Funny scenes in elementary school. Dragonfly and ant in a new way. Three fables in a new way. The crane flies away

AUTUMN HOLIDAY

Based on the fable by I.A. Krylov "The Dragonfly and the Ant"

The melody "Visiting a fairy tale" sounds

Presenter1:

We start our show
Dragonfly and Ant!
We invite you to a fairy tale - a fable
Everyone - both adults and children.

Host 2:

Wrote it once
Good grandfather Krylov.
And today we guys
Let's remember this fable again.

The music sounds Dance of flowers" flowers run out into the hall dancing dance

1st flower.

It's good when it's warm

the sun gives it to us.

2nd flower.

Only something has become less

the sun is shining in the sky...

3rd flower.

This is for us, probably

autumn is coming again!

1st flower.

Oh look, flowers

wither, dry our petals ...

(flowers plant)

The bees fly out.

1st bee.

Autumn came,

all for the cause

around the work boiled.

2nd bee.

We buzz

we buzz

above the autumn flowers we are circling.

1st bee.

Autumn is full of worries:

you need to collect the last honey from the flowers.

2nd bee.

We value every drop

and buzz, buzz, buzz!

Continuation of the dance of bees and flowers.

Dragonfly takes off

Dragonfly.

I, the jumping Dragonfly,

red summer sang

Didn't have time to look back

how winter rolls in your eyes ...

Only this is nonsense!

Crane comes out

Crane.

Stop singing and dressing up

it's time to hit the road!

The cold will come soon

what will you do then?

Will you fly south with us?

Dragonfly.

What are you, what are you, dear friend!

I haven't seen a mosquito in a long time

It's time for me to visit him!

And there, on the way to the fly, I’ll go,

In general, I will not be lost!

The crane flies away. A mosquito runs out with two flies

Dragonfly.

Where are you in a hurry, wait,

friend Komarik, dear!

Mosquito.

We, mosquitoes, ring, ring,

we hibernate for the winter.

Here comes the cold

you won't see us then!

Dragonfly.

And you, dear flies,

where hurry two girlfriends.?

Flies.

We want to hide from the cold

so we fly together with a mosquito!

Dragonfly.

Stop panicking -

let's dance better!

Round dance "Like ours at the gate." The rain runs out

Rain.

Ha-ha-ha, I'll scare the mosquito,

Wet the wings of flies,

I'll give you an autumn shower!

I'll call the autumn wind

scare everyone in the world.

(Everyone run away)

Presenter 1:

Here from fear Dragonfly

suddenly rolled her eyes.

The sound of wind and rain.

Host 2:

The field has died,

there are no more bright days,

Where under each leaf

both the table and the house were ready!

Presenter 1:

The wind blew in the valley

everything went dark,

Tearing the leaves from the tree,

autumn rain pours.

Host 2:

Everything is gone: with a cold winter

need, hunger comes,

The dragonfly no longer sings.

Presenter 1:

Who comes to mind

on the stomach to sing hungry?

Host 2:

Dragonfly is walking along the long road

Her innocent laughter is no longer heard.

Dragonfly.

Ah, who will pity the poor orphan?

Let's go and visit Ladybug!

Knocking on the house

Dragonfly.

Hey hostess, let me in

I would be glad to invite you myself, godfather.

Only dinner is not ready yet, and there are no empty seats in the house.

Dragonfly.

I'll ask the Beetle

can he take pity on me?

And here, it seems, he

dancing merrily the Charleston.

Beetle isp. Charleston Bug. Well, dragonfly, are you left homeless?

Although I am a horned beetle,

rich man,

But I can't help you

get out of my sight.

I shouldn't have had fun

and at least work hard!

Presenter 1:

The grass withers and turns yellow in the meadows

All life freezes in groves and fields.

Host 2:

The leaves are falling, autumn has come,

bad, bad dragonfly business.

Dragonfly. What to do, how to be, I'll go Ant to ask for help!

Presenter 1:

Evil melancholy dejected

she crawls to the Ant!

Dragonfly.

Ant, my dear,

save from winter, cover!

Look, I'm cold

You are the only one left with me!

Don't leave me, dear friend

let me gather my strength

And until spring only days

feed and warm!

Ant.

Gossip, this is strange to me:

did you work during the summer?

In your head this-wei

and I'm a serious ant!

Dragonfly.

Before that, my dear, it was

in soft ants with us

Songs playfulness every hour

Everything turned my head!

Ant.

Ah, so you….

Dragonfly.

From the bottom of my heart I sang all the red summer ....

Ant.

Did you all sing? This business!

So go dance!

Presenter 3:

We will regret the dragonfly, invite us to the holiday.

We will warm and feed, drink sweet tea!

Bee 1:

After all, we worked all summer,

winter is not terrible for us

Bee 2:

Here is honey, chamomile, mint,

all the guys stock up on health for the winter

Ant:

Here's the raspberry jam

there will be a dance with the mood!

Song "The Leaves Turned Yellow"

The leaves turned yellow
The birds have flown away
Autumn, autumn
Autumn, autumn

Puddles on the road
Cold on the doorstep
Autumn, autumn
Autumn, autumn

Warm boots
Feet don't get wet
Autumn, autumn
Autumn, autumn

Gloomy weather
sad nature
Autumn, autumn
Autumn, autumn

Dragonfly. Well, thank you guys, I was careless once. And now I understand everything: I will find something for myself in the fall!

Based on thefablesI. A. Krylova

We bring to your attention the script for home puppet theater. It takes three people to play the fable. You can do it together - if you take on the role of a storyteller and, for example, an ant. This fable of Krylov is taught at school, but you can easily play it with preschoolers - after all, the main “verbal” load falls on the narrator, and an adult can take on this role. And, of course, this is a great way to learn a fable if your child has already been given it at home. The props for the performance are very simple. Not too difficult to manufacture and puppet puppets. Of course, you can play this scenario in your home puppet theater by simply cutting out the silhouettes of these characters from paper, but puppets are very suitable for this performance. After all, it is so convenient to “jump and flutter” for a puppet dragonfly. In addition, children really like such “dolls on strings”. Perhaps because of the puppets, not only the audience, but also the "puppeteer" has an elusive feeling that "the puppets walk by themselves."

Characters:

  • The narrator
  • Dragonfly
  • Ant

Preparing for the performance

  • . We suggest making these pom-pom dolls, but any balls will do.
  • Make a clearing with flowers. You can do it - they are easy to make. Lay a brown cloth or paper on the table. Put some real twigs, and flowers on top. When autumn comes according to the scenario, the flowers can be removed or blown off the table.
  • Before the performance, arrange a rehearsal - teach the dragonfly to dance, fly, and the hardworking ant to sigh heavily, wipe sweat from his forehead and show with all his appearance what a hard worker he is.

Scenery:On the stage is a clearing with bright flowers. You can turn on fun music.

The dragonfly flies over the flowers, whirls, dances, then freezes, then quickly flies to another flower. Instead of music, the Dragonfly can sing something funny.

The narrator

Jumper Dragonfly

Summer sang red;

Didn't have time to look back

As winter rolls in the eyes.

You can turn on music with wind noise. We remove the flowers, leaving bare ground with twigs. It is already difficult for the dragonfly to fly, its movements are slow. She groans and falls to the ground. He lies for a while, then sits down, looks around and wanders on.

The narrator

The field is dead;

There are no more bright days,

As under each leaf

Both the table and the house were ready.

Everything is gone: with a cold winter

Need, hunger comes;

The dragonfly no longer sings:

And who will mind

On the stomach to sing hungry!

Evil melancholy dejected,

She crawls to the Ant ...

AppearsAnt. You can tie a bag to Ant's hand or give a shovel. The dragonfly saw the Ant, stopped, and hesitantly approached the Ant closer.

Dragonfly

Don't leave me, dear godfather!

Give me the strength to gather

And until spring only days

Feed and warm!

Ant

Gossip, this is strange to me:

Did you work during the summer?

The narrator

Ant tells her.

Dragonfly

Before that, my dear, was it?

In soft ants we have

Songs, playfulness every hour,

So that turned his head.

Ant

Ah, so you...

Dragonfly

... I am without a soul

The whole summer she sang.

The dragonfly begins to spin, spreads its wings, flies above the ground. The ant shakes its head accusingly.

Ant

Did you all sing? this business:

So go dance!

The ant quietly grumbles and wanders on with a bag (shovel). The dragonfly sighs heavily, lowers its paws and dejectedly walks in the other direction.

Scenario of the play "Dragonfly and Ant"

based on the fable of I. A. Krylov

Tasks: to create conditions for instilling in children a love for the word of art, to develop speech activity, to evoke an emotional response to a work of art.

Characters: Dragonfly, ants, bees, winter, leading.

Stroke:

Presenter: The long-awaited hot summer has come. The sun rises high, shines brightly, warms gently. All insects love to bask in the sun, in its bright rays. Look, it's a dragonfly.

Dragonfly:

Here I am - a miracle dragonfly,

Only wings and eyes

I tremble in the air

And I shine in the sun

Oh, what a nice, wonderful day! I want to play and sing.

Dragonfly dance.

Dragonfly: how beautiful it is around, how many flowers.

The path runs through the meadow
Dive left, right.
Wherever you look, flowers are all around
Yes, knee-deep grass.
Green meadow, like a wonderful garden,
Smelly and fresh in the hours of dawn.
Beautiful, rainbow colors
They are strewn with bouquets.
I. Surikov

The girls perform a dance of flowers, to the music of P.I. Tchaikovsky "Waltz of the Flowers".

The ant boys come out, work, drag branches.

Dragonfly: Look, here are the ants - my friends. Hello ants.

Ant, ant,You pity yourselfGet some restGet off the track.

Ant 1:

Roof in the ant house
It's time to fix.
Out for the straw
Ant in the morning.
To her across the road
Arrived without delay.
looked around,
Touched:
Very good!

Ant 2:

Grabbed by paws
Once and dragged ...
Under burdock hats
Hillock house.
Not easy,
But to the house
It drags anyway.
For you -
Straw,
And for him -
Log!

Ant 3:

Wow, how hot it got
I even got my forehead wet!
I would have thrown
Yes, it's a pity:
Home is not far!

After all, we must remember

Not only about fun

Let's build a house

And there will be housewarming!

Ants are building a house - an anthill.

Children fly in - bees, collect honey from flowers.

bee 1.

From flower to flower
The bee is flying.
Preparing the honey
Always cheerful.
From dawn to dawn
In labors and worries,
Be known as a loafer
She doesn't feel like it at all.

Bee 2:

In summer, the bees all day
Collect nectar is not too lazy.
They'll take it away later.
To the hiveyour wonderful home.

Bee 3:

A bee has a lot of worries!
Only in the morning the sun rose
And the bee is already in labor,
Collects juice in flowers!
Gathers two baskets
It will take it to the hive house,
And again flies to the meadow
So all day, around the circle.
Where is there to sing like a dragonfly,
Egoza dancer!
It is necessary to pour honey into honeycombs,
Yes, spread out on the shelves!

Dragonfly: I don’t want to work, I’ll have time, I’ll wait.

Presenter:

Jumper Dragonfly
Summer sang red;
Didn't have time to look back
As winter rolls in the eyes.

Winter:

White snow, fluffy
Spinning in the air
And the earth is quiet
Falling, laying down.

And in the morning with snow
The field is white
Like a veil
All dressed him up.

Like a light fluffThe snowflake is dancing.The white dress sparkles.Why doesn't she melt?

The dance of the snowflakes. Winter covers the anthill with a white sheet - snow.

Dragonfly:

So recently to us in the window
The sun shines every day
And now the time has come -
A blizzard took a walk in the field.

The dragonfly is dead.

Presenter:

Everything is gone: with a cold winter
Need, hunger comes;
The dragonfly no longer sings:
And who will mind
On the stomach to sing hungry!
Evil melancholy dejected,
She crawls to the Ant.

Dragonfly approaches the anthill, knocks.

Don't leave me, dear godfather!
Give me the strength to gather
And until spring only days
Feed and warm!

Ant:

Gossip, this is strange to me:
Did you work during the summer?

Dragonfly:

Before that, my dear, was it?
In soft ants we have
Songs, playfulness every hour,
So that turned his head.

Ant: The ant is a rare hard worker,Everyone in the forest knows about itCarrying branches all dayHe respects hard work!Well, if someone is lazy -The ant is not friendly with this one,Everyone has to work!Loafer - no one needs!

Dragonfly:

I will stop being lazy. I will babysit the kids. And I will become your assistant, Only, brother, warm.

The ant puts a fur coat on the dragonfly.

Ants, bees, dragonflies come out. All together they sing the song "There is always a job."

There's always a job
Sl. M. Ivensen, music. A. Alexandrova



The chicken needs to be watered
Kitten needs to be fed
And dishes, and dishes
And wash the dishes.

There is always something for skillful hands,
If you take a good look around:
And the garden needs to be watered
And the doll must be sheathed,
And pictures and pictures
And draw pictures.

There is always something for skillful hands,
If you take a good look around,
And the one who does not find the case,
Let it be boring for a whole year
And lazy and lazy
And he will be known as lazy!

FUNNY SCENES IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

Dragonfly and Ant in a new way

Jumper Dragonfly

Watched the whole movie all night

Didn't have time to look back.

Eyes are closed.

On a comfortable bed

Dragonfly has a sweet dream,

Like all her notebooks

In perfect order.

Gotta wake up in the morning

Go back to school.

Evil melancholy dejected,

She crawls to the Ant.

Don't leave me, dear friend

I have no strength to learn.

In general, I want to say:

Let me write off the homework.

Gossip, this is strange to me.

Well tell me a secret

What were you doing yesterday?

Rested until the morning!

I was walking on the street

At home she sang and danced,

Still managed to play

I lay down and ate

I looked at Yeralash ...

Will you write off when you give me?

Do you feel sorry for notebooks?

Well, you, Dragonfly, impudent!

I know, grandfather Krylov

Loves ants.

Us, poor dragonflies,

Doesn't count for people.

(Dragonfly or dragonflies-

How do they say it right?)

Yes, I'm very lucky

That I did not become a dragonfly.

Get an education

Impossible without effort.

The moral of this fable you learn:

Learn, don't be a dragonfly!

At Lukomorye

Meet me, I'm that green oak,

A golden chain hangs on me.

Day and night the cat is a scientist

Everything walks, everything rattles the chain!

Cat

Not a cat, but a cat, by the way,

But Pushkin was simply a poet.

He's not a zoologist, that's for sure

And for him there is no difference,

What a cat, what a young cat ...

And I've been suffering for two centuries!

Mermaid

Pushkin was a great poet,

But he called the good nanny a friend

And he offered me a drink.

What did he pour into the mug?

I won't tell you about this.

But here I am sitting on the branches,

Though in the sea I must frolic.

How I dream of drowning myself!

There are 30 beautiful knights,

And here life passes in vain.

Princess

Think sitting on a branch

And here I am - behind bars, in a cage,

I've been sitting in a dungeon for 200 years

And I'm only friends with the brown wolf!

baba yaga

And I have trouble with the hut -

It goes, wanders by itself.

Unseen animals all around

Suddenly scratch my door!

Ah, my poor hut!

Well, get me, Uncle Pushkin!

Pushkin

Did you call me? I came!

Dear father!

Mermaid

You found us!

I withdraw all claims

Just think, the hut is walking!

Cat

And I agree to be a cat!

Princess

And my dungeon is my father's house!

Just don't leave us here

Live here, compose fairy tales!

Pushkin

There are many poets here without me,

And it's time for me to go

I want to give back to Dantes.

And I wish you not to be bored

And write poetry.

Farewell! All my respect!

What do you have?

Who rested in the country

Who made the purchases...

Mum ………. sewing something

Mum …………. cooked soup,

Mum …………. ate a bun,

Mom ………… watched the film.

It was evening, there was nothing…

The jackdaw sat on the fence, the cat climbed into the attic,

Suddenly, mother Nadia said just like that:

And we have “five” in our notebook, and you?

And we have a "troyak" again, and you?

And yesterday our son wrote an essay,

Well, ours is playing chips and shouting “U-e-fa” all the time!

Those horrible screams gave me a headache!

My son got into a fight yesterday and rolled on the floor,

I washed my pants for two hours and sewed up my shirt!

And our daughter does not like to get up to school in the morning,

And now we dream with dad to buy a crane!

Ours does not like vermicelli, this is the time

Making your bed is two

And, fourthly, I asked the child to wash the floor,

Answers: - I won’t have time, I need to urgently learn the role!

Well, I dream very much again to become like my daughter,

To throw off twenty-five years and become a child again!

I would jump on a jump rope! I would play hopscotch!

Oh, and I would put bumps on all the boys!

Well, I could eat for a ruble - twenty the whole day!

Yes, when we were children, this time was not appreciated!

Our school years flew by forever!

I have to go, because my daughter needs to draw something there.

Well, my son told me to write 2 rhymes!

I have to solve two problems and sew a suit by tomorrow!

Different mothers are needed, all kinds of mothers are important!

It was evening, there was nothing to argue about!

The wolf and the seven Young goats

I'll tell you a fairy tale. There lived a goat with goats,

And those goats were great guys:

They loved to jump and jump and play different games,

All the cartoons were watched, they did not want to study.

Their dad brought money, was often on business trips,

And my mother stayed at home, children, was engaged in housekeeping.

You, kids, you kids, - mother always told them, -

You don't jump, you don't shout, but sit down, you teach lessons!

All right, I'm tired of it! Come on, let's get down to business quickly!

Come on, students, open your diaries!

We weren't asked anything!

Or maybe you didn’t write down what you were asked to teach today?

Admit it yourself, or I'll have to call other kids,

Obedient, smart kids!

And learn a poem

And write two essays!

Finish the work piece

Tomorrow's report is due!

Also, to my great regret, learn the multiplication table!

But you, mother, will you help us?

We can't do everything ourselves!

We do not understand anything and we do not know this topic!

ALL! My patience has run out!

Your teaching is torment to me!

I went to the concert, in DC!

Learn! Bye

Hear, someone is knocking, I'll look through the peephole ...

Someone gray and shaggy!

Brothers, it's a wolf!

Little kids, kids, open up, open up,

Your mother came, she brought milk!

Enough, wolf, don't pretend, come to us, don't be shy!

Lock the door, brothers!

All caught, predatory beast!

Come on, quickly undress, get down to the lessons!

Solve me three problems!

Sharpen your pencils!

Learn a poem with me!

Draw a seascape!

Compose me a story in a dozen and a half sentences!

Tell me about the ataman, how he drowned in the river!

At the same time about Genghis Khan!

HELP! GUARD!

What? What happened?

Mum! Help soon!

I don’t understand how it happened - there were seven children in the morning, this one, it seems, is the eighth ...

What happened to the head? I won't take anything for granted!

Mum! Yes, it's a wolf!

Former wolf! Now the goat! I used to be very angry

And now - more tender than a flower, I want to be your son! Don't drive!

So be it - stay with us to live!

I rested for an hour ... Well, let's have our lesson!

Kolobok in a new way

Lived - there was a grandfather and a woman not far away, but in our school,

They ate bread and porridge. It's just that they were sad.

They had no children, they had no grandchildren,

That is why sadness, melancholy, a hole came to them.

And the grandmother and grandfather decided not to be sad, not toil,

It is better to go to the dining room with a cheerful song!

They walked with a friendly step, scraped together a little flour there,

Butter, sugar and salt! Here are the freaks!

From that composition, the woman thought to bake a pie,

But while fiddling with the dough, it turned out a bun!

They cooled that gingerbread man, put it on the window,

Have a little rest. But they forgot one thing:

After all, they read the tale far more than once,

But they did not believe that a fairy tale is a real story!

That bun rolled! Tired of lying down!

He leaned on the threshold and ran himself to run.

He sees - on the way the director of the school dear.

With a surprised look, he looks at the unsociable miracle!

Gingerbread man sang a song here, than he finished off the director,

But his experience is scientific, his director praised!

She didn’t kick him out of the camp, and didn’t want to eat him,

And only wished him success and much happiness.

Said to keep him out of sight of the other kids

And then he will have to find out, how a tear rolls from his eyes.

After all, kids will make you have fun and jump,

And they will teach you to dance and sing, and they won't let you sleep.

But our hero - a brave fellow did not heed the advice,

And with joy, enthusiasm, he quickly jumped to the kids.

He, of course, was surprised at first by the exploits of the children.

They tickled him, made him jump faster!

I had to invent games for them, and dance and sing songs,

To get him and torment them there was no time to be in time!

But the gingerbread man got used to them soon and learned to live with them,

And now grandma and grandpa don't have to grieve either.

The director, with obvious admiration, said that it was better not to have him!

You will be the leader here! After all, there is no one here cooler!

Since then, that school has a competition for the best counselor,

But still, it will be difficult for you to find a better kolobok!

TALE (Instant performance)

5 people are involved. King, butterfly, bunny, fox, chicken.

In a certain kingdom-state there lived a positive optimistic king. Once the king was walking along a forest path, and not just walking, but jumping. He waved his arms, generally enjoyed life. I was chasing a multi-colored butterfly, but I still couldn’t catch it. And a butterfly will show him his tongue, then he will make a face. In general, the word indecent will shout. In the end, the butterfly got tired of teasing the king, and she flew away into the thicket of the forest. And the king laughed and galloped on.

Suddenly, a little hare jumped out to meet him. The king was frightened by surprise and stood in the pose of an ostrich, that is, head down. The bunny was surprised at such a royal pose. Trembling with fear. The bunny's paws shook. And the hare screamed in an inhuman voice.

And just then the fox was returning from the night shift from the poultry farm. Brought a chicken home. The fox saw what was happening on the path, but in surprise she let go of the chicken.

And the chicken turned out to be insolent. She cackled with delight, gave the fox a crack, so much so that she clutched her head in pain. And the hen jumped up to the king and pecked at his leg. The king jumped in surprise and straightened up, and the bunny, out of fear of such a fox, jumped on its paws and grabbed it by the ears.

The fox here abruptly took a course into the forest thicket. And the king and the brave hen also jumped along the path cheerfully and positively. And then. Holding hands. They rode off in the direction of the royal palace. What do you think will happen next with the chicken?

Well, I don’t know this, but I think that everything will be fine with her, like with all the guests present.

"Laughter through tears"

Characters: king, queen, princess, soldier, oak, girlfriends, raven, curtain, chest, stump, flowers, butterflies, hedgehogs, wind, leader.

The curtain opens.

In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, Princess Nesmeyana lived. She walked up and down the yard, pressing her hands to her cheeks, then to her chest, then to her head, and wept bitterly. Tears flowed in a stream, and soon she was in a pool of tears. The king heard her cry and was very frightened when he saw a puddle. On tiptoe, the king jumped over the puddle and let's console the princess. He took his hand, patted his shoulder, wiped his tears, wiped his nose - but nothing helped, the princess sobbed. The father lowered his head below his shoulders, and he looks around, looks around. Suddenly, he noticed that a chest appeared, so convenient. The king was delighted, sat on the chest and became sad, plunged into thought: “What to do next?”

The curtain is closing

The curtain opens.

Again the princess is alone, and again weeps. Girlfriends came in, began to calm, console - nothing happens. They began to disturb her, make her laugh, make faces, jump on one leg, fall. Then the girlfriends joined hands, surrounding the princess, and began to dance. And the princess kept crying. Finally, her friends stroked her head and also roared. The frightened mother-queen ran to the screams, stood up as if rooted to the spot, seeing such a picture, and when she came to her senses, she closed her mouth and began to ask, look into her eyes, stroke her head, and suddenly accidentally stepped into a puddle and almost drowned. The beluga queen also roared. Finally, everyone was tired of crying, wiped away their tears and went into another room.

The curtain is closing

The curtain opens.

Meanwhile, a brave soldier was walking through the forest. He waved his arms, stamped his feet and smiled cheerfully, although he was tired. He stepped out into the clearing and looked around. He sees a stump in front of him, walked around him and sat down. And flowers bloomed all around. From the breath of the breeze, they waved their heads, moved their leaves and smiled, colorful butterflies fluttered in the air, hedgehogs ran, then the hedgehogs gathered near the stump and began to look at the soldier, and the soldier at them. Nearby grew a huge branchy oak. Suddenly a raven flew in, sat down on an oak and let's croak, opening its beak wide. An evil wind came up, began to blow, the oak swayed, the raven fell from the tree, and the soldier fell from the stump, near which the hedgehogs were sitting, right on them. The soldier, having pricked himself, groaned, groaned, and the hedgehogs, frightened, ran away. Butterflies whirled and flew away, and the flowers trembled with fear and clung to each other, and then hid their heads.

The curtain is closing

The curtain opens.

The wind finally died down, calmed down, there was silence. The soldier got ready for the road and went on.

The curtain is closing

The curtain opens.

A soldier came to the palace and opened his mouth in surprise. Beauty was a palace indescribable. The soldier listened, looked closely and saw: the tsar with the decree, the tsarina with the princess and her girlfriends, were running straight at him, and all were waving their hands. And in the decree, the order: "Whoever makes my daughter laugh, he will become her husband and receive half the kingdom." The soldier drew himself up, combed his hair, straightened his uniform and thought: “I’ll try, maybe, indeed, I’ll be lucky. The princess is good, and half the kingdom will not hurt. And the princess cries and cries. A brave soldier approached, took her by the white hands and swore an oath that he would make the princess laugh. She stopped crying in surprise, looks at him attentively. The soldier stood on one leg, picked up the other with his hands and let's spin like a top, depicting playing the balalaika. Everyone laughed. The princess endured, endured, then wiped her tears, smiled, and clapped her hands. She liked the brave soldier. The soldier fell at her feet for joy. Everyone was overjoyed. The soldier was lifted up and the princess was brought to him. Everyone is happy, the tears have ended, the fun has begun.

The curtain is closing

The curtain opens.

All the artists come out. Stormy applause.

Dragonfly and ant in a new way

Pretty hot on a June day
Forgetting about the rest for a long time,
Smashing with gasoline and diesel fuel,
An ant carried a log home.

Suddenly in a clearing near the river
He looked up in surprise.
It's carefree and lazy
A dragonfly dozed in the shadows.


September turns into summer
The rain knocks on the window every other day,
Having obtained a jersey somewhere,
Pret ant home log.
And on the ferry across the river
In the shade of an umbrella, closing your eyes,
Theater or disco
A dragonfly swims slowly.

The damned winter is fierce,
The sheepskin coat does not heat a damn thing,
But the ant does not protest -
Dragging two logs through the snow.

Began to rest. I sighed heavily.
And suddenly I saw that in the sleigh
Dashing three horses in harness
They rush the dragonfly all in sables.

Where are you going - tell me, girlfriend,
Not knowing the essence of being?
- For leisure activities
I'm going to a dinner party.


Nice to have a glass of tea
Among talented people
I love, beau monde tasting the spirit,
See the birth of ideas...

Having shouldered the logs again,
The ant answered her like this:
“You will see if there is Krylov,
Tell him he's a m...ak."

One day an ant
came to Broadway
and there he bought a tailcoat,
raspberry jacket
and yellow shoes
and he became like a picture.

An ant had
own policy,
he was not a rogue in life
and he respected work,
he loved to work
but did not beat the drum.


And he was, yes
labor drummer,
and believed that the works
save from need
also had a plus:
he joined the union.

When the summer ended
then the union for it
bought him a ticket
for him to see the light.
For the right view
he received an award.

dragonfly friend,
huge eyes,
winged like a bird
loved to have fun
did not want to work
all summer long she sang.

Autumn sometimes
she had a different path:
she was a singer
and flew to Nice,
sang vocals there
and received a prize.

At a competition in Italy
she was given regalia,
now sings at La Scala,
but that's not enough for her
thinks it's time
her to sing at the Grand Opera.

This history
says my friends
that both talent and work,
bear their fruits.

But most importantly,
go your own way
and be yourself
both summer and winter.

Autumn is coming, dragonfly!
Are you jumping and fluttering?
So the night frost
they will surround your blondie hair! ..

The wind will pluck the outfit,
showers will wash away the layer of coloring;
run out of your limit
cavaliers build eyes! ..

Who will run away,
sinking deeper into the cracks,
labor haters,
everything is golden elite!..


Yachts will lay keel in the mud,
rusty "Mercedes";
the light will not be nice to you,
the heroine of a children's play!

Ah, the stern ant,
hard worker and truth-teller,
how dark it is in your hole,
save even candles?..

Look: crimson sunset,
the stars are twinkling!
You can't bring July back
Well, at least pour some tea...

Soak breadcrumbs in water
I stir sugar with a spoon;
dust is flying from the ceiling,
well, so ... the hut will pull! ..


Are you saying you've been in love?
all mine that honestly lived?
In chests cloth and linen,
and a Versace suit even?..

Very cute, I'm trembling
im in awe!
It was delicious, I'm leaving
my respect for the food!..

Look: crimson sunset,
the stars are twinkling!
You will not return July back;
it will be cold? I know...


Dragonfly and ant. TALE

There are many fables in the world, even children know this.
I love fables very much, I catch every word.
But I love one more, cherishing it in my memory.
The fable is known to everyone, although not very flattering.
But here's the thing, the topic suddenly touched me.
And I decided to write another story in response.
What will happen? Don't know. Well friends, I'm starting.
***

Lived-were on the edge, in a small forest hut,
Where the stream flowed, dragonfly and ant.
They lived so-so, not really. The dragonfly is busy all day
Either around the house, or in the forest, he is looking for pure dew.
Then in the morning flying to the meadow, surrounded by friends,
He will collect nectar from flowers, a generous gift from nature.
And carries him home to the snowy winter,
With an ant, do not starve, and wait out the frost.
***

Well, what about an ant? He was a noble swindler,
And he is also a miser and a spendthrift, in general, a complete idiot.
Day-to-day he lies on a leaf under a willow,
He does not want to do anything, but he grumbles like an old grandfather.
But one fine day, when the sun hid in the shade,
The dragonfly, returning from the field, says to him: “How long?
You will lie all day, “beat the buckets” and grumble.
Get your ass up and go to the next garden
Gather more berries so that we have enough for a year.
The ant already jumped up, paws as rolled up.
“What are you, what are you, God bless you, you don’t see I’m sick.
I have sciatica, and gout, and bronchitis.
You, my dear, manage without me.
The dragonfly was silent, raising its eyes to heaven.
She flew back to the field to work as much as she could.
**

But once flying, between swampy bumps,
Clinging, the dragonfly tore the stocking.
From annoyance, all in tears, the dragonfly returned to the house.
She rushed to her husband, asking him as a friend:
“Listen, dear ant, give me a few rubles.
I need to buy stockings, otherwise there is nothing to wear.
The ant answered her: “Maybe I will, or maybe not.
I remember, last year, you bought like,
And stockings, and socks, and two silk handkerchiefs.
So what else do you want? You fool my head
You patch holes in them, and fly for another five years.
The dragonfly got angry, stamped its foot,
And she drove the ant out of the house with a broom,
With the words: "I'm tired! Life with you got me.
Get out of sight, my dear hubby!”
Our ant is very proud, it is clear that he is grated kalach.
“Drove it! Yes, let it be! There's nothing for me to be sad about.
I will go to my friends and find shelter with them.”
***

Here he runs to Machaon (such a butterfly),
It flies through meadows and fields all day long.
And he lives under a snag and is reputed to be a terrible miser.
An ant knocks on the door: “Open your friend soon!
I really need you right now!” Machaon: “I have a cold.
You can’t open the door, go away as soon as possible! ”
***


Having trampled in front of the door, the ant wandered into the village.
There in a small hut, behind an old stove,
His good friend lived. "I'm sure he'll help"
The ant thought so, and slipped under the door.
And then I ran behind the stove, taking a candle with me.
And behind the stove, the cricket tuned its bow.
Ant to him: “Hi! Haven't seen you for a hundred years
And to you, out of old friendship, I looked in for lunch.
And another thing, my dragonfly went crazy.
She kicked me out of the house, and now I'm homeless.
You would shelter me, well, at least for three days.
"Yes, business!" - said the cricket and tuned his bow.
"I feel sorry for you. But to be honest, it's crowded behind the stove.
I will have to apologize, and to you, friend, to say goodbye.
Don’t be angry with me, there will be time, visit me.”
***


Saying goodbye to the cricket, the ant left the house.
And he went to a neighbor, a caterpillar that lived on a branch.
And among the garden windy brethren she was known as special.
So he climbed onto a branch, he says: “Hi, neighbor.
How are you, how are you, and what are you dreaming about now?
Remember how you two kissed in the rain?
“Well, I remember!” he says. “My back still hurts.
After all, it blew me then, the wind blew my back.
Well, why are you now looking at such a late hour?


The ant was hardly embarrassed, but his face did not change.
He scratched the back of his head, thought a little and said:
“The fact is that my wife and I broke up,
And I want to live with you, my soul. How good are you."
Making a sour grimace, she answers immediately:
“Yes, I once loved, but it was a long time ago.
I'll give you a simple advice, come back home.
Gently kiss your wife, and admit your guilt.
After all, in the winter you will disappear, get sick and die.
***

Here is such a misfortune. Our ant almost crying,
With bowed head, slowly walked home.
He knocked softly on the door, opened it, and entered the house.
“Forgive me, wife, and let me go home.
I will not forget your lesson, I will help you.
The dragonfly chuckled, narrowing its round eyes.
“Well, sit down, eat and now listen to me.
If I even once suddenly hear your refusal,
Help me, then I'll kick you out forever,
You will live alone in the forest, and winter is already on your nose.
***

The moral of this fable is clear. To not be offended
For yourself and for your friends, don't live like an ant.
If you want to live beautifully, eat deliciously and sleep sweetly,
Then you are obliged to help your beloved wife in everything.