Scenario of the festive buffet for February 23 this is an original version of congratulating colleagues with a costumed surprise, warm words and a sincere desire to surprise and please them.

If we add to this good dance music and a few funny contests, then the holiday will turn out bright and will be remembered for a long time by the male half of the team. (Thanks to the author Fedunova T.A.)

The introductory part of the buffet table scenario for February 23.

Completely empty stage.

1 vote (from backstage): One time! Dear friends! Please break away from the delicious salads and listen to the important government message! Today, February 23, 20…, there will be an unprecedented surge on this stage positive emotions aimed at glorifying the males!

Two presenters come out to the sounds of very energetic music.

1st presenter: My God, my God! How many attractive men in one room!

2nd host: Lord! We are glad to see you more than ever! Allow me, on behalf of and on behalf of the Women's Council of the world community, to congratulate you on Defender of the Fatherland Day!

1st presenter: Lovely! Be strong and brave! Don't be afraid to make tons of money! And don't be shy about beautiful women!

2nd host: That's pretty much all we want from you!

We turn on a bravura march, just a few musical phrases. At this moment, four or five girls with different items in the hands - a ladle, an accounting ledger, a bottle of baby food and a rattle, a bucket with a rag, etc.

First girl: God! When will this hard labor end?

Second girl: Don't say I won't make it to the weekend! The fifth, then the tenth! Every two minutes is a disaster, and the report should have been handed in yesterday!

Third girl: And the boss is totally pissed off! Whatever you do, he doesn't like it!

Fourth girl: Yes-to! What about home, is it better? No time to even drink tea!

Fifth girl: What tea?! Also, read a book! In the morning, as usual, but things do not become less!

Again, the same head sounds from behind the scenes.

First girl: Celebration? Why haven't I heard about the holiday?

Second girl: Hurrah, comrades! That is, girls!

Third girl: Now let's rest!

Fourth girl: And what holiday is it?

Fifth girl: Yes, does it matter?

IN the song "Little" turns on. The first girl runs backstage and drags a tray with a bottle of vodka and small glasses. The ladies stage a merry drinking of the bottle.

1 vote: Heh heh! (music cuts off). Comrades women, have a conscience! Really, apart from my voice, nothing tells you that today is not your day ... Ugh! Celebration! So, let me “rejoice” you that today we have Defender’s Day ... (Microphone whistle and hiss again).

First girl: Damn, I didn't give you a drink!

Third girl: Wait, what kind of defender did he mean there?

Fourth girl: Go, the surrounding nature!

Fifth girl: Are you really, really drunk? Your male voice meant - Defender of the Fatherland Day! After all, February is in the yard! What other defender can be in February?

Everything: Exactly!

First girl: So their defenders, ugh! Men! We must congratulate!

Second girl: (stroking her thighs) Yes, no question, congratulations!

Everyone runs backstage, laughing and squealing.

Scene for February 23 "Captured by the Amazons".

Presenter 2: All nominations received their winners.

Congratulation "Life without you is empty!"

There is a beautiful day in February,
When we congratulate men!
There is no "Man's Day" on earth,
But we are correcting the error.
Men, life without you is empty,
There are sad examples for that.
For you all our beauty,
We do not lose faith in love.
Lipstick for you
For you, we destroy your hair with a curl.
And in high heels
We hurry to those we love!

Our dear men! Remember: we love you!

Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!

Presenter 1: Our dear men! How can even the most beautiful words convey what you mean to us?!

Presenter 2: Just let me congratulate you again! Happy holiday! Happy Defender of the Fatherland!

Presenter 1: It's a pity, but our festive and entertaining and enticing program has come to an end! We really hope that you liked both our songs and our dances! Remember: this was all made especially for you, because we really, really wanted to surprise you! After all, a woman can not only cook deliciously and cleanly wash! For the sake of her beloved man, she can even turn into an Amazon!

Congratulating native men on their main holiday in an original and fun way is not such an easy task. And if this is a corporate event for men on February 23, women colleagues have to take into account dozens of nuances, from the nature of the company to the tastes of each guest invited to the holiday.

Place, time

Start by choosing a room - this will help determine all further questions. Of course, it is ideal to book a cafe/restaurant where there is enough space for a stage, dances, banquet tables. Sufficient space will make it possible to realize all the ideas of decorating the hall and any theme of a corporate party on February 23: military registration and enlistment office, barracks, exercises, military operation to combat despondency.

It is not always possible to move furniture in the office, office equipment interferes, there is little space for active competitions. And in general, a corporate party at work is not a very good idea if there is no separate room for such events. But decorating the hall in a military style will create a festive atmosphere, even if there is not enough space for wild fun with dancing and funny scenes.

Registration

• Hang a congratulatory banner over your entrance or stage. Print themed posters, cartoons, funny pictures in army style. It is easy to supplement them with short anecdotes, jokes, chants for February 23 - interactive decor attracts attention and remains in the memory of guests;

• make a "cool" stand for men with congratulations on February 23 in verse(short quatrains with humor). You can print a large thematic poster, where instead of the faces of the characters there are photos of colleagues. It is not necessary to be a master of FS, the main thing is the message.

A joke on competitors - a poster where one army drives another. On the helmets/caps of the winners is your company logo, on the uniform of the vanquished - the competitor's logo. But this point is better to discuss with the management.

• take a camouflage net for a corporate party(summer residents, hunters, fishermen). It can be thrown over furniture, hung on the wall in the photo zone. Folding chairs, backpacks, accessories and khaki-colored clothes will come in handy - to decorate the hall on February 23, these are the most atmospheric decorations;

• cut triangles from khaki paper, assemble into garlands. Inside some, paste your logo, photos of the heroes of the occasion in helmets, caps (Photoshop). Hang balloons in themed colors, shaped military equipment. Use toys to decorate the hall - soldiers, weapons, binoculars and compasses, tank cars.

In every man, even the most serious, lives a boy who has not played enough. If the room allows, arrange a race of radio-controlled jeeps at the corporate party - the stronger sex will be delighted!

• buy napkins, tablecloths, disposable tableware, khaki straws for cocktails. You can make toppers from pictures on toothpicks (company logo against the background of the country's flag, helmet, red star), replace bottle labels with themed pictures.

Make an invitation to a corporate party for all colleagues, not just for men. Ideas for an original invitation for February 23: postcard in military style (tank, grenade, good soldier), a comic summons to the military registration and enlistment office, a dispatch from the general with an order to appear at the gathering place;

In addition to funny scenes and congratulatory rework songs, prepare thematic jokes, toasts, and jokes. They will not let guests get bored in between performances and competitions. Distribute short texts in advance to ladies who are not embarrassed by the crowd.

There is no need to include ditties, chants, etc. in the corporate party script - these are rather arbitrary blanks that “pop up” during the event. So the atmosphere at the holiday will be more relaxed.

Script, entertainment

We offer universal scenario corporate party on February 23 in the style of the army. Suitable for a relaxed company, gathered in an informal setting. It is advisable to arrange a military enlistment office or barracks in the office - hang instructions, posters, stands.

If the corporate party on February 23 is not at work, you need to agree in advance with the cafe / restaurant staff on decorating the hall (not everywhere they allow their own decor, keep this in mind when choosing an institution).

The main presenter appears as a sexy commander/military commissar with a folder and/or even a whip, dressed in a military style, speaking in a commanding voice. She greets guests, invites them to sit down at the tables.

Introductory part

Two fifa girls appear on the stage, very slender typical "blondes". Guests watch a funny scene as if from the middle of a conversation:

First girl(P): ...and Babovism flourishes there, and for some reason you have to stand on the bedside table.

Second girl(B): Some nonsense. I do not believe!

P: true true! And just imagine - no cosmetics. We'll have to go AWOL for lipstick. And also hand wash footcloths and even clean boots yourself!

IN(horrified): And all by hand? What about a manicure?

P: Honey, what a manicure! All day in the hands of either a machine gun or a shovel - Khan's manicure. And makeup, by the way. Estimate, you’ve been putting on beauty all morning, and the commander bangs like that and says: “Well, everyone put on gas masks!”.

IN: No, I won't join the army, a gas mask doesn't suit me at all. Although there are so many beautiful men there ... But I'm in a gas mask ... Eh!

P: Men? It's true! This, by the way, is the most terrible (in a terrible whisper) - after all, everyone you meet will have to salute!

The second girl makes big eyes, covers the most precious thing with her hands, then grabs her head: And then who will need me so dishonest? Starts to howl in a voice: How can you cut it off? I won't go!

Two new persons appear on the stage, approach fifa. Portly, with forms. One is dressed as a nurse, the second is a cook, with a large ladle:

Honey: why burst, painful? To whom did you surrender? Just scare away all the men!

pov: honor they do not want to give! Yes, there would be something to give (twists two figs and shows the modest size of the “honor” of skinny fashionistas). Well, shast otsedova (swings at the fif with a ladle, they run away from the stage).

Mommy's children, for nothing in the world
Don't go to ar-mi-yu to serve
In the army, shovels, parade ground and machine guns
Two years in the army without pay.
We will bite, hurt and beat you
Do not go, whiners, to serve in the army.
Robber in the army, vampire in the army
The army has a terrible commander!

They continue, making cute faces, dancing seductively during the loss:

But if you're a man, there's no reason to be afraid
We will live by you
Yes, in the army there are shovels, a parade ground and machine guns
Commander with a hangover creepy-ko-va-ty
But we will feed you, groom and love you
Come to ar-mi-yu to serve!
In the army they will show and teach everything,
They will teach you to defend your honor and your homeland!
We will feed, groom and love you
Come, men, serve in the army!

When choosing funny musical scenes, ditties, alteration songs for February 23, use the x-minus.me program or its equivalent. The service allows you to process a minus in two clicks, changing the key and tempo so that your words fit perfectly on the music familiar to everyone.

Body check

Presenter (hereinafter B): And after such a speech, how not to run to the military registration and enlistment office? However, you have no choice! Listen to my command - the whole squad line up for a medical examination and roll call. Get up in alphabetical order so that I don’t have to run through the list of surnames with my eyes. Why are we sitting? There will be no deferrals from the army today!

All the men invited to the corporate party line up by the first letter of the last name. Medical examination on February 23, of course, with humor - no need to undress and feel anyone. V. moves from the first to the last in the line and comments.

A person who is well acquainted with everyone should come up with “cool” characteristics for colleagues on February 23. Phrases should be funny, but not offensive.

• so, Private Antonov ... Wow, what hands! With such a shovel is not needed - a valuable shot;

• Dubov, why did you grow patly, like a mammoth's armpit? Look at Ivanov - his skull is already shining, and your head will sweat under your helmet. Shave what? Okay, we'll figure it out later.

IN: Yes, medical examination is over. Now we line up in height (men are rebuilt). How slow you are, like pregnant turtles! We need to drive you ... Well, quickly lined up according to the size of manhood. Stop laughing! Now they will give out the form - compare the bellies, and not what you thought. Vulgarities!

For our corporate party script for February 23, prepare caps, caps, tunics, badges or other accessories for men in military style. V. distributes them after the "platoon" is reorganized according to the size of the abdomen.

IN., looking around the "soldiers": But nothing happened, quite a decent platoon. But appearance- zilch, the main thing is physical training! To defend your homeland is not for you to shave off your beard with a Gillette - there is always a risk.

Active contests

Next on the script are contests in the style of the army. How many of them there will be and which ones to choose depends on many factors - the physical fitness and average age of colleagues, the time allotted for the entertainment part, the venue for the corporate party.

On February 23, darts or throwing paper balls into a basket, arm wrestling, competitions for reaction speed, endurance are suitable in the office. For young people in nature, you can arrange sports games (conduct "exercises"). Examples of active competitions for a corporate party on February 23 at work, in a restaurant (in a limited space):

• who will hold the young lady in her arms longer, following the commands of the presenter(jump, sit down, spin around yourself, stand on one leg);

• who will inflate the balloon faster, jumping on the booty on the foot drift to the song “Esaul, why did you leave the horse”. You need to put the ball on a hose, borrow pumps from friends (they come with air mattresses, gymnastic balls, etc.);

• two participants are hung in front of dangling packages with two raw eggs inside. Swinging the package, you need to break the opponent's eggs. Lead to the competition: "Now let's check which of you has the strongest balls!". Of course, if the manners of the company allow such jokes;

• use a soft ball to knock down tin cans standing one on one in a column. The difficulty is that the banks need to be knocked down one at a time, starting from the top. If the whole tower falls down, drink a free kick and try again or pass the ball to the next one;

• wrap footcloths(pick strips of cheap fabric) for a certain time. There are two winners - the fastest and the one who completes the task as correctly as possible.

table break

IN: “Service is service, and lunch is scheduled. I invite everyone to the table! So that the corporate party does not turn into a banal booze, prepare short funny scenes, congratulations on February 23 in verse, alteration songs, etc. Board games and military-style contests will fit perfectly:

• an exam for men on knowledge of slang, abbreviations;

• take turns telling thematic jokes or making toasts. Who can not remember/think up, drinks a free kick or performs a phantom;

• guess theme songs by the first line/music fragment;

• if a corporate party on February 23 is held in the company of a large number of women, let the “soldiers” guess by the part of the body which of the beautiful half of the team is shown in the photo. It will be cool if a series of eyes, hands and backs of the head are diluted with a couple of shots of mouth-watering cleavage and female pops(and even men's - let them rack their brains, listing all the young ladies).

• guess how much the backpack / duffel bag shown by the leader weighs (name the weight closest to the actual one).

Oath, collective congratulations

IN A: So, set aside to relax! Platoon, line up to take the oath! In order to avoid a burden, so be it, I read it out, and you in a friendly chorus bawl "I swear!" after each clause of the oath.

• sacredly observe the company's charter, provide all possible assistance to colleagues and work for the idea, even if they did not give a salary (in unison - I swear!)

• diligently pretend that I am exactly following all the orders of my superiors

• come up with virtuoso excuses for absenteeism and being late

• to the intrigues of the enemy element - a vigilant competitor - to respond with shock work

• always protect the honor and dignity of the beautiful half of the team, beloved women and the Motherland.

Today we are not just relaxing -
Congratulations to the reliable defenders
With their main holiday - cheers! (all women in chorus - from February 23!)
Let everything be beautiful in life
Enough money for the South and beer
The health of the heroic and women of the stack (in chorus: from February 23!)
So that your wives appreciate you - give affection and warmth,
So that the fish always peck, so that every choice is easy
Was on the path of life. Well, and rhymes for the sake of "for" - from February 23!

The final part of the script is the presentation of gifts in military style. You can order souvenirs with template or your own inscriptions through the network - key rings, medals, fake military tickets, mugs, T-shirts, etc. Awarding with humor - "cool" nominations:

• mr savior, smile, stay-at-home, hard worker, charm, punctuality;

• "real colonel" to the most senior or chief

• "fighter of the invisible front" to those who do inconspicuous but important work

• "peacemaker" for the ability to resolve conflict situations

• "think tank" idea generator

• "operational headquarters" to someone who always finds himself in the right place in right time, does not refuse to replace a colleague, helps out if necessary;

• Field Marshal Nalivaiko, General Ulybaiko, Colonel Trudolyubov, Major KreatIvin, etc.

Give the winner a personalized medal, cup or certificate. If there are a lot of people at the corporate party, include anonymous voting in the script. If the company is close, come up with and distribute nominations for February 23 in advance, according to the individual qualities of colleagues.

Other thematic ideas for decorating the hall, scripts and competitions have been collected and.

Rumiya Farkhutdinova
Congratulations script "Eastern tale on February 23" for male colleagues

Girls, do you want congratulate your male colleagues in an original way use my scenario.

Presenter 1: today we will tell you fairy tale, and maybe not fairy tale, which called: « East, it's a delicate matter."

He lived and was in one West Siberian state, which is almost in the center of Yugra, almost on EAST, one padishah. He kept his state clean and tidy, regularly came to the service always in a good mood because what:

All subjects and colleagues greet him;

With a 100% feeling that you will never be left without a job;

With the realization that raspberries are better than gooseberries.

Presenter2: Meet our padishah. As expected, he puts on his overalls and dances his ritual dance.

we put on a turban and a robe (to the music. "If I were a Sultan", put on the throne.

Smiling girls from his numerous harem danced for him Eastern dance, by the way, look, just here they are

East Dance

Presenter2: But one day a delegation from the military registration and enlistment office came to him with agitation and offered their program for recruiting into the army.

ditties

We begin to sing ditties,

Please don't laugh.

Don't look at us like that -

We can be embarrassed!

In our army in fashion

All soldiers are dressed.

My fiance Volodya is writing to me:

Every day they give an outfit!

My dear, my dear,

Take with you to the war

There you will fight

I am feeding ammo.

Loved the lieutenant.

The major was walking along the road.

I looked at the major

Someone stole the lieutenant!

Red day of the calendar -

How many heroes are here!

Oh, lucky, women, nibble!

We sang a song to you -

Guys here and there!

They confessed their love to you.

If only they didn't get it!

Presenter 1: but our girls stood up for him with a mountain and have spoken their word:

“If necessary, we ourselves will go to serve in the army for him, this is also good for us.

scene"army girls"

Girl 1: Well that's all. Goodbye civilian life! Now for two years my house is a barracks.

Girl 2: Yes, what I just didn’t do to get away from the army. And she mowed down like a pacifist, and turned to the society of soldier fathers, and made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.

1 : Why run away from the army? Here I am, volunteering.

2 : Yes, what a fool will go to the army herself now. Right now there is chaos! Babovshchina!

1 : What? What else "shina"?

2 : What, you haven’t heard anything about Babovism? Well, nevermind, you'll soon find out.

1 : And my mother is like that said: "Lucy, if you want to become a real woman - go to the army, and don't be afraid of anything!".

2 : Yes, how! And wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stand on the bedside table! And run AWOL for deodorants!

1 : And I also heard that in the army you need to salute.

2 : Well, I do not! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, except for the general.

1 : And there you also need to put on a gas mask in five seconds.

2 : What is it? I did my hair for three hours, did it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask!

1 : Nothing, they will cut it to look like Kotovsky, you will do your hair in five seconds!

2 : One pleases, soon a new form introduce: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a decollete.

1 : In vain rejoice. All the same, the ensign will drink everything.

2 : How do you know everything?

1 : Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - in! Shoulders - in! On the back there is a tattoo - DMB!

2 : We met for probably a week.

1 : Yes, we walked nicely on my wires. I put a bucket of moonshine for my girlfriends, so the three of us drank everything.

2 : And we invited the boys. Only they were weak. Everyone leaned on champagne. They drink two glasses, and walk: "Oh, how drunk I am, hold me!".

1 : And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you. Yes, I'm not going to look at other girls!

2 : Everyone says like that. And a month will pass, and you will not wait for a letter from them!

1 : Okay, cry, let's better clean the ensign's face!

2 : Exactly! In her face, in her face. (pictured by hands slap) And then he builds too much of himself!

Presenter2: We will not give the padishah to the army, he is to ourselves needed:

Who clears the paths and sprinkles sand? Our V.I.

Who fixes the sockets? Our V.I.

Who built a steam locomotive and a whole cart of cars? Our V.I.

And to whom what to beat, to repair the door in the hallway? Our V.I.

Presenter2: Thank you, kind padishah,

What have you got us!

your smile of kindness

She's like a light in a window!

We want you to be happy

Successful and healthy!

You are the most wonderful

And the best padishah!

Lead 2: congratulations Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day and wish you to always be with us

and gift giving

Modern sketches for February 23 for a corporate party from women. Funny, new for men!

Well, not much time is left for the beautiful half of humanity to prepare for February 23rd. But men expect from their colleagues and girlfriends a holiday and Have a good mood. And then the girls, well, it’s impossible to hit their faces in the dirt. And if so, then here are the new scenes for February 23 for a corporate party from women to make it fun. Funny and funny scenes will help to congratulate male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day and make this evening unique and unlike anything else.

The first scene is a musical congratulation.
What is a holiday without a song?! And on the occasion of February 23, beautiful, funny, but military and festive songs should be performed.
For this scene, the girls must learn some kind of dance, for example, change the usual soldier's march into something bright and danceable. After all, the song is such that you want to march. The song itself is a reworked song to the motive - the soldier has a day off. In our version of the song, it is sung that today is a holiday for men and girls dress up in honor of the holiday. So you can turn the march into how the girls put on makeup and dress beautifully.
Here is the lyrics of the remastered song:

Scene two - congratulations from famous women.

What man does not dream of having some famous woman approach him. In this scene, all the secret desires of your men will come true.
To make this scene bright and funny, you need to rehearse and you need to find outfits for the images. And the images here are as follows: Venus, Vasilisa beauty, Scheherazade, Isolde and Pamela Anderson. These girls, in honor of the Defender of the Fatherland Day, decided to congratulate the men. You girls will have to find outfits for their images and select candidates who can handle the role. And then everything is simple - after the words of the host, the girls take turns coming out and saying their speech. The men admire and fall to the floor in amazement.
Scene text:

Scene three - the girls are discussing gifts for men.
In this scene, three girls are sitting and discussing what to give men on February 23rd. In the process of discussion, they reach the point that the most the best gift for them will be - love! Do you agree with this?
Watch the video skit, memorize and do the same performance for your men:

Scene four - girls are drafted into the army
This is a fictional scene, because in our country girls are not drafted into the army. But in honor of February 23, we will show men how real girls are chosen for military service!

Military commissariat. There is a table. A nurse is sitting next to him. On the other side of the nurse are girls who are being drafted into the army. The doctor runs in and says to the nurse:
- Love, what happened? Why was I called to work so urgently?

Luba:
- urgently, because a new call to the army was announced. And they called - it's Monday, it's still a working day.

Doctor:
- is it because of this? So this is nonsense. Now we will quickly send everyone to the army. (to the conscripts) Do you want to join the army? You are all healthy!

The conscripts shout indignantly:
- No, we don’t want to, we are not fit, we are sick.

Doctor:
- who is not suitable there? Come on, give me your medical history here.

The doctor takes a medical history from one recruit, lifts it up and looks at it. He speaks:
- I can not see anything.

Then he puts the story aside, and a thousand rubles remain in his hand, which he also looks at the light and says:
- Ah, now I see, I see that you are all glowing with happiness, because you are not fit for the army. This is confirmed by three zeros.

The conscript leaves the stage with joyful cries.

Doctor:
- so, who else is there with us. Ah, you are my soul! Come here. Look (shows a photo), what do you see there?

Conscript:
- I see love and two people in love.

Doctor:
- ish you, what imagination. And I see my son, my boy, who shows promise and goes to higher educational institution! And here you are, which interferes with his life. Everything is decided - you are fit to serve on a submarine!

Conscript:
- maybe still in a submarine. But not on her?

Doctor:
Everyone will serve in a submarine, and you will know in a submarine. How to ruin a child's life.

Doctor addressing nurse:
- maybe all of them to the fleet, for three years?

Conscripts in chorus:
- no, we can't, we all have love!

Doctor:
Everyone has? Is everyone in love? Then you are not to me, you to the venereologist first. Check your love...

The recruits leave the stage. Doctor:
- dear men, remember that serving is not just a year, two or three years away from home. This is a year, two or three years to protect us, girls who are waiting for you and believe in love! Happy holiday to you!