known dance in the movie Pulp Fiction.

All red lovers

Let's say hello around! (shows movement)

Are you here to have fun?

Then light up your face with a smile! - a group of "Reds" get up and dance

An excerpt from the song "Red Currant" sounds -

To whom green is the best in the world?

Open your arms wide! (shows movement)

The hostess has enough alcohol

For everyone to get drunk! - a group of "Greens" gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song "Green Light" sounds -

To whom is yellow - all relatives?

You are, of course, all right! (shows movement)

A generous feast awaits you,

Variety and expanse! - a group of "Yellows" gets up and dances.

An excerpt from the song "Yellow Tulips" sounds -

Who likes blue better?

Let's do this by hand, it's beautiful! (shows movement)

You won't be bored here

We will sing and dance a lot!

Sounds 4. An excerpt from the song "Blue Hoarfrost"

presenter: Amazing! Then for acquaintance!

Sounds like 3. Factory. We are so different - background

Presenter: Yes, we are very different, but still we gathered together for the birthday of everyone's beloved Irina. But we will not talk about age, because such beauties as our birthday girl are getting younger every year and do not obey passport data. So let's talk about the name Irina.

Here is what is written about girls with that name in the encyclopedia. The name is of ancient Greek origin, meaning peace, tranquility.

In childhood, Irina is independent and decisive. Have good ability and study does not require much effort from them. They are able to realistically approach the assessment of the reality around them. Responsible approach to the performance of any work.

Sociable, quickly establish contact with strangers. Irina are amorous natures, but they do not lose their heads in hobbies, they always strive to maintain independence.

Professional activity in their life always plays a significant role.

Irina knows how to cook well, is fond of fashionable parenting systems, sports and never lose heart.

Whether this characteristic corresponds to our Irina or not, her parents know best: (names) Let's give them a round of applause. Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect and love for Irina, would like to give her a special gift, but the most important of them was given to her by her parents - they gave her life!

Toast to parents

We would give Irina a miracle,
Magic beautiful moment
Only a miracle has been done before,
The people who gave her life, birth!

Please raise your glasses and drink for Irina's parents!

Sounds like 4. Povaliy . Mom-mom.

Presenter: The word is given to the mother of the hero of the day (name)-

Mom's toast...

Presenter: And now a word to a person who knows Irina from professional qualities- boss (name)

Word and toast of the chief..

Sounds 5. Allegrova. Birthday.

Presenter: This concludes the solemn part of our holiday, and we, with pleasure, proceed to the entertainment!

I must say right away that there will be no invited artists, as far as I know, a lively and talented people have gathered here. Today we ourselves will be artists, and we will also work a little as magicians and try to add joyful colors to the bright life of our birthday girl and our own. (In the hands of the leading flower)

This is a Flower-Semitsvetik, each of its petals is one of Irina's innermost desires, which we will fulfill with pleasure, right?

So, Irina Vladimirovna, tear off the first petal, I suggest white, because this is the color of the beginning and everything pure and innocent.

Irina tears off a petal - a Magic sound sounds + “Look into childhood”.

The words in the passage are:

And now they are calling, and now they are calling

Patronymic,

And look into childhood, and look into childhood

Want very much…"

Sounds 6. Song. Together it's fun to walk through the expanses -

(Babys come out - two of the guests put on bonnets and skirts in advance, take leaflets with words and bows from the host, which are attached to different places along the way)

To embellished congratulations. Babies with gifts.

First: We are kindergarten kids

We are glad to congratulate aunt

We didn't just come

They brought gifts to Aunt Ira,

Second: This bow is a must

Let's put it on her head

So that, like us, she too,

Be prettier and younger! (a bow on the head, a headband with a bow is better)

Aunt Ira is beautiful,

All the uncles love it!

First: Well, what little hands,

Not simple - gold.

They are not more tender in the world,

Adults and children know!

Let's tie bows on the handles,

To make the handles cooler! (bows on hands - on rubber bands)

Second: And these bows on the legs,

So that on city paths

They were running fast, fast

And they struck sparks with their soles.

And to shade their beauty,

A bow must be attached to them ( bows on the legs - on rubber bands)

First: And this bow is not going anywhere,

We attach it to the chest!

There will be awards and medals on it,

We wish you to give it soon

So, chic, but not somehow,

Let the bow decorate Irina's chest! (bow on the chest on a pin)

Second: And we will tie this bow to the place,

What is closer to a chair or an armchair.

There, too, tie a bow,

To lure uncles to them,

To turn back and forth

And they will say: “Wow!” (bow on the ass - on a pin)

First: And we will not attach this bow

Aunt Ira herself knows when to get it

After all, this bow is sexy,

We want it to be up to date more often.

Wherever Aunt Ira is at home, and not at home,

He will wear it on the day of the sexual upsurge! (give a bow or attach according to the situation)

Second: Well, how do you like Aunt Ira? Like?

U.S. too! She is our beauty!

nice decoration,

For such a birthday!

And now the photographer take a photo for us,

Aunt Ira pour us 100 grams! (photo taken with kids)

Toast

For the fulfillment of our deepest desires!

Sounds like 7. Lyubasha. Happy birthday.

Presenter: Do the guests know Irina well? Please answer me a few questions in unison, and by how unanimously you will answer, I will judge the degree of intoxication of the audience.

Table chant. In honor of the hero of the day

Presenter: As always, irresistible

On this glorious day... Who?

All: Irina!

Presenter: We are excited about the reason:

Our meeting in honor of ... Whom?

All: Irina!

Presenter: Commit from now on

Smile we ... To whom?

All:Irina!

Presenter: Stop pulling rubber

Pour for...Who?

All: For Irina!

Presenter: Like an elite painting

We all admire ... Whom?

All: Irina!

Presenter: And today the songs are all

We will sing about ... Who?

All: About Irina!

Presenter: Well done! At the same time, they remembered the cases! A word for congratulations - friends ... ..

Toast from friends

Sounds 8. Indian summer Festive.

small break

Presenter: We continue to work as wizards - the next petal we have is golden. This color suits Irina very well, because it personifies everything luxurious and bright.

Irina tears off a petal - a Magic sound sounds + “An hour of goodbye is destined for me”

The words in the passage are:

"The hour of goodbye is destined for me
In my starry country
There's a handsome boy waiting for me
On a golden horse...

(The Sultan leaves on a “golden” horse, his wives run after him with a “golden” gift box, in which a money carpet - to change the guests' clothes in advance and explain the essence of the room)

A costumed congratulation of the Sultan and a donation of a money carpet.

Presenter: Sultan Suleiman Ibn-Khotabych arrived in our country to replenish his harem.

(The Sultan leaves, the wives help him get off the horse and take the horse away. The Sultan goes to Irina)

Sultan: Oh, most worthy! (referring to Irina)

You are as beautiful as a newly blossomed lotus flower. (approaches Irina).

Your hair - shine like a river in moonlight silver (touches)

Eyes - shine like stars in a night harem (raises hands to the sky).

Your lips are the sweetest of the roses that bloom in paradise (shakes his head).

Gentle hands are like two streams flowing down the mountain and embracing everything in their path.

Sounds 9. Alteration of "If I were a Sultan" - Sultan invites Irina to dance

Sultan: (after dance) This is exactly what I was missing in my harem, what do my older wives say?

Wives: Yes, sir, that's exactly it.

Sultan: No matter how bright the sun shines, it cannot block the light coming from you. Oh Brightest!

Wives: The brightest! The brightest! The brightest!

Sultan: No matter how beautiful a flower blooming in the desert, it is not more beautiful than you. Oh Beautiful!

Wives: The most beautiful! The most beautiful! The most beautiful!

Sultan: As desirable as a sip of water in the desert is, it is not more desirable than you. Oh, Desirable!

Wives: Most desirable! Most desirable! Most desirable!

Sultan: Become an adornment of my harem, at least for one minute - Oh, the most magnificent!!!

Wives: Magnificent!!! Magnificent!!! Magnificent!!!

Sultan: My wives wove this carpet especially for you for three days and three nights. (the wives take out the carpet from the money - do it in advance)

Wives: Weaved, weaved, and all the guests helped (give carpet)

An incendiary oriental melody sounds - the harem dances, everyone joins - the transition to the dance break.

(Another version of an oriental-style costume scene, see)

Sounds like 10. A . Rebecca . Oriental tales - in Turkish.

dance break

SECOND Feast.

Presenter: And we continue to work wonders.

Irina, tear off the purple petal, which symbolizes aristocracy and romance, which also suits you very well.

Irina tears off the petal - Sounds Magic sound + "And the artist in the portrait"

The words in the passage are:

"It was a wonderful ball
And the artist on the cuff
Painted my portrait

presenter: A portrait is a portrait, each of us is an artist at heart. (A frame with a place for a future portrait and felt-tip pens are passed from guest to guest)

Table entertainment.

Presenter: (it is important for the presenter to unobtrusively manage the process so as not to lose dynamics and at the same time not to lose the expressiveness of the presentation of the poetic number) I ask you to draw in turn, what I will read about. But imagine the composition well - let's start with the face. And the portrait will be full-length, so that everyone complements the work of a neighbor, remembering that each of the guests must contribute to this masterpiece. Started!

(entertainment in progress)

Presenter: As they say: find 10 differences, whoever finds more with that toast!

Sounds like 11. Basque. Your birthday.

small break in

Presenter: Our Tsvetik-Semitsvetik loses one petal after another, and there are only seven colors in it - the rainbow of life of our birthday girl is woven more brightly, it has a lot of bright and not so bright colors, but in any situation Irina is full of optimism, apparently, that’s why our holiday goes like this easy and fun.

No wonder the ancients said that you can only give to the rich, and help only the strong, and ... only cheer the merry - we would add. And the queue for one of the most cheerful colors in the world - orange, symbolizes change, energy and health. Irina, take it off.

Original congratulations. What could be more precious than friendship.

Irina tears off a petal - Sounds Magic sound + "I'll get into a convertible"

The words in the passage are:

"And I'll sit in a convertible
And I'll go somewhere .. "

Presenter: The cabriolet, perhaps, will be served later, but for now I suggest everyone go out and go on a trip “in a big balloon” with Irina!

(Relatives take out an office chair - a gift for the birthday girl, to which a large bunch of gel balloons of all colors of the rainbow is tied. Irina is invited to sit in it, and they roll around the hall to the applause of the guests. Such a congratulation can be organized without giving a chair as a gift, simply by renting it for 5 minutes in a restaurant or cafe)

Sounds 12. Christmas tree. In a big balloon

To make this moment more meaningful and touching, you can continue it with such a ritual.

13. Quiet background sounds Cool. When I close my eyes

Presenter:(speaking over music) Irina, today you flew on balloons of rainbow colors - this is exactly what life awaits you ahead of you. But these are just balls and they are not very reliable. To see the earth from above and shout "Life is beautiful!" There are other reliable ways - your friends. I'll ask my friends to come here. Show your friend the land...from a bird's eye view (several friends lift Irina in their arms and circle around the hall) and let this flight be remarkable, first of all, by the fact that it is guaranteed to be reliable. You are supported, and will be supported all your life by friends and relatives: enjoy from above their true friendship! Now get down on the ground (friends lower the birthday girl) and hug them for being there, for lending a shoulder in difficult times, and always sincerely rejoice at your successes. Never forget this flight and your friends!

14. Pugacheva sounds. One hundred friends.

dance break

THIRD Feast.

Presenter: We danced well - it's time to fulfill another birthday girl's dream and this is a red petal - the color of love, joy and fun.

Irina tears off a red petal - Magic sound sounds + “Everything will come true”

The words in the passage are:

“Birds sing salute to me in spring….

It's time to fall in love and fall into the trap again .. "

Presenter: It's never too late to fall in love, and spring is the best time of the year for this, and why shouldn't we really make a salute to Spring and our beautiful birthday girl, are we wizards or not? And for this we do not need fireworks bought in stores - we will do everything ourselves.

Joking congratulations.

(entertainment in progress)

Sounds like 15. no - tone . Down . - beat

Musical congratulations. A man with a hat.

Presenter: Irina, it's time to tear off another petal, it is yellow - the color of joy and optimism.

Irina tears off the petal - Magic sound sounds + “I will listen”

The words in the passage are:

“Under the balcony, let them serenades,
Waiting for attention and affection.
I'm pure and fresh like a rose in heaven
I will listen to their sweet tales.

presenter: Irina, serenades, so serenades, easily and without preparation. I ask five men to come out who love the birthday girl the most (they come out, everyone is given a serial number for the speech and different hats: glamorous hat (a la A. Rybak) + violin - No. 1; panama for children - No. 2; construction helmet - No. 3; classic hat - No. 4; cap "airfield" - No. 5).

Now a phonogram will sound for everyone, your task is to congratulate Irina in turn, beating the song and your hat .

Dance entertainment. Rainbow Dancing.

Presenter: I don’t know if it will be possible to dance until the morning, but before the restaurant closes, it’s quite possible. Everyone - everyone, the birthday girl and those who love her and wish her a lot of happiness, please come out on the dance floor. (hands out balls of seven colors of the rainbow to all guests). Now I suggest once again to everyone to remember that our life is full of bright colors and events, you just need to see them in time. Now cuts from songs will sound, about all the colors of the rainbow, as soon as you hear a song about the color of the balloon that you have in your hands - we go to the center, the rest support, then we give our balloons to Irina and give way to the next dancers, understand? Then let's go.

Sounds like Rainbow Dancing.

(cuts from songs about different colors are glued together and sound nonstop)

The further program continues in free style.

Dancing.

To scenario "Rainbow of Life"

If you are arranging a holiday on the occasion of the anniversary, then you need to properly prepare for it. Be sure to come up with funny pranks and games for guests. Even better, if you have a couple of scenes that will make you laugh so that the guests fall off their chairs. For example, a scene: hu and li is a great option for an anniversary. Hu and li are the names of foreign guests who came from far away to congratulate the hero of the occasion on the anniversary. Only one name will cause delight and laughter among guests. And what will happen next, you will find out for yourself.

Everyone knows how great it is to get together with a group of friends and sit in the evening. And to make it even better and more interesting for you, there are new impromptu fairy tales for a drunken group of friends on different holidays. For example, for an anniversary or New Year, birthday or just for friendly gatherings. See our ideas, take something for yourself and have fun.

How nice to sit with friends, drink beer and discuss the latest news. But sooner or later, simple gatherings get boring and you need more. You want to have fun and laugh to make the evening even better and brighter. What do you want to play? Maybe in new fairy tales-alterations for a drunken company? It is very easy to play roles in such fairy tales. You only need to distribute the roles, and then everything will go by itself. Look at our ideas and try to bring them to life.

Whatever holiday you are celebrating, you always need to arrange games and contests, hold fun game blocks, and even make fairy tales and performances! But in order to show a fairy tale or a performance, one has to rehearse, but there is no time for this. How to be? Here comes to the aid of an instant performance impromptu for cheerful company which do not require preparation and rehearsals. You only need to choose the guests to participate in the performances. Give them a role and words, and that's all - you can show the scene for the judgment of the audience, who will definitely appreciate it.

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they must all have one common feature- be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes, in which, for the sake of credibility, the participants-actors dress up. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they broke the rules. traffic and were stopped by the inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, you can’t help but congratulate good man! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that normal operation vehicle affection, love and regular lubrication are needed.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I don't look like a lucky lottery winner, but together with my little sister, we - best gift, which is useful to you in any situation, takes you on vacation and brings many pleasant minutes! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

Men are our support, protection and love! When preparing for the birthday of a loved one, it is important to secretly come up with such entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday man and the guests.

For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a drop of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only to diversify the planned program of the holiday, but also to present memorable gifts to the birthday man in an original way, with humor and fiction.

At the table

Scene No. 1 "Harmful cleaner"

In the midst of the holiday, a “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and a mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.

Some of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!

Cleaning woman: And what do I care? I do my job and don't bother anyone.

(A skirmish begins between the guest and the cleaner. It is advisable that this guest sit next to the birthday man).

Guest: Don't you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.

Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?

(They show the birthday boy to the cleaner).

Cleaning woman: So it's because of you that they don't let me work? So it's because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations!

(He takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. A violent reaction from the guests, laughter, applause).

Scene number 2 "Congratulations from friends"

In the hands of each of two balls: orange, red, blue and green. They sing a song-alteration to the motive "The blue ball is spinning, spinning."

Together:

The years fly by like birds.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.

1 friend

Red we will give a dare ball,
As a sign of respect, accept quickly
Lots of heat, lots of sunshine
Your life will become even more fun!

2 friend

To be happy all year round
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let relatives, friends be near,
You are the best, I say not melting.

1 friend

We want to give peace of mind
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He saves from sadness
And only goodness will find its way to your house!

2 friend

Orange ball - it's like a dream
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.

Together

There were other balls
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.

There was a little yellow ball - he decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, treacherous color.
Yellow ball - trials in fate,
So we won't give it to you.

We found a black ball
But they didn't bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation,
And we only wish you happiness!

(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment, and handed to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).

Scene No. 3 "Compliments"

For this congratulations, you will need a presenter, whatman paper and felt-tip pens.

1. On whatman paper, the leader writes horizontally or vertically (as convenient) the name of the birthday person.

2. The task of the guests for each letter is to come up with an adjective that characterizes the birthday man on the positive side.

3. At the end, the host gives the birthday man a gift for being so perfect. A gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.

Scene No. 4 "Hidden Gifts"

The guests are sitting at the table, the leader is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches the guests with a request to get a gift from the bag.
Each gift should be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who got the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday man with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday man.

1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unfolds the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).

2. Wear it to the joy of your dear wife,
And remember the guests more often,
Exactly the same is on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - shorts with a joke).

3. You never know what life will bring us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from embarrassment.
Probably our best award.
As a gift to you...
(Gift - toilet paper).

4. Did you think, wondered, to give this as a gift?
Decided that you are independent,
And he is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).

Scene No. 5 "Wishes from a psychic"

psychic (enters the room, waving his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me feel your aura! (He runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously.) I see… I see that you have a good aura! Positive moments attract! So, I say what awaits you: 364 days of well-being and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I can’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, but the mink coat flickers all the time ... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then it’s vague again - everything is banal: happiness, health, love, luck ... But what will be, will be - I can’t lie!
(He presses his hand theatrically to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies down for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday man tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself has just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you, and she ordered me to hand over the gifts! (Gives a gift).

Scene No. 6 "Doctor's visit"

For the scene, you can prepare a doctor's costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, a flashlight.

Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday man): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
"Dengoni never lack"? (Looks inquiringly at the birthday man, but does not give an answer, he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with heart to what ?! I hear, I hear: "Love the Euphoria"!
Let's keep checking! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ah, everything is serious here ... you have a rare disease on your hands - "work in the throat once upon a time"!
(Hammer taps on knees): And in your legs you have "all-probezhkinoz"! Well, let's look at the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in the eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget-dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you accept what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdosing (gives an envelope with money)! This remedy will help to maintain love euphoria (Gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to get rid of gadget addiction radically! Prescribe you the best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivating quotes)! Well everyone, be healthy! (Bows, leaves).

Movable

Scene No. 7 "Congratulations to the king!"

Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: King's throne, courtier costumes (or at least attributes).

Court 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your state, and from all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!

(Importantly unfolds the scroll. Frightened looks around, calls another courtier).

Court 1(whispering): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?

(COURIST 2 shrugs, then raises his finger up. Throws away the scroll.)

Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - and you show! How does the king (Name) get angry? (Guests show). How does the king dance on a cheerful disc player, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine, and break into his payroll without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday man).

Court 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are overseas gifts arrived! Accept, king (Name), congratulations!

Court 1: Count De (guest's last name) from a mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it - and any product is yours! (give a certificate).

Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country brings you a charming aroma! With him, you can do everything! Neutralize enemies, gain allies! (They give perfume.)

Court 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a goldfish, so that all wishes come true! Prince (name) from (…) gives you the opportunity to do it! (They give fishing accessories).

Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worth it! A magical potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).

Court 1: And I am making a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Take this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).

Scene No. 8 "Three brooms"

Three women are needed for congratulations. Each in the hands of a broom. In total, three brooms are needed: oak, birch, eucalyptus.

First woman

To be a healthy man
We give an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll steam you with a broom.
(A woman with an oak broom lightly pats the birthday man).

Second woman

Do not fuss and do not suffer
Better get it with a birch broom.
Let's go over the shoulders, over the head,
To be healthy you are like a bull on a cow.

Third woman

Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, we dare to steam it.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's go with a broom just below the waist.

Scene No. 9 "Congratulations from oriental beauties"

Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles by the number of gifts). Girls enter the house and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.

Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, come to congratulate you all!

Girl 2: You are a lover of a bright life, accept gifts soon!

Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we give you a fish! (You can arrange a "bouquet" of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).

Girl 1: So that your wife does not have a soul in you, you have a set of tea on you!

Girl 2: Well, for tea, of course, we prepared sweets! With cognac!

Girl 3: No candy (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).

Girl 1: For you, a lover of swimming in a warm river in the morning, we will give, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then just replace with the words "that's it!")

Scene No. 10 "Little Life Story"

Characters: Host, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: a chair, a sheet, a bonnet, a diaper, a bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, the inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, a school bag, audio recordings: “My only one”, “Ah, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, you can put on a diaper, put on a cap, sit on a chair.

Leading: Sit comfortably, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very small, he was given a bottle of milk ... (Suitable, gives a bottle, an alcoholic cocktail is poured in it. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday man in advance, and, of course, it is desirable that the liquid be white color). He drank and fell asleep and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests in animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other has “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the presenter helps the birthday man to remove all the attributes, gives a briefcase), and began to go to school, where he met his first love. (A girl with a briefcase runs in, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)

Young woman: Che hatched? I'm a fool! (Runs away).

Leading: Our hero was growing up, he did not forget about his first love, and he promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still got married, but to another!
(The song “Oh, this wedding sang and danced” plays).

Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(A guest runs out, the inscription “Prestigious work” on the back, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, in the end, of course, he catches).

All characters speak in unison or take turns: Life runs by, but don't rush! Feel free to write your own story! On the path to happiness, go steadfastly, because there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge how you could, prepared yourself, people are yours!
(Followed by the presentation of gifts).