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The best decoration of life is a great mood.

Carefully! I radiate positive vibrations!

Optimism is like electricity: all the minuses are in the past, the pluses are in the future, and in the present - joyful tension.

The mood is excellent, the joy is boundless! I charge everyone with my positive!

Great mood, this is when the phrase comes to mind - Life is beautiful!

And for those who do not see that Life is Beautiful, you just need to jump higher!

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on - we take off!

The mood is excellent. Flight is normal. Rainfall is not expected.

Weather forecast for tomorrow - they promise a wind from the side of good luck, and precipitation in the form of happiness!

It's so nice to wake up in the morning, hear the birds singing outside the window. And smile in the spring window, filling your house with happiness.

If the sun has not risen in the morning, then the sun today is you! Go and shine!

Everything will be fine! Forgive and don't be sad! Resentments are evil, they are hard to bear! Everything will be fine!

Don't be afraid, I'm with you! (Signed: God)

From a smile the soul will wake up, more often Happiness will visit in the heart.

And success came to me, the mood is the best! And everything that I want I will get from life!

Always, everywhere and everywhere - I want, I can and I will!

I'll put on a T-shirt of cheerfulness and good luck shorts, I'll go have fun - meet me luck!

Everything is fine. The earth is spinning. Friends are calling. And there is one you want to think about!

Great mood, faith in yourself and your success, smile, friendship, love - what you need now!

Nobody owes you anything. Do you want a holiday? Think it up!

Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best!

And happy is the one who, at dawn, once managed to realize - that he is alive, healthy, that the sun is shining!

Be a woman: delightfully wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself!

When life gives hundreds of reasons to cry. Show her that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

We are not chasing glory - we are waiting for it in ambush.

Give every day a chance to be the most beautiful day of your life!

I am not overweight. These are additional places for kissing and for "cuddle"!

And the hair is orange, I'm waiting for happiness with them at the beginning of summer!

There is light in my eyes. Abundance in my mind. My life is a holiday. My heart is love!

Wish! And everything will turn out. Dream! And it will come true.

When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Tell yourself a beautiful compliment, and you will blossom in an instant!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let us leave the past for winter, spring blooms in the soul, and summer mood!

Happiness is such an ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish positive, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good it is, I manage to do even better!

If life doesn't make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want change in your destiny? So start from within.

We are looking for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

You can't get away from the sun if it's inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves, by changes in ourselves we change others.

Always listen to yourself good man don't wish bad!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart lies a trembling spring, and behind the cover of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

In vain in this world nothing happens! There is room for the best!

Seeing the goal, not obstacles, we will get where we need to go!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you're just denying yourself too much? ..

Being happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!

Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!

Rather, take a ray of sunshine as a gift!

You noticed - you can change the world: you are sad - and the world is cloudy, smiled - and the world shone.

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is excellent, even rolls over!

The mood is excellent - familiar in the spring!

I love spring for a great mood, a charge of emotions, a new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring is always a new life, rebirth, youth and good mood.

In the spring there is a lot of strength, I want big and bright, so why not start today? ..

Everyone is fine today! And everyone has everything: it turns out, it is found, it converges, it sticks!

This is for a good person! For you! I know, you read, you understand that you smile about you!

The events of your life directly depend on your mood.

The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive colors!

Live, love, openly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - because life is so beautiful!

Let words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!

Let your gaze, like the distant brilliance of the planets, carry inextinguishable light!

Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!

As usual - everything is strawberry!!!

The best decoration of life is a great mood.

Carefully! I radiate positive vibrations!

When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Tell yourself a beautiful compliment, and you will blossom in an instant!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let us leave the past for winter, spring blooms in the soul, and summer mood!

Happiness is such an ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish positive, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good it is, I manage to do even better!

If life doesn't make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want change in your destiny? So start from within.

We are looking for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

You can't get away from the sun if it's inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves, by changes in ourselves we change others.

Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish bad!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart lies a trembling spring, and behind the cover of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

In vain in this world nothing happens! There is room for the best!

Seeing the goal, not obstacles, we will get where we need to go!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you're just denying yourself too much? ..

Being happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!

Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!

Rather, take a ray of sunshine as a gift!

You noticed - you can change the world: you are sad - and the world is cloudy, smiled - and the world shone.

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is excellent, even rolls over!

The mood is excellent - familiar in the spring!

I love spring for a great mood, a charge of emotions, a new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring is always a new life, rebirth, youth and good mood.

In the spring there is a lot of strength, I want big and bright, so why not start today? ..

Everyone is fine today! And everyone has everything: it turns out, it is found, it converges, it sticks!

This is for a good person! For you! I know, you read, you understand that you smile about you!

The events of your life directly depend on your mood.

The colors of life are in your hands - choose positive colors!

Live, love, openly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - because life is so beautiful!

Let words of love, attention, kindness fly from your lips like flowers!
Let your gaze, like the distant brilliance of the planets, carry inextinguishable light!
Let your hands be like two wings, open for affection and warmth!

Statuses about a great mood, optimism and life is beautiful! Positive, beautiful, sunny, happy sayings.

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A selection of the most positive statuses that carry not only a deep meaning, but also cause people to have good positive emotions. By posting good statuses on your profile, you strive to emphasize your best qualities to others and show yourself to users social networks from the most positive side.

Rejoice in life. Laugh with happiness. Do not hide smiles - in spite of all misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad - because life is so beautiful !!!

There will be a new dawn, there will be many victories! And never believe that there is no way out!

If you want life to smile at you, first smile at life yourself.

And from the problems I will knit a rug ... And I will wipe my feet.

Positive statuses with deep meaning

Every person has a sun. Just let it shine.

Kindness cannot be given away forever - it always comes back.

Good intentions are nothing if they are not translated into good deeds.

The soul of every person rejoices when he does good to another.

Good is freedom. Only for freedom, or in freedom, is the difference between good and evil.

It is impossible to do a good deed too soon, because it is impossible to know when it will be too late.

Short beautiful statuses about kindness

Do good. It will be needed in the future.

Kindness is what the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Hurry up to do good, my friend,
And for friends and for girlfriends.

Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most.

Kindness breeds kindness.

He who does good to a friend does good to himself.

How much kindness is in a person, so much life is in him.

Kindness multiplies when it is shared.

Kind funny statuses

No matter how serious life is, you always need a person with whom you can fool around ..

Whoever is afraid of something, then it will happen to him.
Now I am very afraid of getting rich and losing weight.

- Why kind people are often fat, and evil skinny? Because anger suffocates, but bursts with joy.

The rainbow is visible only to those who want to see it! For the rest - a zebra on a pedestrian crossing!!!

There is no love without pain - said the hare and hugged the hedgehog tightly.

Don't wait for happiness to come... Step into it yourself!!!

To live and rejoice, you need only two things: firstly, to live, and secondly, to rejoice ...

The world belongs to those who are happy with it. 19

To live and rejoice, you need only two things: firstly, to live, and secondly, to rejoice. 20

How good it is when everything is good! 10

Life is beautiful - that's a fact! And I love this fact! 26

A happy person is one who, looking into nowhere, smiles ...) 22

If you saw me without a smile, then it was not me. 23 - Statuses about good mood

Promotion: everyone who smiles will get a good mood as a gift! 23

Time to make friends with happiness! 14

And life is wonderful! (antidepressants are found in chocolate) 16

The sun is shining and there are no more clouds in my head. 14

Smile! Open your eyes wider! Not everything is bad in this world! 8

Wonderful age: nonsense weathered, insanity is still far away! 10

enjoy good mood, it comes so rarely. 10

Smiling is the cheapest way to look your best. 23

Give this day a chance to be the most beautiful day of your life! 18

I want diversity to the point of ugliness ... Disgrace for a change ... 14

Smile in the morning, drink coffee, get dressed, turn on the spring in your headphones and go where it's good. 7

Don't let the world change your smile 16

Sometimes you have such dreams that you can afford to sleep all day! 9

Happy music makes even happier, unhappy - even more unhappy. 12

Mood for the letter X ... Good, good :) 18

A good mood is sure to be spoiled by someone. The only question is how long it will last. 15

It's easy on the heart from music, from salary, Friday night and vacation. 7

Music. 10,000 years in the good mood market. 10

Oddly enough, sometimes a good mood comes from somewhere, just like that, for no reason. 10

Smile, skirt, heels and good mood 11

It's amazing how music can absolutely change the mood. 12

For some reason bad habits contribute to a good mood. 7

Crazy-good mood, I want to climb onto the roof and scream! 11

What did you do yesterday? - I was happy. 15

The perfect morning: you got enough sleep, the mood is good and the sun is outside the window. 14

Even in the lousiest weather, the mood can be sunny if there are those whom you are glad to see. 14

It turns out that my mood depends entirely on you ... 8

Laughter for no reason is a sign of a good mood) 9

Things are as usual - sometimes good, otherwise excellent! 11

Mood like Carlson! I want sweets and fool around! 13

Well hello, mood, but I thought we wouldn’t see each other this year! 17

Good mood is best transmitted sexually 11

Too good a mood to stay at home. 18

Never give up on what makes you smile. 13

Sun. Joy. Happiness. A smile on your face. Jeans. Positive. Love. 18

The day will come, and the cats in the soul will not scrape, but purr loudly with happiness. 10

The most important thing is to be in a good mood. The rest is a matter of brains and money. 11

Enjoy this day, it will never happen again! 20

A sense of humor, optimism and a good mood will save the world. 15

Nice weather! Great mood! Happiness! 15

You are not fully dressed unless you have a smile on your face. 11

Everything will be fine in the end. Sugar at the bottom! 14

Do you want life to smile at you? Give her your good mood first. 7

If there is no reason for fun - have fun on credit! 15

The best decoration is a great mood 15

It's raining today, so I'll be the sun! 12

The morning should be good, the day should be useful, and the evening should be memorable! 14

The mood is sparkling… 14

I lend, at interest, a good mood. -1

Something cheerful, positive mood, love, positive, cool mood for a VKontakte girl - everything is here!

Find something to believe in and get up in the morning with a smile.

Rejoice in life. Laugh with happiness. Don't hide your smile. in spite of all misfortunes. Live, love, madly and passionately. Do not rush to be sad because life is so beautiful!!!

A completely uneducated person can rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad.

I will not guess what I will find in life. I don't know what to expect and don't! I live as I want - I smile, I'm sad. I have what I have - and I'm glad!

If you are on a diet, remember Golden Rule: “If you want to eat, eat an apple. If you don't want an apple, you don't want to eat."

I wish you all have fun this summer! With smiles, laughter, friends and loved one!

I fell ill with a good mood ... I will not take sick leave! Let people get infected.

Well, it's just a sin to open yogurt and not lick the foil

Now I know where the Sun lives! In my heart

A real gentleman will always give a lady a seat in a minibus, so that later he can stare at her neckline all the way from above.

I loved only one man, the one who answered the question: “Do you love me?” replied: "Of course, daughter." I still love and will love.

The happiest woman is the one who has two names: the first is her beloved! And the second is mom!

Well, what are you upset about? More optimism: someday bad luck will end, you are not immortal.

If the caterpillar had held on to the past, it would never have become a butterfly.

I drink coffee tea, tea coffee, milk juice, milk tea, coffee juice, milk water, and all because the mug must be washed at least periodically

I love three people: myself, me and that handsome man in the mirror.

So what if the wind is in your head! But thoughts are always fresh.

She slept in a ball under a rug, and sometimes she didn’t sleep at all, but every day, despite the rains and troubles, she was naturally cheerful.

To experience new washing powder we arrived at Kindergarten and asked the children to get dirty. It was already 21 gardens where we had such fun with the children and left.

What a wonderful day, what a wonderful stump, what a wonderful me, and my song.

Don't say the world is sad. Don't say life is hard. Learn among the ruins of life. Laugh, believe and love!

Try for once in your life to do what you want. Despite the "but" and "what if". Not caring what anyone will think and say. This is your life.

It was only when I became the father of three children that I realized that the Soviet cartoon about monkeys was not at all funny!

And on weekends, you can dream about how you will dream on vacation.

When a woman enters the house, it becomes light, when a man enters, it becomes warm, and when a child enters, it becomes joyful. So let our homes always be Light, Warm and Joyful

Taught a parrot to say "Thank you". He was grateful.

I went for bright colors to draw a new life for myself

Do not put yesterday's sad memories into your morning coffee. Add the sugar of today's joyful hopes!

Your efforts are not in vain. Wait a bit - they'll be justified

How I love to wake up to your call!

I always have everything in chocolate. Just on this moment, HE IS BITTER.

I? Will I suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can only suffer bullshit

She scolded her cockroaches, seated them on the shelves in her head, forbade changing places. They quieted down - they don’t bother, they discuss in a whisper what a bitch I am.

Let only chocolate be bitter!

Finally, I figured out the coffee: if a good freshly roasted, ground and brewed coffee - then OH, if instant - then IT.

Vacation is good only when there is something to miss at work after.

Always expect the best - for you always get exactly what you expect.

I love my grandmother - for her I am always thin!

Over the past year, Stas Mikhailov earned $20,000,000. Only Sergei Mavrodi took more from older women.

Tomorrow, the one who reads this status will find his happiness.

Yesterday I went to bed at 21:30. I could not fall asleep from such happiness until 3 o'clock.

I will do everything to make it happen!

I go forward through life boldly, I thank luck, and leaving a mark in my history, I thank you.

I just forget everything that happened before, all those people who made me cry and say thank you to those who make me laugh.

“It’s time for you to go on vacation” is also a kind of diagnosis.

I look at my sister, five years old, typing something into Google. I come up, read: “How to quit kindergarten?”

Today the sun set late, it was bright and energetic for a very long time. First day of vacation. How many days like this do I still have, does it matter now? After all, the sun has set, and the coolness of the night pulls you to walk and have fun! After all, the most important thing in a vacation is not to think about anything other than vacation!

"You still don't believe me?! Then I'm coming to you!" my boss told me and hung up. Looks like my vacation is over.

I don't know about others? And I completely trust my wife! We have been living together for the sixth year, and I have not lost anything yet!

Women never have such power as after defeat.

Stress is when you wake up and realize that you have not fallen asleep yet!

My children will have all the delights of life: a belt, a corner and cookies.

I have the most responsible task in the house - I make sure that the sweets do not go bad!

To avoid awkward pauses in a conversation, just start dancing to imaginary music. Being crazy is better than being boring

It is so nice when there are moments in the memory, remembering which a smile appears on the face.

The inscription on the fence: "Caution, the dog is not angry, but the nerves are not in order!"

The length of a minute depends on which side of the toilet door you are on.

Darling, did you marry me for love?
- No, for fun.

If you watch Jackie Chan films in reverse, you get a movie about a man who, in a fight, assembles furniture with his feet.

"Good vacation - good job"- the promise of employees, which is fulfilled the first two hours after a good rest.

The whole world is in your hands.

I have a photo of him on my phone. And when I "accidentally" open it, such a sweet smile appears on my face and the desire to kiss the display

Beauty is the wealth of a woman. Wealth is the beauty of a man.

So what are my shortcomings? I have enough!

Dear VODKA! You promised that I would be beautiful, sexy and dance like a goddess. So, I watched the video. Need to talk.

Angelic Morning, Paradise mood, Divine love, Heavenly successful day, Smiles brighter than the stars!!!

I was told yesterday that I live in fantasy. I almost fell off the dragon.

I am looking for a victim for a serious relationship

Anything that doesn't kill us, we don't buy anymore

A smile is my face. Laughter is my nature. Joy is my life.

Do sports is a small problem recycling plant.

Nothing highlights your bust quite like a shoulder bag.

Call me whatever you like, just be sure to add "my" at the end.

If they dig a hole for you, don't interfere. Finish - make yourself a pool.

"Born to crawl - will not fly," - have you heard? Now remember that the caterpillar is created first, and only then the butterfly is obtained.

All of a sudden, only three things happen: pregnancy, morning, and the end of vacation. Everything happened at once and time stopped.

If my boyfriend goes to another, I do not regret about him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give old toys to those who were less fortunate!

Look for the positive in life, know how to enjoy happiness, then all the bets, having blocked, lay down the cards of the right suit!

How am I doing, you ask? I will answer you that as usual. I live like in a fairy tale, gentlemen: That's good, then everything is fine!

Not so long ago World Organization Health has officially recognized love as a disease. So, I didn't think I'd say this, but I'm sick and I wish you the same!

Former! I remember you. But with a smile!

Good things happen if you are a good person with good intentions.

If in the morning you don't hug a pillow. And there is someone to wish for pleasant dreams at night. And you make two mugs of coffee in the morning - You found everything in life, it remains only not to lose it!

Peace, only peace! There is still alcohol, the girls haven’t gone anywhere, it’s only morning and there are five days left before the end of the vacation!

And so you want your beloved to walk through the puddles next to you. Just kiss her cheeks smeared with mascara. Wipe wet strands from her face. Hold her hand.

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