AT modern world people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. To come up interesting scenario you don’t need a lot of time, but just pick up cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny scenes

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in the soul, it is necessary to approach its organization with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The action must be positive.

The choice of scenes depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman in her 50s.

It doesn't matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, girlfriend or mother, in any case, it should be extremely positive.

Good wishes of the magic chicken

One guest wears a chicken costume. There should be two kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads the congratulations to the birthday man, after which he says that he has two magical testicles that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various little men). After handing over the kinder, the guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene, you will need costumes for a mouse, a bunny, a bear, a fox, a frog, a cuckoo and a frog. If it is not possible to find animal costumes, then you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

1. The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he drinks a couple of sips of alcohol, and goes to bed. The cuckoo is chirping.
2. Knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo calls a couple of times.
3. They knock again. This time, a frog, who has always been the best friend of the owner of the den, came to visit the bear. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is a mess all around.

   The frog starts to clean up. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but the frog refuses. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. After drinking one hundred grams, the cuckoo cuckoos again, the wolf cheered up and sang, and the frog cleans up.

4. There is a knock on the door. Bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to interfere with it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull one hundred grams. The bunny is against, and the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. They drank - the cuckoo cuckooed.
5. The fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf doesn't care - he wants to drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo pulls another stack and calls.
6. The fox diligently tries to draw the attention of the wolf to himself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid any attention. The little mouse quickly picks up the rest of the alcohol and runs away. No one understood where the bottle of alcohol had gone.
7. The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get drunk. The wolf understands what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she does not mind, only there is nothing to drink. The cuckoo cuckoos and turns off.
8. The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his dwelling to the guests. He's looking for booze. Let's not let the bear die of a hangover!
   After that, the host asks to raise glasses and drink for the birthday girl.

Funny scenes for a name day on video

Look at the video for funny scenes at the birthday table for a 60-year-old woman:

Funny sketches for a birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The scene will cheer up everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

We need a guest who will play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, such as a nurse. The patient must be a birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical staff should leave. After a while, a doctor appears, in whose hands is a leaflet with a diagnosis, which he will have to read out.

1. Name and surname.
2. Age: in the prime of life.
3. Pulse: not measurable.
4. Blood group: many red cells.
5. Heart rate: happy.
6. Vision: sees the positive in everything.
7. Diseases: unexpectedly can fall into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
8. Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
9. Conclusion: the patient began to live not so long ago and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulation scene for a man

Men have a lot individual characteristics to be emphasized on a birthday.

Holiday. Any person, having heard this word, involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays are reduced to drinking alcohol, fighting and screaming. It's not that difficult to spend an anniversary fun and interesting. Especially when it comes to a woman's birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives deserve just a grandiose celebration. Attach a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Training

The scenario of the holiday needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet, and props should be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. It is not necessary to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in your own home, usually everything you need is easily located there. Each competition, scene, congratulations on the anniversary of a woman should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste here. When choosing a theme for the holiday, consider the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to beat and “laugh” at them professional activity. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will not get in the way and have fun!

30 is the best age

Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the East. Shah - oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovinich will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, props for black servants. Give all the men present the task of coming up with a compliment to the hero of the day. Put on black stockings for the servants, put on beads, wreaths of flowers, straw skirts - everything you can think of for the image. Wide robes and turbans will do. Invite any male guest, preferably liberated, to play the role of Shah. Dress him in a chic outfit, a turban, and put polka-dot family shorts on his clothes under the props!

The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman of 30 years old will begin with the fact that the culprit will be taken out into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves go around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and, under white hands, lower the hero of the day to the floor. The host begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The shah himself and the ruler of the country of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless, aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks in an incomprehensible gibberish. The moderator asks for an interpreter. In advance, give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper, let him read them as an interpreter.

"You broke my heart

I will marry you!

The 33rd wife never hurts!

Gather your family, I will load you on a camel,

And let's go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!

Leading: “Now the shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and a marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with striptease elements to oriental music. Throwing off the robe-props, he remains in family shorts with polka dots.

Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the hand of the birthday girl, say his compliment as a congratulation.

35 - there is nowhere to take such a beauty

The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the appearance of wrinkles and extra folds. Remind her how attractive she is: men pay attention, as before, to a young girl. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 35 years old will be held on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns, halos on the head, dress the child with Cupid.

The host addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother has revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to the horoscope you are a Goddess! And relatives descended from Mount Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you always remain the same incomparable!

The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.

Host: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry in childhood, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now it is clear to everyone why in life she does everything better than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let's all raise our glasses and take turns saying one good parting word to our Goddess!”

The guests raise their glasses and say what they want (good, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their word on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he gives this gift to the hero of the day: "Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light."

Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.

Host: “Today, Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will like such a scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman. Cool moments will be in the appearance of a new hero. In the role of Hercules, there should be the most flimsy and thin guest that you can find!

“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Host: "Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes." Hercules pretends to apply superhuman strength - and breaks the thread.

Host: “Hercules will raise 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” On a pre-prepared jar, "5 tons" is written. Hercules lifts weights and gets applause!

The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.

berry

Everyone knows the expression "At 45 - a woman is a berry again!" Under this motto, there will also be a scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 45 years old! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed up in costumes of raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, cherries, blueberries, watermelons. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half of the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.

Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! The same young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed-up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The scene begins with congratulations on the anniversary of the woman with the exit of the cherry.

"Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,

Bright, sweet and beautiful!

So that everyone wants you

And looked enviously!

Strawberry:

“I wish you happiness, juicy, like me!

To have a lot of money

To stand outside the door a broom.

Banknotes will revenge them

And carry it in a piggy bank!

"How many bones are in me -

I wish you so many diamonds!

Arrange in boxes

Shine through life and shine!”

“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is useful!

So that, like me, always be

And beautiful and necessary

Could cure a cold

And have fun with the kids!"

Half a life

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years old should be fun and musical! The best decision- this is a congratulation from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long bright skirts that guests will wear, and shirts for men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and fabric cuts, gathering them with an elastic band. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Pick up incendiary music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and incendiary scene-congratulations on a woman's anniversary. Funny costumes will complete the picture, and a bear that comes out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will make a splash!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl, dance around her. Here comes an old gypsy woman with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do it in a veiled way so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always comes out funny and interesting. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 55 years will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, a souvenir, a box of chocolates.

Pirate attributes can be asked from children: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of the woman will be full of adventures. Put the birthday girl on a chair and shackle in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete the comic tasks of the pirates in order to free the hero of the holiday.

Tasks

Exercise 1

The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.

Task 2

Now the talent contest. The pirate and the guest dance an incendiary dance or sing karaoke.

Task 3

One of the pirates and the guest show their athletic data: push-ups, squats, jump rope, who is longer.

After all the tasks completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink for her health.

grandpa's wife

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 60 years old can be performed in a fabulous style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy tale characters will come to congratulate her. More native and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The presenter explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests who want to give presents have come to her. Guests dressed up as fairy tale characters enter.

Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me! It will be boring - come visit us, we'll grind a seagull with fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden for your granddaughters!” Then Baba Yaga hands over the keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.

Koschei: “I actually flew to get married! But since it's your anniversary here, I'll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow! Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!

Have fun from the heart

In no case do not spend the holidays boring, without contests and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and do not lose

Gifting a birthday girl can be not only solemn, it can be used to arrange a game or entertainment moment. For example, any holiday is very enlivened - various congratulations from guests with a scattering of comic or useful, but presented with a humorous supply, gifts and trifles. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her assembled guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous, but since they are given by very close people, this does not bother anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then its tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Here are collected comic congratulations - anniversary gifts for women various authors (thank you for the ideas!), which, if suitable, you can use in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman

"And we have a present for you!"

This is a fun table chant for the anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the words of the host, the guests should shout in unison:
"And we, and we have a present for you!"

We are here today for a reason
Gathered together, friends!
Everywhere jokes, congratulations,
Birthday wishes.
birthday girl just
Let's congratulate now!
Come on, guests, join
And scream with all your might
Like someone's got you for something
Bitten very hard.

Tanya got up early today

So that she would not be in a hurry.

Start before it's too late

Get yourself in order.

Tanya comes to a white bath,

To wash your head

And shampoo - well, not a drop.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box.

So tired of dressing up
I began to make my way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came
And today there is no coffee.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box.

We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy day
And already upset.

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (gives candy).

So Tanya began to cook,
Got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (Handing a bag of pepper)

Finally dinner is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a gift for you" - (handed .... a bag of salt)

Here comes the last guest
And a whole load of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: "And we, and we have a present for you" - (give .... a sponge)

Don't take it as an insult
This joke is congratulations.
Smile, sing songs
Know that your friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1. Happy birthday, congratulations,

We wish you all the best.

We give technology to you

And fashionable clothes.

To quickly clean the apartment

Get a wonderful car

Very easy to handle

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,

Will take away all your chaos.

Gently in your hands you will take

You wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from all over the apartment

Scatter - no dust.

He won't take up much space.

It will fit into any slot.

saves kilowatts,

Doesn't rattle and is lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine

Nowhere for dust to fly (give a broom)

2. Here is the device "Just in case",

In life, he is the best assistant,

With him, grief is not a problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous

Enema - scientifically.

It is not difficult to apply

We will provide instructions (gives an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will go away

He will remove all the slags from you

The body will look slender.

In general, we tell you

He is irreplaceable in life.

With extensive angina

You can gargle your throat

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Being with him at the dacha

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you've made sure

What a miracle we give you

And now boldly through life

You will go with her.

3. As for the outfit

You quickly put it on

You will be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties on wadding

Fit perfectly

Because in November

The cold is fierce in the yard.

Put it on quickly

Lure men to sex.

It's not that hard to warm up together

And you can't freeze

Wearing hot pants

You will live through any cold (gives diapers).

4. And boots from Versace

The last peep is not otherwise.

All their winter you carry

And you won't freeze your feet (give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

Emphasize your figure

I broke my long leg.

Klavka Slate would herself

I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like in the Sahara

You carry gifts

And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink

We will gather again

Happiness of women without end.

We wish you Happy Birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from girlfriends with gifts "Country treats".

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do him honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw a sardine in here, maybe even half (gives a jar of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious, if there is stew. (give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups, serve loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, if there is condensed milk. (give condensed milk)

5. If you call solid cream to the dacha of society,
Do not rely on potatoes, open olives soon (give olives)

6. If you haven't bought bread, don't be sad, it's nonsense!
Open a jar of beans, you will always be full! (gives beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that they eat heartily,
open a jar of corn and lettuce feed! (gives corn)

8. Offering guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread, and a couple of sprats from the jar (give a cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (gives meatballs)

10. If he grew up in the garden, then we will not give you back,
This jar of peas, we'll eat it in the winter! (give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, zucchini caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (give zucchini caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are many berries
Decorates our picnic, fruits are a gift to you from the south
We give at this moment (give fruits)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach howled,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor! (give porridge with meat)

14. A useless little thing, if you take it alone,
But it will come in handy for soup, you need to have it in the house (give tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations with gifts "Women's things"

1. Frankly show - the beauty of your face and your body - and you will see in it what you did not want to see in it (give a mirror)

2. Your iron girlfriends, long-legged, long-armed - they keep their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! ( give hairpins)

3. They will cut everything, cut it and put it in order. - on the big number "five", the manicure will shine! ( give manicure scissors)

4. You can’t find better girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - at least twist it, don’t twist it, everyone needs it very much ... (give curlers)

5. Gently removes make-up, makes a light massage - and at any moment our good friend - soft ... (give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their labors are invisible. And if there is no water nearby - they are so important, these ..... (give wet wipes)

7. He is many hundreds of years old, but he looks fresh, we keep the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like the winds of a pure stream - thin ... (gives handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they are in a box - they will remove extra touches, and cosmetics are sins (gives cotton buds)

9. There is just nothing in it: shadows, a pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, a comb, varnishes, and there is also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing - for the hostess ... (give cosmetics)

10. It happens plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - such an irreplaceable ... (bezel)

(Such congratulations can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title of "Beauty Queen" or another nomination - see)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you "lathered" to run away,
But your lot is to continue the work! (gives soap)

Who gets a can of beer
Live happily all year! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss is "removing shavings" from us,
Quietly make a cup of tea! ( give mug)

Get this tube as a gift,
To make every tooth shine in the sun! (gives toothpaste)

Since you got chocolate,
Then you will not be bitter - it will be sweet! (gives chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget the mundane carousel!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (gives kissel)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is just amazing! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You have to travel the world! (gives a candle)

To write down where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live, the work of grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (give a calendar)

And great love is waiting for you
And kisses all year round! (give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the purpose of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (Give markers)

And you are "in juice", in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (gives a bag of juice)

You are well versed in work
And you will be with us all year in high esteem (give a horseshoe)

Walking with a haircut will be beautiful,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic
And so the whole year will be great! (gives coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo shoot of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home holiday or a holiday in the country, so that the culprit is not upset because she can ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a picture in each as a keepsake)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and the guests from all this. That she will now demonstrate with brilliance to all of us.

Perhaps not all those present know that we are in constant cooperation with the great couturier of our time Zakidon Shlyapnikov and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's start!

First model: cap for sports "Champion"(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport relieves us of stress
And will add health to everyone.
To stay young
Sports need to be done.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up walking.
To overtake the bus
You have to wear a hat.

Second model: swimming cap "Dive" (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To be always healthy
Not to cough, not to sniff,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
If water is given for life,
It’s more like a river, a shower.
Just put on a hat
After all, to her face, besides.

The third model: hat of the hostess "Chistulya" (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to finish.

The fourth model: a hat for the work "All-seeing" (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
Must have a hat
To see everything, to look after everyone,
So that work is in full swing soon,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( teacher option.So that the student could not write off,
From someone else's notebook, "lick" everything,
He could not pull out the spur ...
This hat will fit.

Fifth model: a miracle hat "In the garden, in the garden" (Old straw hat)
The sun in the country mercilessly burns
Is there someone on all fours?
In the hottest, sultry time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating
Put on your awesome hat!

Model 6: Legend hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If a, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend
Don't think, don't guess
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Seventh model: eco-hat for conservationists (Spotted khaki hat)
We know you love animals
Squirrels, hares, capercaillie,
Save your own river
And don't kill the fish in it.
To make the trees green
For birds to sing songs
Join the Greenpeace Society
To us, "green", such -
Not like us blue!

Model 8: Cruise Visa Hat (Old man's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you don't want to freak out
see pyramids,
Collect capital
And you go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility cap (A large hat, creeping over the eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model is made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try ... wonderful! Trying in vain - you still won't see anything!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel real woman in all situations

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear woman, you are good as a girl.
Though not 25 years old, vigorous mother,
We send you, my dear, a parcel for your birthday.
A little bit here, a little bit here, don't blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is, if the light goes out.
MATCHES and a PIECE OF SOAP so that you wash your face,
And here is a PACK OF CIGARETTES, suddenly you smoke, maybe not.
We have life, you’ll understand, you’ll smoke and drink here.
Here is a PIVASIK for order after the bath, al with the use.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

SALA here is a piece 3, so eat or cook,
Stretch until summer, now it's a jewel.
Yes, look, do not get fat, it is better to feed the guests.
Let your foolish friends eat
Kohl do not feel sorry for them figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drop by drop into the mouth before meals.
So as not to give to anyone, say: "Itself, they say, is not enough."
And the back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, let them not disturb their mother.

As soon as you receive the package, take the bottle as soon as possible,

And write the answer as soon as possible, what you like, what you don't.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom, collect money in a pile.

That's all goodbye girl, you are for us, well, like a sister,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, he has a basket of drugs in his hands and he addresses the birthday man with the words):

Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And he was in good health since childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer's secret
I will open it to everyone on my birthday,
There are no more secrets!

08 june 2012

Scene for the Anniversary or for the birthday of a man “Childhood”

(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):

My childhood stay
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!

Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any misfortune -
This, of course, in childhood
We must fall immediately!
I will tell you emphatically:
You are forgiven today!

We read the continuation of the scene for the anniversary further

02 june 2012

Leading:

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You all probably heard the expression: “Well, why are you walking shaggy like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: on the birthday of our birthday girl, just such a client arrived! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene dressed up as Shishiga comes out, it will be funnier if he is a large man dressed in a woman's dress and with very shaggy hair or in a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the motive of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the Ph.D. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Continue reading this scene

27 May 2012

(two participants come out, dancing, dressed up in new Russian attendants and sing a couplet to the tune of ditties):

We do not sow and we do not plow,
But we are not sitting idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaking):

A flower, a flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don't talk, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking how it’s better for us to congratulate our birthday than to please him on such a day ?!

Continuation cool scene read more

26 May 2012

(two men come out dressed up with new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):

Flower:

Anniversary needs a couple
Say compliments!
So let's be piping hot
Remember them with Matryona!

Give me a word soon
Very itchy tongue!
I'm already ready
Congratulations - simply chic!

... continuation of a cool scene, read on

13 Apr 2012

funny scenes are different with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. The plot for the scene can be chosen absolutely any - from own idea before already existing idea. You can write your own script for your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for an already finished work, a film, a fairy tale, beat some story.

06 Apr 2012

05 Apr 2012

Presenter:

Dear birthday boy!
You've got a great surprise
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more steams in the work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!

(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday man to the tune “If only he had golden mountains”)

Holiday. Any person, having heard this word, involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays are reduced to drinking alcohol, fighting and screaming. It's not that difficult to spend an anniversary fun and interesting. Especially when it comes to a woman's birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives deserve just a grandiose celebration. Attach a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.

Training

The scenario of the holiday needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet, and props should be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. It is not necessary to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an audit in your own home, usually everything you need is easily located there. Each competition, scene, congratulations on the anniversary of a woman should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste here. When choosing a theme for the holiday, consider the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and “laugh” at their professional activities. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will not get in the way and have fun!

30 is the best age

Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the East. Shah - oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovinich will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, props for black servants. Give all the men present the task of coming up with a compliment to the hero of the day. Put on black stockings for the servants, put on beads, wreaths of flowers, straw skirts - everything you can think of for the image. Wide robes and turbans will do. Invite any male guest, preferably liberated, to play the role of Shah. Dress him in a chic outfit, a turban, and put polka-dot family shorts on his clothes under the props!

The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman of 30 years old will begin with the fact that the culprit will be taken out into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves go around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and, under white hands, lower the hero of the day to the floor. The host begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The shah himself and the ruler of the country of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless, aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks in an incomprehensible gibberish. The moderator asks for an interpreter. In advance, give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper, let him read them as an interpreter.

"You broke my heart

I will marry you!

The 33rd wife never hurts!

Gather your family, I will load you on a camel,

And let's go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!

Leading: “Now the shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and a marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with striptease elements to oriental music. Throwing off the robe-props, he remains in family shorts with polka dots.

Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the hand of the birthday girl, say his compliment as a congratulation.

35 - there is nowhere to take such a beauty

The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the appearance of wrinkles and extra folds. Remind her how attractive she is: men pay attention, as before, to a young girl. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 35 years old will be held on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns, halos on the head, dress the child with Cupid.

The host addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother has revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to the horoscope you are a Goddess! And relatives descended from Mount Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you always remain the same incomparable!

The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.

Host: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry in childhood, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now it is clear to everyone why in life she does everything better than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let's all raise our glasses and take turns saying one good parting word to our Goddess!”

The guests raise their glasses and say what they want (good, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their word on a small piece of paper. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he gives this gift to the hero of the day: "Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light."

Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.

Host: “Today, Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will like such a scene-congratulations on the anniversary of a woman. Cool moments will be in the appearance of a new hero. In the role of Hercules, there should be the most flimsy and thin guest that you can find!

“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Host: "Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes." Hercules pretends to apply superhuman strength - and breaks the thread.

Host: “Hercules will raise 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” On a pre-prepared jar, "5 tons" is written. Hercules lifts weights and gets applause!

The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.

berry

Everyone knows the expression "At 45 - a woman is a berry again!" Under this motto, there will also be a scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 45 years old! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed up in costumes of raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, cherries, blueberries, watermelons. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half of the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.

Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! The same young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed-up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The scene begins with congratulations on the anniversary of the woman with the exit of the cherry.

"Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,

Bright, sweet and beautiful!

So that everyone wants you

And looked enviously!

Strawberry:

“I wish you happiness, juicy, like me!

To have a lot of money

To stand outside the door a broom.

Banknotes will revenge them

And carry it in a piggy bank!

"How many bones are in me -

I wish you so many diamonds!

Arrange in boxes

Shine through life and shine!”

“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is useful!

So that, like me, always be

And beautiful and necessary

Could cure a cold

And have fun with the kids!"

Half a life

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 50 years old should be fun and musical! The best solution is congratulations from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long bright skirts that guests will wear, and shirts for men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and fabric cuts, gathering them with an elastic band. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Pick up incendiary music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and incendiary scene-congratulations on a woman's anniversary. Funny costumes will complete the picture, and a bear that comes out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will make a splash!

Gypsies surround the birthday girl, dance around her. Here comes an old gypsy woman with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do it in a veiled way so that only she understands!

Pirates attack

Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always comes out funny and interesting. A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 55 years will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, a souvenir, a box of chocolates.

Pirate attributes can be asked from children: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. The scene-congratulations on the anniversary of the woman will be full of adventures. Put the birthday girl on a chair and shackle in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete the comic tasks of the pirates in order to free the hero of the holiday.

Tasks

Exercise 1

The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.

Task 2

Now the talent contest. The pirate and the guest dance an incendiary dance or sing karaoke.

Task 3

One of the pirates and the guest show their athletic data: push-ups, squats, jump rope, who is longer.

After all the tasks completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink for her health.

grandpa's wife

A scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman of 60 years old can be performed in a fabulous style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy tale characters will come to congratulate her. More native and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The presenter explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests who want to give presents have come to her. Guests dressed up as fairy tale characters enter.

Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me! It will be boring - come visit us, we'll grind a seagull with fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden for your granddaughters!” Then Baba Yaga hands over the keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.

Koschei: “I actually flew to get married! But since it's your anniversary here, I'll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow! Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!

Have fun from the heart

In no case do not spend the holidays boring, without contests and jokes! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any scene-congratulation on the anniversary of a woman will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and do not lose