Characters

A Soldier walks along the road, stops.

Soldier. Oh, and I'm walking for a long time! Tired. You should have a rest. When a soldier is alone, he is his own commander. Now I’m commanding myself: “Halt!” And I'll sit on a stump, eat a pie.

The soldier sits down, there is a pie.

Soldier. Well, it looks like I'm resting. Gained strength. Now you can hit the road again... But I feel something is missing. What?

The soldier looks around.

Magpie jumps on a tree branch.

Magpie. Hello, soldier, my clear falcon, gild your paw, I'll tell you the whole truth, what you lack. Give me a dime.

The soldier is looking in his pockets. He finds a ten-ruble coin and gives it to Soroka!

Magpie. Oh, you give a lot, falcon!

Soldier. Yes, small money is hard for a soldier to carry. Yes, and I read somewhere that magpies like to collect shiny objects. So this is for your collection.

Magpie. Thank you for this. Now I'll tell you what you lack - mood!

Soldier. Where can I take it on the road?

Magpie. You see, flowers are growing, take any, that's the mood and rise.

Soldier(looks). There is a rose, carnation and chamomile, which one to take?

Magpie. Take a rose, it is the most beautiful. With her at least to the ball!

Soldier. Rose is very majestic!

Magpie. Take a clove. She is strict, you can put her in the buttonhole of a jacket.

Soldier. Don't tell me about the jacket, they will lower your mood completely to zero! Magpie. Take a camomile, it is like a little sun.

Soldier(looks). Yes, your truth, magpie, chamomile is so charming, ours, field. Take a camomile, and the mood will again take its fighting position. On a camomile and you can tell fortunes for good luck! After all, what is the most important thing for a soldier? Luck!

cool scene for February 23 with Queens, Princesses and Princes
Participating:
Queen (teacher), Princesses, Princes (all students in grade 6). Before the start, emblems are given to the Prince Boys; some emblems are red, others are blue, in order to divide all the boys into 2 teams for the competition.

Host: In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, there were 13 little princesses. They were both serious and strict, kind and cheerful, obedient and mischievous, different. In the same kingdom-state lived 15 brave little princes. They studied with the princesses in the same class, sat together at their desks, rejoiced and had fun together.
That's what happened one day.

(princesses enter the hall)

First Princess: It has become quite boring in our kingdom-state. There is nothing interesting.

Second Princess: What to come up with such and such?

Third Princess: Perhaps we should declare war?

Fourth Princess: No, war is not in fashion on this day.

Fifth Princess: How do we know if our princes are brave or not?

First Princess: Maybe we should announce a jousting tournament?

Second Princess: Good luck! We will invite all the boys from our class to the tournament.

Third Princess: Let's have a competition.

Fourth princess: We will determine the winner.

Fifth Princess: Let's knight everyone.

First Princess (Unfolds and reads a scroll): Attention! Attention! We invite everyone to the knightly tournament!

Second princess: Only now and only with us!

Third Princess: All princes with a red emblem stand to the left.

Fourth princess: All princes with a blue emblem stand to the right.

(The boys are divided into 2 teams, one team has blue emblems, the other has red ones. The boys perform tasks. 1-2 people from the team or the whole team participate in competitions. Princesses conduct competitions.)

Competition 1."Who's Faster"
2 people on command begin to wind the rope around the stick. Whoever gets to the middle as soon as possible wins.

Competition 2."Go down the ladder"
There is a rope (or line) on the floor, you need to go blindfolded and not stumble.

Competition 3.“Who will assemble the mosaic more quickly”
The children are given a mosaic. The guys collect the mosaic for a while. Whoever is there faster wins.

Competition 4."Deep eye"
Throw a bag of sand and get on a chair.

Competition 5."Who will dress faster"
Jackets (jackets), turned inside out, hang on the chairs. Whoever turns his jacket inside out faster, puts it on, sits on a chair and says: “The fireman is ready”, he won.

Competition 6. "Smart Hunters"
There are toys on the floor - domestic and forest animals. Any participant knocks down the "beast" and puts it in his circle-hoop. A point for the team is counted if the "forest animal" is shot down.

Competition 7."Collecting Peas"
There are balls (or cases from kinder gifts) on the floor. Each participant in turn receives a spatula, a bucket, an apron, a scarf. On a signal, he puts on an apron, a scarf, takes a spatula in his right hand, and a bucket in his left. It is necessary to drive the ball onto the shoulder blade without the help of the left hand, put the ball into the bucket, and then pass everything to the next player. The team with the most balloons wins.

Princesses: So, the tournament is over. Time to take stock.

Princesses (in order):
Time is moving forward,
It blows over fields and forests.
Here comes our turn
Prove what we stand for ourselves.

And they march into formidable battles,
Straight into battle from the school doorstep
My dear peers,
Knights without fear and reproach.

How much heart and soul is needed,
How much strength and courage is needed,
To walk in the unknown wilderness
Through the forest, swamps and ravines!

Light new fires
Far from habitual habitation,
And they don't know what they are
Knights without fear and reproach.

You would have disappeared many times already,
If not for the fierce faith,
If not for their hearts sunk,
Their impulse and the strength of their example.

Everything was clearer at dawn,
And the hard road is easy
Because they are alive on this day on earth
Knights without fear and reproach.

The princesses call the princes in turn and knight them. The decree is read out: “I, the Great and Almighty Queen of the Knightly Order, with my power, consecrate you to the Knightly Order of Courage, Friendship, Honor.”
The knight kneels, the queen touches his shoulder with a sword. The princesses present him with a diploma.

Princesses:
Dear peer boys,
Knights without fear and reproach,
Do you like computers and books?
Sometimes you run away from class.

The sea beckons you with a magical dream.
You are always persistent, stubborn
And are you ready to sacrifice yourself
For the sake of a girl - a beautiful beloved lady.

And your swords are always in place,
Just right for you knightly armor.
With you your loyalty and courage
And your victories and successes.

We wish you adventures not from a book,
So that you are always together on the way,
Dear peer boys,
Knights of courage, friendship, honor!

Wife (husband):

Expensive!
Roll your mustache up
I give you panties! (gift family shorts)
Well, and to them - leotards in the load, (give homemade leotards)
Yes, for a snack
I will give you brandy
So that you can celebrate the holiday! (give a bottle of cognac)

(oldest son):

It's a pity Zhenya doesn't have a mustache,
But remember: no panties
Life, believe me, is much worse
So my gift is needed! (give panties)

Waist purse
Let it be as a spare!
When you gather to the south -
You will save money in it! (give a waist belt-purse)

(youngest son):

Look, Sergei at his brother:
Most of all, he is happy with cowards!
So there's nowhere to go
Get it like a little brother
You are a little narrower panties
But believe me - they are not worse! (give panties)

Take a T-shirt in addition,
They gave it to me for sale! (give a shirt)

(says a toast):

My lovely men
You are my protectors!
And today there is no reason
I hide my feelings!

Cool universal scene for the holiday (February 23, March 8, wedding)

ACT I

Three maidens by the window
We talked about one thing:
How to pick up a groom
To live better.

(1 girl)
I wanted girls
Live life like all queens.
Husband to dress better
Every day to entertain
He fulfilled all the whims,
And be sad, so as not to give.

(2 girls)
Groom to find such
In the full sense of gold,
To have a huge cottage,
Merc is cool, not modest at all,
I would take me around the world
He carried it in his arms.

(3 girls)
It's not a sin to fly in the clouds
But will success come to you?
Where do you find these
Modest, smart, golden?
Life is not a fairy tale, girls!
It's worth relying on!

Guys all - du-ra ki !!!
Arguing with you is out of hand!

Groom, of course!
We must try together.
The goal is set - go ahead!
Luck awaits us together!

ACT II

I was only able to agree
Someone started calling them all.
“Hey, Marina, Tanya, Ksyusha!
I am your friend, Andryusha!
Are you bored sitting there?
Isn't it time to warm up your feet?
Me and my dudes
Please take a walk with us
For deeds, for words
Roll a ball in a bowling alley.

“Oh, you are our dear, Andryusha!
What a pleasure to listen to you!
Everyone is ready to play
We'll be there at five sharp!"

“Everything is covered, girls! (Andrei)
All of you guys will be waiting!
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(1 girl)
“Here is luck basement!
To make us all rich!"

(2 girls)
You have to work hard
dress up well

(3 girls)
And lift eyelashes
To not take your eyes off.

Here are all three girls,
What beautiful queens...
And the lionesses are ready to fight!
The main thing is not to be lazy
And pick up all the guys
So that it is impossible to fall out of love!

ACT III

It's time to have fun
Love and make friends.
We played bowling
And then they danced
Everyone walked late
And agreed in character
And in the morning they parted.

How long did the friendship last?
Maybe a month, maybe a year...
Relations were strengthened
The wedding is on...

So the weddings were celebrated,
Long remembered all the people.
Where are our three girls?
What's in store for them all now?

Our first girl
She became a glorious queen.
From Cardin - stylish, you see!
And all my friends are envious.
Every day is just fun
And sweets and cookies
Revamped their life
Reality forgotten...
She quickly got tired of everything,
To her husband suddenly all cooled off
Dreaming about something else
Wants a new husband...

At our second girl
Youth, pigeons
Everything is there, whatever your heart desires
And the cottage is cool, huge!
Only happiness is so far away
She's terribly lonely...
In the tower sits alone,
Even my husband doesn't need it.
Flies around the world, floats
And she doesn't take it.

Our third girl
Don't get bored, have fun...
The house is filled with noise, laughter
He doesn't bother her at all...
She has a son and a daughter.
There is no quiet night.
Beloved husband at hand
Only money is not a river ...
There is never enough money
She scolds her husband.

Life lived - do not regret!
Everything is not OK!
Hot pepper - sweet honey ...
Who will not understand this?
In laughter always add to tears,
A whirlpool in a storm, dreams in the sun ...
So that it was not boring to live,
Nothing to forget!
And to amuse yourself!

Subject:

The theme is definitely military. It is better to decorate the place where this day will be celebrated with khaki posters, stars, pistols, so that it would be possible to understand without any doubt that this is a men's holiday.

Presenter:

Today the main at the evening are men,

It's not without a reason,

And that means it's time for a holiday

And to confirm these points,

I ask you from all - applause!

(everyone applauds)

Presenter:

Well, let's move on right now.

Let's make a toast with you:

For men, for our brave ones,

Very strong and skillful!

Presenter:

Who knows how to shoot

Please show everyone!

Competition.

The competition is called: "Accurate singer." Everyone is welcome to participate. For this competition, you will need inflatable balloons of the smallest size (a small note is placed in them in advance, with the text of a ditty), a pistol with plastic bullets. Balls are attached at a distance of 6 meters from the participants. Everyone fires one shot and takes a note. The presenter turns on ditty music and the men begin to sing in turn:

Chastushki.

We are the defenders of Russia

We will protect you from everything

There will be rats or snakes

We will quickly subdue them!

In honor of men today is a holiday -

This is what we like

Just have a drink first!

Women are a fearful people

They are not called into the army,

Only these phrases are false,

Whoever you want will be smashed!

I came home today

I have a change

My wife answers me:

I managed without you

So holiday for me!

Congratulations on the holiday,

Defender's Day with us

The mood is amusing

Don't let me dance!

(applause, participants take their seats)

Presenter:

Oh, well, you and the musicians,

Clearly there is talent

Then come on, we are for you,

Let's drink in this idle hour!

(musical break, meal)

Presenter:

Everyone's task is simple

We protect everyone and everything!

But to protect us all,

You need to be in good shape!

Competition.

The competition is called: "Push-ups". Everyone is welcome to participate. Participants take turns lying down, and at the command of the leader, they begin to do push-ups. All this is done for a time - 30 seconds. Whoever does the most push-ups is the winner. Prize: a can of stew and a folding camping spoon.

Presenter:

Well now take a break

Have a snack, sip wine,

I am so far new competition I will make

And I will surprise you all!

(musical break, meal)

Presenter:

Now I'll tell you riddles

Whoever answers, I give a gift.

Competition.

The competition is called: "Military Riddles". The presenter guesses riddles, who guesses, receives a gift. Suitable for gifts: flashlights, bandanas, thermal mugs, t-shirts and khaki t-shirts.

Riddles:

This part of the army, the earth will be taken care of,

And all because her name is ...?

(answer: infantry)

With them you will go miles of the way,

They are only helping, yours...?

(answer: boots)

Shoots as accurately as a karateka hits,

And the name of this soldier will be ... 7

(answer: tanker)

She is always with her, hanging by the machine,

There is also a toy, but still ...?

(answer: grenade)

Everyone says she's stupid

And it will only be...?

(answer: bullet)

Presenter:

All riddles solved

I was surprised, my mood was lifted!

Now I propose to dance

I ask gentlemen, I will invite you!

(slow music sounds, guests dance in pairs)

Presenter (toast):

Now let's drink to the ladies

Because they are always faithful to you,

Of course, without women, it's simply impossible,

They are your feeling, love and family!

For lovely ladies!

Presenter:

Dear men, today you showed yourself in all its glory, even a little tired.

Now you sit on the spot and look at the congratulation scene from women.

Congratulations in Russian-Italian.

Characters: Italian and translator.

Foreigner: Rusis soldiers are the most pumped up, brave and awesome.

Translator: Russian men are the best.

Foreigner: And segente we congratulations, pente songs and drink wine.

Translator: Today is a celebration in your honor.

Foreigner: Then please be healthy, the tablet is not the same.

Translator: We wish you good health.

Foreigner: To your zhente lyublente, satisfier, crazy about you.

Translator: Let your wives appreciate you.

Foreigner: All Rociento knows that you are not some kind of kideente.

Translator: All of Russia is confident in you.

Foreigner: Congratulations, nabukhanto, not blevante.

Translator: Once again, congratulations, celebrate this holiday with dignity!

Presenter:

Well women thank you

I'll give you an applause!

Well, now, back to the table,

To salads, and to wine!

(meal)

Presenter:

Now let's go to the street

And stand under the fireworks rain!

(everyone goes outside and watches the fireworks, then they return to the room and the holiday continues, only without a host)

For several decades now, on February 23, we have been widely and nationwide celebrating the Defender of the Fatherland Day, we are celebrating it with worthy solemnity and special warmth.

February 23 is the day of the military glory of Russia, which Russian troops gained on the battlefields. Initially, this day has a great meaning - to love, honor and protect your Motherland, and, if necessary, to be able to adequately defend it. Warriors had to defend their native Russian land very often, but the Russian soldier always fulfilled his duty with honor.

1st girl:

Still snow in winter sparkles,

The creak of the sleigh is still sharp,

But every morning the song of the tit

It becomes softer and longer.

2nd girl:

So February is almost over.

More and more often we hear cheerful drops.

And the river ice is not so strong now,

And we are not afraid of a snow blizzard.

Today is not just a February day. Today is a special day. And we congratulate our men: fathers, sons, brothers, classmates.

The winds blow in February, they howl loudly in the pipes,

A light snow rushes along the ground like a snake.

Rising, flights of planes rush into the distance,

It celebrates the army's February birth.

At night, a blizzard raged and a blizzard of chalk.

And with the dawn, we quietly brought dad's holiday.

And today over the wide white tablecloth of the fields

From above you can see the planes of our military units.

Dad's holiday - the main holiday

All boys and men.

And congratulate dads beloved

We are in such a hurry today!

6th girl: Our dear men! We congratulate you on the upcoming holiday! We wish you success in your business, happiness, kindness, a clear, peaceful sky above your head. Boys grow up strong, brave, courageous, kind and noble; remember the noble title of men!

Competition program(for boys).

A good soldier is distinguished not only by dexterity and strength, but also by intelligence and ingenuity. This is what we will check now. Let's see how you can solve riddles.

1. There are no clouds on the horizon,

And an umbrella opened in the sky.

A few minutes later, it descended .... (Parachute)

2. Takes off without acceleration, resembles a dragonfly-

Takes flight

Our Russian .... (Helicopter)

3. He hums and draws with chalk, he draws in white and white

On blue paper, he draws, he sings. What is this? (Airplane).

4. At night, at noon, at dawn

He carries out his service in secret,

(Border guard)

5. Who walks in the parade,

Ribbons are twisted behind the back,

Ribbons twist, and in the detachment

There are no girls.

(Sailors)

6. I will grow up, and after my brother

I'll be a soldier too

I will help him

Guard your…

(country)

7. Brother said: “Don't hurry!

You're better off in school!

Will you be an excellent student -

You will become ...

(Border guard)

8. You can become a sailor,

To protect the border

And serve not on earth,

And in the military...

(Ship)

Future man (read by boys).

My toys so far:

Tanks, pistols, guns,

tin soldiers,

Armored train, machine guns.

And when the time comes

To serve in peace,

I'm with the guys in the game

I work out in the yard.

We play there in "Zarnitsa"

Drawn a line for me

I'm on post! I'm guarding!

Once trusted - I can!

And parents in the window

They look after me with concern.

Don't worry about your son

I'm the future man!

A jack of all trades.

2 people participate. It is necessary to sew on a button as soon as possible. The winner is the one who quickly and efficiently completed the task.

FIGHTING COCKS.

A circle with a diameter of 1 m is drawn on the floor. Two participants are tied behind their hands. Jumping on one foot, the player must push the opponent out of the circle or unbalance him so that he stands on both legs.

COLLECT A PROVERB.

(In the envelopes - a proverb cut into words. Who will fold it faster.)

1. Hero - for the Motherland mountain.

2. To live - to serve the Motherland.

3. Where there is courage, there is victory.

4. If the Army is strong, the country is also invincible.

DRILL.

1. Push up. (Who is bigger.)

3. Run commands: left, right, around. (Who never makes a mistake.)

Every boy can become a soldier

Fly through the sky, sail through the sea,

Guard the border with a machine gun,

To protect your Fatherland.

But first on the football field

He will protect the gate.

And for a friend in the yard and school

He will accept an unequal, difficult battle.

Do not let other people's dogs to the kitten -

Harder than playing war.

If you didn't protect your little sister,

How will you protect your country?

Defender of the Fatherland Day

Congratulations dad

Happy men's holiday:

In my youth, I know

Served in the army.

So also a warrior

At least not a commander.

Worthy of a holiday

Protected the whole world!

For me, you are the main one.

Don't let me fall

I am the glorious homeland

Small part.

February, February, winter and sun!

And the first birds called!

Today I looked out the window:

He froze, pressed his face against the glass.

My friends - yesterday boys -

Today they grew up and suddenly

All as one, abandoning books,

They took hands, stood in a circle

And promised mothers, sisters

Protect the borders of joy

Protect our world - and birds, and the sun,

Save me in the window!

Defenders of the fatherland

Thanks to everyone who gave their lives

For native Russia, for freedom,

Who forgot fear and fought,

Serving the people you love.

Thank you,

Your deed is eternal

As long as my country is alive

You are in our souls

In our hearts, we will never forget the heroes!

Boys, dads and grandfathers are cute,

Happy holiday to your men!

You are kind, smart, strong!

We want to congratulate you!

You always guard our happiness,

Don't let evil come to us.

Serve, you work and you dream -

Everything to keep us light!

COMPETITION "IMPORTANT REPORT"

There is a package hidden in the classroom. It contains a task to be completed. Contestants are looking for a package. The package contains sweets and a note: “You are awarded sweets for winning this contest, you must share this prize for everyone”

The game had been going on for a long time, but the spectators in the stands were still jumping, stomping, hugging and bludgeoning each other. Slightly pale, Klaptooth stared down motionless. No, he's not wrong. The guys were not playing in their usual manner. Either they were tired from the road, or they were not in the mood, but the team's game did not go well. It was still a great game that kept the audience enthralled, but lacked the excitement and drive needed to win. Meanwhile, the Reds played like eleven devils, while the Klapzubians were on the defensive for the entire first half. When the referee's whistle signaled the end of the first half with a score of 1:0 to Australia, the Klapzubers returned to the dressing room depressed. None of them said a word, they sat down on chairs and benches, and only Gonza blew his nose endlessly, trying to hold back the tears welling up in his eyes.
In the next room, an army of massage therapists and trainers pounced on the Australian players to rub and pat their tired muscles. It was quiet in the Klapzub locker room, and the shadow of inevitable defeat hung over the Bukvich team. If only my father would come! But just today, as if on purpose, he, always waiting for them in the locker room, hesitated. Minutes passed, and the father did not show up!
"God, what happened to him?" - said Frantik with eyes wide with fear.
Everyone started. Indeed, there is no other way to explain its absence. The boys were in despair. They jumped up from their seats and rushed to the doors. A long whistle was heard outside - the referee announced the beginning of the second half. But the Klapzubites did not raise an eyebrow. They were interested in one thing: what about the father?
At that moment, old Klaptooth appeared at the door.
- Father! Father!
Everyone happily rushed to him. He stood in front of his sons, slightly flushed, and with difficulty fought them off.
- Well, well, crazy devils, wait!
They stepped back, realizing that he was about to tell them something. And they lowered their eyes. But the father was not angry. On the contrary, his voice sounded soft, even too soft.
- Wait, guys, don't strangle me! Everything has a measure! I watched you play. Very good, really, very good. I've never seen such a clean job...
Tonic raised his eyes suspiciously - he did not like this sweet tone at all. And the father continued:
- In fact, the game is amazing! Running, teamwork, and what blows! You made me very happy! A fat gentleman came to me and said that, they say, in Sydney there is a club of heavyweights from a hundred kilograms and more. They also play football sometimes, so would you agree to play with them next Sunday! But first, let them, they say, rest a bit in order to be worthy opponents. And then a young lady came to me and said that they were introducing the game of handball here. And, they say, mine (no, it would be more pleasant and more convenient for you than to get confused with football. And besides, I heard two old grandmothers arguing about how often during their youth they lost the ball, like today's Europeans ...
- Father!..
It was more of a cry than an exclamation. Everyone sobbed with rage. Old Klaptooth could not stand the caustic tone. He melted and softened.
- The pipe of His English Majesty I had a bite because of you. Damn it, team, what am I going to tell my mother?..
The guys could not stand it any longer and jumped out, where the referee was already whistling angrily, and the stands were yelling, demanding the defeat of the Czechs. Before leaving the corridor, Tonic stopped:
- Guys ... my God! ..
The last "to be or not to be!" Everyone felt the significance of his words. They wiped their eyes with their sleeves and silently shook hands. It was more than an oath.
And they went and started playing.
Their game was amazing and crushing like a hurricane. There were moments when the Australians stopped on the run to see what, in fact, was happening around. White attack? Eight people rushed across the field in a whirlwind, and somewhere between them the ball flew, not visible until it hit the net. Protection? Twelve people are like a white wall. Combinations?

For congratulations, 4 women are needed.

One February evening three girls at the table

Maybe they ate, maybe they drank, well, in short, they talked.

Discussed in order: prices, dreams, hair styling,

Fashion, cats, movies, books and weather in Antarctica,

And men - where without them, all three of them were “dismantled”!

And since the ladies' conversation is still going on

We will not interfere with them, discuss and condemn.

If only I were a queen...

Says the first girl.

For a family without quarrels and troubles

ban the internet...

Who Invented This Network?

Let him hang there!

At the monitor screen

Time flies by soon.

I drag my husband to bed -

Honey, you need to sleep at night!

He shoots me in my dream

Again "tanks" finishes,

How alive to wait for the morning?

This is the Kamasutra!

If only I were a queen...

Girl friend says...

I so that there would be no trouble

Football would be banned!

At home - only about football:

Who today will "go out" into the field,

Kohl game - transfer to bed,

It is useless to even wait...

Lost, won, even if by zeros.

Husband as if "replaced"

He is there in body and soul!

Leave - again the game,

That's such nonsense!

He has a favorite - the Club!

Do you have a beloved friend?

If only I were a queen...

The third says the girl.

I would immediately - I do not mind

Fishing would be banned.

And along the way, and hunting -

I'd rather take my work home.

All week preparation

Shot and gunpowder and skimmer

The drill is sharpened, the wad is clogged,

And I'm already chilling.

Just remember how yesterday

In your fridge -

Not an apartment, but a madhouse.

We talked for three hours

Everything seemed to be discussed.

About children. about the harvests

About the health of aunt Rai,

They chuckled and parted ways.

With the idea that one for all:

"My favorite is the best."

Don't judge women harshly

That sometimes language is our enemy.

They are ready to forgive.

Only betrayal will not be forgiven!

They just want to be with them

You are like God's grace

To give their love

They carried her to bed in her arms.

To feel with all my heart

Near the heart is a sweet beat ...

And the maggot? What a bug…..

We'll pick it up somehow.

1. Comic scene from women: “Cucumbers”

Comic scene-congratulations on February 23 to colleagues
Awesome comic scene on February 23rd! Rzhach is guaranteed!

Source: www.porgi.ru

Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues

Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.

Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."

He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always with good mood because what:

All subjects and colleagues greet him;

With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;

With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.

Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.

we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.

Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are

Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.

We begin to sing ditties,

Please don't laugh.

Don't look at us like that

In our army in fashion

All soldiers are dressed.

My fiance Volodya is writing to me:

Every day they give an outfit!

My dear, my dear,

Take with you to the war

There you will fight

I am serving ammo.

The major was walking along the road.

I looked at the major

Someone stole the lieutenant!

Red day of the calendar -

How many heroes are here!

Oh, lucky, women, nibble!

We sang a song to you -

Guys here and there!

They confessed their love to you.

If only they didn't get it!

Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:

“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.

Girl 1: That's it. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.

Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.

1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.

2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!

2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.

1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".

2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And run AWOL for deodorants!

1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.

2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.

1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.

2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!

1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!

2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.

1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.

2 : How do you know everything?

1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back is a tattoo - DMB!

2 : We met for probably a week.

1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.

2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".

1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!

2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!

1 : Okay, cry, let's better clean the ensign's face!

2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!

Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:

Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.

Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.

Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.

And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.

Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,

What have you got us!

your smile of kindness

She's like a light in a window!

We want you to be happy

Successful and healthy!

You are the most wonderful

And the best padishah!

Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us

and gift giving

Tale of the Rule, or A small poetic trick on how to teach kids to follow the rules. A little poetic trick on how to teach kids to follow the rules. It turned out something like "Bad Advice". in one kingdom.

Presentation “How they had fun with Yaga, they immediately found themselves in a fairy tale” A fun, fabulous evening of entertainment with Baba Yaga, who does not let children into a fairy tale. Scenario of entertainment But a kind one opposes her.

Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues

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A cool scenario for a corporate party on February 23 “Elevation of Na. »

The scenario is designed for an organization of up to 50 employees and is designed for a fun celebration in the office. Includes a large number of funny contests and original congratulations from the female half of the team.

At the entrance to the office, the men are met by several colleagues who offer them to choose who they want to be today - a sailor or a paratrooper. Or you can distribute distinctive attributes by drawing lots so that each team has an equal number of people.

And to create a mood, each man, upon entering the room where the corporate party will be held, receives an Alenka chocolate bar as a gift, but instead of the girl’s face, the employee’s face should be depicted on the wrapper.

Registration

The place where the celebration is planned must be arranged in the color of military and sea wave.

1. Paper planes and ships should be hung from the ceilings on a fishing line.

2. For the photo zone, you need to make two large figures: a parachute and Submarine. Those who wish can choose: take a picture with a parachute soaring in the sky or explore the sea world on a submarine.

3. To save space, it is better to set the buffet tables - this will help free up more space for competitions and dances. You can add military-themed elements to the tables: toy tanks, airplanes.

Necessary props

1. Stickers in the form of stars.

2. List of songs for the contest "Guess the melody".

3. Two magnetic boards, two markers, two washing sponges.

4. Ten items for the "To the touch" contest.

5. Two suitcases with clothes, two matches.

6. Matchboxes, ribbons.

8. Musical blanks for competitions.

Leading: Our dear, brave sailors and handsome paratroopers! On this men's day - February 23 - all of our women's team congratulates you on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and wishes you to always keep your eye on luck, good spirits, eternal youth of desires and feelings! And as an initial greeting, please accept our special musical gift!

Women's group performance

Two girls perform a song-alteration to the motive of the song "Fortuneteller", with them a small group of girls on the dance floor.

Fashion changes daily

But as long as there is a white light

Without men there is no good weather

There is no people without men.

Even in the cards of the old gypsy

Through times the king, then the jack.

Yes, and we will tell you without trickery:

There is a white light on men.

What can I say, what can I say.

Happy holiday to you, men,

And we want to wish you

And courage and strength.

You miss the stars in the sky

Hold a tit in your hands

Don't forget to dream sometimes

Store heat particle.

We wish you more happiness in life

Do not be sad for nothing.

Congratulations on this day

Although you were not in the army yourself.

We wish a fair wind

Your life ships.

We dedicate this song to you

Noble to their kings.

Leading: Applause to the charming sailors and paratroopers. And now the floor is given to the director of the company (full name).

(The director gives a short congratulatory speech).

Leading: At the beginning of our holiday, you had a choice: who to become - a paratrooper and a sailor. Divide now into groups according to your choice and let's see who is the most here.

(Men are divided into groups).

Leading: You were divided not by chance. Today we will not only determine who is cooler - the marines or the air cavalry, but also identify the strongest, most courageous - a real fighter!

(Each team can be tied around the neck with a scarf; blue - marines, green - foremen).

Leading: Let's start testing for strength and endurance.

For the competition, one participant from each team is invited.

Task: to collect as many girls as possible in a certain place, but you need to carry them to the gathering place on your hands, on your shoulder and in any way, only so that they do not walk on foot.

The one who collects the largest number girls, receives a medal of honor - a sticker in the form of a star, which will be glued to each winner's clothes.

Leading: That's the first victory! But let's see if the winner brought our girls to their destination in general condition?

(Looks at the girls). Girls, do you feel good, do you feel dizzy, do you feel sick? Well, everything seems to be fine! And let's say hello to the first winner again. And the opponents do not despair, because there is still a chance to recoup. Sailors, paratroopers, choose your team of 3 girls!

From the teams again leave one participant.

3 girls are invited to help each of them.

Task: guess the melody.

The first person to raise their hand gives the answer.

Songs should be on a military theme.

Leading: A real soldier must be able to convey information in such a way that the enemy does not understand it. Now you have to turn on all your ingenuity, because you will not explain with words, but with drawings.

From each team, one person is selected to begin explaining the words first.

Each team has a magnetic board and a marker with which they can draw and, if necessary, erase the excess with a sponge.

Riddle words should display some kind of action. For example, military porridge. It is important to name this particular phrase, and not just “porridge” or “food”. The person who guesses the word gets a star.

Leading: Well, you don’t have to be a commander, but you always have to clean the roads from snow!

4 participants are invited.

Each is given a shovel. With it, they will have to imagine how they clean the roads from snow, but not just like that, but to the music.

Participants will have to demonstrate snow removal under 3-4 songs.

The best dancer is chosen by the audience with applause.

Leading: And they wear it on their hands, and they know the songs, but how beautifully they know how to move! How lucky our women are with such colleagues! Let's check, how do they navigate in the dark?

Two participants from each team are blindfolded.

They need to guess 5 objects by touch, and teams can suggest what kind of object is in front of him if the participant cannot determine the object for a long time.

But the hints should be suggestive - remotely describing the subject and not contain the same root words.

Leading: A real defender of the Fatherland must be fast, dexterous, courageous, and now we will find out who is the most exemplary soldier in your team.

Each team chooses a suitcase. It's closed so they don't know its contents.

The host offers to choose a captain and only then says the rules of the competition.

The task of the captains for a while, while the match is burning, is to put on all the clothes that are in the suitcase.

The one who puts on more things wins.

To be funny, the suitcase should contain funny and ridiculous things, for example, women's or children's clothes.

Leading: Aren't you guys tired of competing yet? While you rest, let's pass the baton to our beautiful ladies!

Competition for girls.

To the belt of 5-7 girls, one matchbox is tied to a fishing line or ribbon so that they touch the floor.

On the boxes you need to stick a photo of any male object.

Girls must trample on the boxes of their rivals as quickly as possible and at the same time prevent others from trampling on their own.

Those participants whose boxes were trampled on are eliminated from the game.

Leading: What, however, are your harsh conquerors of men's hearts. Let's congratulate the winner with thunderous applause and be careful with her, everyone saw how she took other people's guys away, beat and trampled!

Attention! Now there will be a very serious competition, which will determine who will come out of here today as a winner!

For the competition you will need a table and two glasses or two faceted glasses.

The contents of the glasses can be anything.

On both sides of the table are a paratrooper and a sailor.

The competition is like a duel. At the command of the facilitator, the participants should grab the glass, drink the contents and loudly put the glass on the table.

You can hold several of these "duels", but with different participants.

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, in a fierce battle, in a hard struggle, we have a winner. The most active participant with the most stars. Let's count!

(Music turns on, everyone applauds.)

Host (announces the winner): You get a certificate to visit a real Russian bath! (The music turns on, the presenter addresses all the men). And the rest of the participants are not upset, because gifts have been prepared for you too!

(All participants who have stars receive memorable prizes as a gift, for example, a comic diploma with the inscription “The main thing is not victory, but confirmation that you are a real sailor!”)

Leading: Dear men! Today you showed your strength, skill, quick wits, but for what? After all, no matter how strong men are, their main incentive is to win the attention of a woman. In fact, today there are no winners and losers among you! I was approached by the female half of our team with a request to convey that you no longer need anything, because for your colleagues, you are the strongest, the bravest, the best!

(At this moment, a slow song is turned on and the women invite the men to dance. It is important not to leave a single man unattended!)

Leading: Dear men, if you are not yet convinced that life in our office would be boring and monotonous without you, the ladies have prepared another surprise for you. Happy holiday to you, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!

The women's team plays up the situation of one day at work. They reluctantly do all the male work that their colleagues do on a daily basis. And in the end, congratulations on February 23 together.

As a cool gift for your colleagues on February 23, you can prepare a bouquet of dried fish and a beer cake.

On this day, it is very important to pay attention to all men so that everyone receives a portion of congratulations and feels the atmosphere of the holiday, because such events bring the team together, and a friendly team - main secret the success of any company.

A cool scenario for a corporate party on February 23 - Alignment On!
Funny scenario for a corporate party on February 23 for a small team - up to 50 people. One leader funny contests, original congratulations from the women's team.

Defenders of Russia (or "Three, even - Four heroes)

(scenario of a separate number on Classroom hour, to a concert dedicated to the Victory Day, to the Defender of the Fatherland Day)

Methodological rationale:
I consider it most correct to offer my colleagues - creative teachers and parents of schoolchildren - not huge scenarios of entire holidays or concerts, but similar mini-scenarios of individual numbers, based on the fact that:
- it is easier to get acquainted with texts of a smaller volume in the conditions of time pressure of a teacher's and parent's life (and to assimilate their content);
- a competent (and over time, sooner or later, we will all be like that) screenwriter (or director) is looking for content to implement his idea, looking for and educating co-implementers.

The proposed text may fit here, in Russia (after all, "where you were born - there you fit") class teachers, directors school holidays (they often have to become head teachers for educational work), as well as - creative parents arranging home performances with children (and not just family scenes) and employees of summer children's health camps.
The text is quite accessible for development teenagers(up to Mitrofanushki), and even developed 3-4 graders, but, nevertheless, recommended schoolchildren in grades 5–9(it is the repertoire for this age that is the most difficult to select, trying to interest the guys, to find a topic and language that would become competitive with pop lightness with its frequent baseness).

Including a number based on the proposed text in a concert or class hour, dear adults, note for every detail (costume, hairstyle, facial expressions, intonation of reading or recitation in the rhythm of a sounding orchestral phonogram - let's add to Chekhov's wish "Everything should be in a person ... not only beautiful, but also sincere", and especially when referring to the patriotic theme).

Target- to educate in schoolchildren (both in spectators-listeners and in the performers of the 4 proposed roles) a sense of patriotism.
Tasks:
- to form (or - to update) historical knowledge (names and exploits of people who have become a symbol of the military glory of Russia and love for their country);
- on the example of Russian folklore (Russian folk song "Stenka Razin") to introduce young people to the traditions of Russian culture;
- to provide schoolchildren with examples of worthy humor (different from the primitive or vulgar that flooded the stage and TV);
- provide participants with the opportunity to show their creative (actor, make-up artist, costume designer, sound engineer, etc.) talents.

Number is running to the motive of the Russian folk song "Stenka Razin"(“Because of the island on the rod”; what is important to do, given the sad situation with real, and not popular Russian folklore, which can also include, talented and appropriate in the context of the plot of the tale, E. Leonov’s performance of this song in the cartoon “Magic Ring” ").

As a musical introduction that creates a heroic, heroic atmosphere before the start of the number, it is better to use the beginning of the 1st part of the "Bogatyr" symphony by A. Borodin or the 1st part of the "Symphony" in G-minor Vas. Kalinnikov (in this case, the main, imperious theme sounds in the prologue, and in the epilogue - in the moment after the 4 verses that have sounded out - a side, lyrical part).

Instead of an illustration!
This song alteration, like the subsequent ones (and, no matter how you resist, they will still be), is fundamentally not accompanied by ANY illustration, so that each reader turns on his own, unique imagination (for this idea, the author himself and those who supported him, handed over two "Nikas" at once).

1st verse(Kutuzov sings and wheezes; eye patch):
Sasha Nevsky bequeathed to us:
"Who will come to Russia with a sword,
Not with football - but with sharp, vile -
It will fall by that sword."
I, Field Marshal Prince Kutuzov,
I invite everyone to Moscow,
But who without asking (I'm talking about the French),
I'll break the triangle.

2nd verse) Peter I (the role is played, that is, the one who can stand on stilts sings and yells, or a person who has signs of lankyness):
I'm Peter, who is the first,
Door, Europe, open!
What closed? It's nerves,
But don't play the fool here.
It doesn't matter - we'll wave it out the window,
Move over, fellow Swede!
There are a few forces in Russia,
And Lomonosov, eh! and a bear!

3rd verse(Marshal Zhukov, pathetically and sincerely):
Well, I'm Georgy Zhukov,
(continues with Kutuzov and Peter I) Everyone is glad to know us...
(again one Zhukov) But not the one who is before Berlin,
With his tail between his legs, he fled from us.

4th verse, made up of saved letters; we instruct even an unsightly kid whose name consists of 1-4 syllables to perform):
I'm Kolya (I'm Peter; I'm Seryoga; Immanuel, etc.), well, if necessary,
And I study at the forty-seventh * .
(all in unison) But if necessary, we will stand together
We are for Russia, for our city!

* "... in the 47th", since this is the number of the school where the author of the words works; but without problems, *2nd, *6th, -*8th will rhyme in the same way.
For OU with numbers ending in 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, you can offer the option:
… And I study in **-th me.
But if necessary, stand together
For you, O my Russia!

February 23 is a serious holiday. But even on this serious holiday it is not a sin to laugh. Therefore, our author's sketches for February 23 will make your holiday funny, and at the same time they will beautifully congratulate everyone on the day of the defender of the patronymic. The first scene will tell you why it is better to follow orders in the army, and not wait until a volunteer is found. And the second scene will congratulate everyone on the holiday. And not just congratulate, but do it on behalf of Masha and the bear. You and your audience will be very pleased, and this day will pass in the most solemn way.

Scene 1 - Potatoes!

Soldiers stand in a line on the stage, it can be in the amount of 5-7 people. Put the smallest one in the center of the line and it is desirable to make him a botanist. The soldiers stand at attention, the commander walks around them.

Commander: I ask again - who will go for potatoes?

In response to silence. Suddenly one of the soldiers asks.

Soldier: Comrade commander, why should we go for potatoes? After all, we are soldiers, our job is to protect the Motherland.
Commander: An order came from above, so we need to help our collective farm harvest. Therefore, I ask again - who wants to go for potatoes?

Silence again, all the soldiers avert their eyes from the commander. Suddenly one soldier asks again.

Soldier: But the collective farmers do not help us serve, so why should we help them harvest?
Commander: Private, where are you, in the army?
Soldier: Yes sir!
Commander: And in the army, orders are not discussed, but carried out. So, who wants to go for potatoes?

Silence again. One of the soldiers asks.

Soldier: What happens if no one goes?
Commander: Someone must go, the order must be executed. Last time I ask - who wants to go for potatoes? And then we will pull matches.

Silence again. The soldiers who stand near the botanist push him out of action.

Commander: O! Private Petrov! Voluntarily? Commendable, commendable!
Private Petrov: So I this, well, like him. Yes, that's right, I want to go for potatoes.

All sorts of cries are heard from the ranks, jokes over Petrov.

Commander: Put the conversations aside. Private Petrov!
Private Petrov: I!
Commander: Private Petrov. To the left, step march to the bus and to the potatoes.

Petrov goes to the left.

Commander: The rest of you, listen to my command. To the right, a step march on the potatoes on foot.

One of the soldiers speaks.

Soldier: So we didn't want to go for potatoes, did we?
Commander: That's right, you didn't want to go, so you'll go on foot!

There is a table on the stage in one corner, chairs nearby, a samovar or a teapot on the table, cups, a bouquet of flowers in a vase, cookies, jam, honey. A calendar hangs on the wall next to it, on which there is a large number 23. The bear walks all dressed up, important, preparing for tea drinking. Masha comes out from the other side of the stage. As usual, she skips, looks around, sings something under her breath. Masha comes to an imaginary door and knocks.

Masha: Knock Knock. Is there anything? Mishka, open it already.

At this time, the bear became alarmed, hid, he did not expect Masha to come.

Masha: Well, bear, open it already, it's cold to stand, it's winter outside.

Mishka sighed, shrugged his shoulders, spread his arms to the sides and went to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, Masha immediately ran past him and ran up to the table.

Masha: Mishka, what do you have. Some kind of holiday?

Then Masha comes up to the bear and examines it from all sides.

Masha: And he dressed so beautifully, like some kind of groom. Oh, I know you're getting married!

The bear spreads his arms to the sides and shakes his head negatively.

Masha: Not?! So it's a birthday! Hooray, let's celebrate!

The bear again spreads his arms to the sides and shakes his head negatively.

Masha: Not a birthday? What then?

Bear brings Masha to the calendar and points to the number 23.

The bear shakes his head again and begins to explain in his arms what holiday is February 23rd. He depicts a soldier, a soldier with a weapon, and so on.
Masha looks at him, then begins to twist her finger at her temple.

Masha: Did you get sick?

The bear covers his face with his paws, then goes to the shelf, takes a book from there and shows it to Masha. He opens a page and points to a book with his finger. Masha is reading, mumbling something in a low voice.

Masha: I realized today February 23 is Defender of the Fatherland Day! And we will celebrate.

Misha nods his head approvingly and invites Masha to the table. They sit down, the bear pours tea for Masha, Masha raises a glass and speaks.

Masha: Happy holiday to you men, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day.