A short script for celebrating the new year for adults. Scenarios for the new year for adults


The key to a well-spent New Year is good mood guests, and there is only one way to achieve this goal, to pick up a cheerful and original script holiday. The funniest and interesting scenarios we have collected on our website. Choose one of them and enjoy a fun holiday.

New Year for adults


To conduct the evening, we need two presenters (he and she), Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, 4 girls with balloons, they also help to hold competitions, a jury, a “postman Pechkin” with telegrams, a tape recorder with voice recording to start the evening, 20 scarves and 20 wide skirts or work robes for the game "Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna".

Start the evening with a slow dance. Then, in the middle, stop the melody and turn on the tape recorder, where an announcement will be recorded, spoken by an important male voice.

Voice: Attention! Attention!
Listen to the message essential!
The first event of the holiday is the opening!
Then afterwards - a solemn greeting!
Then - Santa Claus congratulations;
And then - your performance and a wonderful treat!

Top 2 come out

Presenter 1: Hello, dear guests! Please, drop your shyness! Get to know if you don't already know! And for this, take 5 steps towards each other and tell each other your names, shaking hands and kissing each other on the cheek. Started! 1,2,3,4,5!
Shake hands, kiss
So, say again, what is your name? (Everyone says their names) Make yourself at home!
Host 2: And to stir you all up a little, we suggest playing a little. What? Listen carefully!
You see, in the corners of our hall there are girls with balloons of different colors. Now you will scatter in the corners, because. you will have to choose your solution according to the color of the ball.
Host 1: So, we will now see why you came here?
Green ball - get drunk. Red - have fun. Yellow - eat something tasty. Blue - nowhere else to go. (Everyone runs away.)
Girls with balloons! Build those who ran up to you in a circle, count how many of you?
Presenter 2: So, come here to get drunk. How many of you?
Presenter 1: And how much time has come to have fun?
Presenter 2: But I decided to eat deliciously ... How much?
Host 1: And how many of you have nowhere else to go?
Host 2: Great! The next trial on the question: with whom would you like to celebrate the New Year on December 31?
The green ball is in your family. Red ball - with a lover or mistress. Yellow ball - in a friendly company. The blue ball is with the head of our organization ... (Everyone scatters.)
Girls! Count in circles!
Presenter 1: So, they want to celebrate December 31 in the family, i.e. among us, how many amazing family men?
Presenter 2: And how many of us are the kindest - the kindest, who want to brighten up the loneliness of their lovers and mistresses?
Presenter 1: We have wonderful friends among us. How many of us?
Presenter 2: Do you know that among us there are great patriots of their cause? And so they would like to celebrate on December 31 with our leader .... How many of you?
Host 1: Thank you all for your honesty and frankness! Well, since we have gathered today for the New Year's Eve meeting, it turns out that we are all patriots of our native organization.
And so we invite everyone to come to their tables.

Everyone goes to tables that are prepared in advance, each has a number, warn guests about this.

Presenter 2: Our dear leader has a word for congratulations ....
Congratulation. Toast. Feast.
Presenter 1: And now - the word to the chairman of the trade union committee ...
Congratulation. Toast.
Host 2: Dear friends! We invite you to come to the seats of our so-called auditorium. Please sit down, your beautiful couples. New Year's Eve surprises are waiting for us!
Everyone passes and sits on chairs in the "square".
Presenter 1: We invited a lot of people, good and different, to our holiday.
Holiday something to us is not easy - And the best - the New Year.

Santa Claus and Snow Maiden appear

Santa Claus: We came to your holiday tree from afar.
We walked together for a long time through the ice, through the snow.
Snow Maiden: All the days went by, not knowing laziness, we did not go astray.
Either they sat on reindeer, or in a fixed-route taxi.
Santa Claus: Here you are - they weren’t late, because you can’t be late,
If our best friends are waiting in the elegant hall!
Snow Maiden (addressing the presenters):
Today you laugh, relax,
Entertain your friends with jokes!
And now with a smile invite them to dance you,
Hurry up!
Presenter 1: As you can see, the Snow Maiden has already opened our ball. And she is given the right to invite a man and start dancing. Well, we should all follow her example!

Music. Dance.

Presenter 2: Jokes, laughter, fun, dances, dances, songs and poems! Show your skill! Come out to the circle for jokes! Couple welcome!

A man and a woman come out.

Host 1: So, the first couple on our evening. You will have to say sweet, sweet words to each other. Remember that words should not be repeated. Take turns speaking.
(The man starts: my swallow, my clear falcon, my fish, etc. You can invite another couple, and then hold a competition between the couples, a souvenir for the best couple.)
Host 2: Great! If only we could always talk to each other like that! Well, just like in the Mexican and Brazilian TV shows!
Well, now we invite everyone to sing a little. But we will sing especially! In the meantime, we will compete. We have 4 sides in the hall, you will sing on 2 sides together. Got it all? Good. But we will sing on the themes of different songs, in turn, only one verse at a time, without repeating each other's songs:
1 - songs where there are female names,
2 - where there are male names,
3 - where there are words about winter, cold, wind, etc.,
4 - where there are words about colors.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus, don't you want to warm up a little? I'm sure our women are waiting - can't wait to dance with you. Yes, and I think you've already laid eyes on someone.
Come on, choose yourself a worthy one from the most worthy. And all the men, following you, will choose their partners and will also dance. So, everyone went to invite the ladies, do it beautifully, with dignity! And stand in pairs in the hall!
Everyone stood in a circle in pairs.
Presenter 2: Santa Claus, and one more surprise for you. Your partners will change. Yes, and partners of other men, too. For this I took 5 roses with me. (Give the roses to the single women or, if there are none, to the women in the couples, and invite their men to sit for a while and wait their turn.)
So, maestro, music! And you girls, for now, choose your partner among the couples. When you want to break someone's couple, come up, give the woman a rose, and dance with the man of this couple yourself.
Do not forget about Santa Claus, he is also a man, albeit at an advanced age, do not forget about those who are sitting.

Music, dance.

Presenter 1: Where the bright lights near the Christmas tree glow, Well, my friends, we all meet with a joke. Let's play. And our game is called "Kristoforovna and Nikanorovna." For this game I need 10 men on the left and 10 men on the right. (The men went out and stood in ranks)
So, we have 2 teams: on the left - "Khristoforovny", and on the right - "Nikanorovny". Stand in your teams at the back of each other's heads. I put a chair next to the teams. And at some distance I put another chair.
It is necessary, at my signal, to put on scarves, skirts and run to your chair. Run up, say “I am Nikanorovna” or “I am Khristoforovna”, sitting on a chair, then run to the team, quickly take off the headscarf, skirt, which the other player of your team immediately puts on.
And so on, until all your players have been in the role of Nikanorovna or Khristoforovna. Started!

There is a game. Winners - prizes.

Presenter 2: Well, now we again invite everyone to the tables.

feast

Presenter 1: We drank, ate, you need to know the measure! We invite everyone to our so-called auditorium.
We continue our presentation to everyone for joy and surprise! How many women among us, and what more! And among them we will now hold a ditty contest.
I invite here 10 women, 5 people per team. (Wishing to come out.)
Say the names of your teams. (They say.)
Perfectly! You will now take turns singing ditties that should not be repeated. Started! (Sing. If someone did not sing, the next one sings.)
So, the last ditty was for the team .... She won. We give her a prize. .

Ditties can be distributed on cards. In this case, the most artistic team wins.

Presenter 2: Of course, everyone is waiting for the dance! Well, let's dance and sing at the same time. You can even come up with your own dance to this melody in pairs or a whole crowd on the go.
We all love dancing and songs in retro style. “Again, the last train ran away from me ...”
Presenter 1: But I would not be upset if she ran away from me, because you can return to your beloved again! “Blue, blue frost lay on the wires. There is a blue star in the sky in dark blue ... "Whoa! Indeed, what an unexpected beauty!
Presenter 2: Or ... And we have one girl in the yard ... "Yes, there was one that I looked after and whispered:" Good!
Yes, and the girls were good, and the songs too. Here we are dancing under them now. Our guest group "Doctor Watson"
- We dance, we sing, we come up with dances on the go to these beautiful melodies!

Music, dancing.

Presenter 1: And again we all go to the tables!

A toast, a feast, advice on how and in what to celebrate this New Year. After a while, there is a knock on the door. The postman appears.

Guest: It's me - the postman Pechkin. Many telegrams have come to your address. (Started reading the first one, interrupted reading.)
I would like a glass of wine, I would read to the end! (They brought it to him, drank it, began to read again, stopped.)
No, perhaps it's better to pour two for me! (Posted again.)
Now, perhaps, everything! (Approaches the head of the organization.)
No, brother, pour more! (Drank.)
Now, I know, over the edge!
Itself, leading, read, and I will sit a little, I will look at your women.
Presenters (read comic, pre-written telegrams on letterhead):
1. Congratulations! Expect an increase in your salary. How many percent - has not yet decided, I have not yet gone to the Kremlin to Putin.
Minister... (according to the profile of your organization).
2. I don’t sleep at night, I draw, I conjure over the drawings. Those drawings are our money: Petya, Vanya and Natasha. I owed a lot to the children for shoes and sweets. Soon I will send everything to the kids. Put it on the passbook!
Minister of Finance....
3. Be healthy! Live rich! Like us, relax! Like us, multiply! And we will help you, we will multiply success! Definitely!
Zhirinovsky.
4. Eat, people, more porridge - there will be faces like ours!
B.C. Chernomyrdin.
5. Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts! The people in... are too good!
Mayor (mayor of your city).
Presenter 2: Well, friends, we must drink, probably for all the congratulations at once! Sit down with us, Pechkin!

Feast.
At the end of the evening, you can again offer Grandfather Moroch and Snegurochka to leave for wishes to those present.
You can come up with an interesting horoscope for the next year for all signs of the zodiac. At the table, you can find out who was born in which month, and drink to their health. You can give souvenirs to the most sober, the most cheerful, the most beautiful, in the shortest skirt, etc.

New Year: script for adults


Host: Good evening, dear guests! We are glad to meet you again in our hall. We see you once a year, but we remember all 365 days of the year. A year ago, we also celebrated the New Year together. Now let's run it. Yes, everyone is tired, this year did not really favor us, but we worked, worked and worked again. But let's leave all grievances and sorrows in the past, and let's remember only the good.
Toast!
Let's raise our glasses
For the outgoing year, friends!
Let's lift our eyes, noble couples,
Giving smiles to each other.
Host (after 10 minutes): Something Santa Claus is delayed. Let's call him, shout together: "Grandfather Frost!" My name is.
It turns out a little frail Santa Claus.
Santa Claus: Here I am! Hi friends! Have you by any chance seen where my Snow Maiden is?
Host: No, Santa Claus. Were you not together?
Santa Claus: What, what are you talking about? I have become old, hard of hearing, Where is my Snow Maiden? Help me friends. Shout in unison, Perhaps she will appear.
Everyone shouts: "Snow Maiden!"
The Snow Maiden comes in, tall and in a short fur coat, from under which the elastic bands of the stockings are visible. In the teeth - a cigarette. He approaches Santa Claus and blows smoke at him.
Snow Maiden: Hello, old man! Where are we going?
Santa Claus (brushes off the smoke): Let's go where?
Snow Maiden: What are you, a parrot?
Santa Claus: No, Santa Claus.
Snow Maiden: I don't care who you are. So for you or for me? Think fast, time is money! (Points to the clock).
Santa Claus: Let's go to the guests.
Snow Maiden: Do you know the price?
Santa Claus (taken aback): What?
Snow Maiden: With me so much (lowers the elastic of the stocking, the inscription $ 500 on the leg), and with the guests or with the guests this is so much (lowers the elastic of the other stocking, the inscription $ 1000 on the other leg).
Santa Claus (scratches the back of his head): And what company pays like that?
Snow Maiden: "Winter prostitute."
Santa Claus (baptized): Holy, holy.
Snow Maiden: So let's go?
Santa Claus: Hey, Snow Maiden, won't you get me into your company? And then these (nods at the guests) pay 300 rubles per hour.
Snow Maiden: And you work for these grandmas?
Santa Claus: Can you help?
Snow Maiden: What can't you do for a relative! We have a free place in the male striptease. By the New Year, they have just an outfit of Santa Claus. It hurts you are puny. (Walks around Santa Claus). Okay, let's try.
Santa Claus: What should we do?
Snow Maiden: In, the frame, did you see it? Undress slowly to the music. The slower and sexier, the more grandmas the chicks put in their swimming trunks.
Santa Claus: Why do heifers need swimming trunks, dear?
Snow Maiden: Are your brains frozen, or what? They will put money in swimming trunks for you. Maestro, music! Come on, dance and undress.
Santa Claus dances and takes off his belt, robe (under the robe - T-shirt, tie, felt boots, socks, family underpants). The music of the group "Freestyle" - "Oh, what a woman." Snow Maiden (gives instructions). Slower! Emphasis on male power! Movement is sexier. Santa Claus is left with only his shorts. He takes hold of the elastic band of his underpants, pulls back, embarrassed, and slowly begins to lower his underpants down, takes them off and throws them. Under them are some more shorts. (The more panties, the more interesting).
Snow Maiden: Come on! Very sexy! Come on, I'll fix you up. (Santa Claus collects things and leaves).
Presenter: That's it, Santa Claus! What to do? Will have to call another. Competition. (Makes an order by cell). While Santa Claus is on his way, your children want to congratulate you. What are you talking about? Do your kids celebrate the New Year in restaurants and bars? But these children are small - your illegitimate ones, who were born after the meeting of that New Year with us.
Adults dressed as babies enter. The teacher carries a pot in front. He lines up the kids. One "girl" comes up to the table and asks the seated man for candy.
Girl: Daddy, give me candy!
Educator: Masha, let's sing a song first, then dad will give you candy! (The girl sits on her knees and kisses him on the cheek, then stands back).
Boy (to teacher): Olga Pavlovna, I want to use the potty.
Educator: Go faster, Petya!
Boy: I was joking!
Educator: That's how dad joked a year ago. Finally, you showed up.
Educator: Dear daddies of these children! The song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed for you.
They sing, someone picks his nose, someone pushes or pulls his hair. After the song is performed, the “children” run to different men shouting “daddy”, “daddy”, “daddy”.
Educator: Children, it's time to join the group. Your daddies will come to us in a year, and you will have brothers and sisters after this New Year. We won't be bored. Your daddies will provide us with personnel. (They are going away).
Leading: On New Year's Eve, what kind of miracles do not occur. I'm happy for you, dear men. What happiness - to find their children, the existence of which they did not know. Now the gypsy theater "Carmen" will perform in front of you.
The gypsy song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed. Gypsies come out, in long skirts, kerchiefs on their hips, tambourines in their hands, and sing to the tune of “Black Eyes”.
Oh, in the forest, ne-ne,
She gave birth to a Christmas tree,
And on it, ne-ne,
One needle, ne-ne
Oh, in the forest, ne-ne,
She gave birth-a-a-s,
Yes it is worth it
All green.
Dancing elements of gypsy dance.
Moderator: Dear guests! The Alexandrov Twice Red Banner Military Ensemble came to our city on tour. Their first performance in our city is in front of you.
The same group comes out. The skirts are sandwiched between the legs and pinned at the waist - an imitation of trousers, caps on the head. They line up to the tree.
Commander: Company! Stay where you are, one, two! Equal! Attention!
A soldier's song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" is performed. To the motive of the song "Soldiers, on the way."
Hello, dear Marusya,
I'm sorry I didn't write.
Me in these two weeks
Walked half of Europe.
Soldiers, go, go, go!
A tree was born in the forest
It has one needle on it.
She grew up in the forest
Green was.
Soldiers - into the forest behind the tree
And behind her needle.
Farewell, the trumpet is calling.
Soldiers, march!
They leave, we form under the command of the commander: “Soldiers, go ahead behind the tree!”.
Leading: New Year is at the gate. It's time to call Santa Claus. (The name is). Let's call the Snow Maiden right away, otherwise something might not work out again. (The name is).
The new “normal” Father Frost and the Snow Maiden enter.
Father Frost:
I am very glad that in this room
Frost still recognized.
Don't forget to invite to the party
And dressed up a miracle tree.
Snow Maiden: Yes, the Christmas tree is marvelously decorated, Very elegant and beautiful.
Santa Claus: But I see a mess in it. Let's say together: "One, two, three - the Christmas tree burn!"
They light the tree.
Host: Grandfather Frost and Snow Maiden, your path was not close. Take some rest, watch the performance of our guests from the Academic Bolshoi Theatre. (Seats them.)
A pas de deux is being performed from the ballet "Swan Lake" - the dance of small swans with black legs. Fat women in black tights and tutus come out and dance a fragment of the dance, then lie down on the floor and “die”. Then they raise their heads and say in unison into the “window” from their hands: “Happy New Year!”, - they run away.
Father Frost:
I saw a miracle
I will never forget you.
You danced beautifully
Only poems were not read to me.
A poetry contest is announced about the Christmas tree, the Snow Maiden, Santa Claus, and the New Year. For a poem - candy.
Round dance at the Christmas tree with Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden.
Snow Maiden: The guests sang, danced and read poetry, it's time to distribute gifts.
Santa Claus: Right, granddaughter, I'll go and call the magic bag. Well, the bag is not in a hurry to us, Maybe he is sleeping under the tree? I'd rather go after him myself, If he sleeps, I'll wake him up. Leaves.
A bag appears. The legs are inserted into the slots, the head looks out. The bag is tied around the person's neck.
Bag:
I've been waiting for you,
So I went and took a walk.
You tell me friends
Maybe you don't need me?
Snow Maiden:
We've been waiting for you all holiday.
And now they just called.
You did not come to our call,
Frost followed you.
I will put you here
And I'm going for my grandfather.
Leaves.
Baba Yaga appears.
Baba Yaga: Ah! The bag is already here.
Bag:
You can't handle the bag
Santa Claus conjured
So that no one takes me.
Baba Yaga: Don't argue with me, impudent!
Sack: Well, then I ran!
Baba Yaga: Stop! Where! Stop!
Santa Claus enters.
Santa Claus: Oh, you are an old villain, why did you come here?
Baba Yaga (pulls out a mirror, looks into it): And not at all old. I just had a lift for the holiday, shortened my nose, whitened my teeth. (Approaches the seated man, preens and coquettishly asks). How do I look, honey? Just tell me it's bad, my teeth are sharp, my nails are long. (Does not pay attention to Santa Claus, approaches the Christmas tree).
Oh, where did I go?
What is this wonderful room?
And people sit around
Yes, he looks at the tree.
Santa Claus: What is this miracle? And where did it come from?
Baba Yaga: You yourself are a miracle! I'm a beauty! Why don't you like my look? You, grandfather dear, It would be better if you danced with me.
Dancing with Santa Claus "Lady". Baba Yaga can't stand it and runs away.
Santa Claus: We have finished with evil, It's time to distribute gifts. (Give out).
Snow Maiden: Grandfather Frost! Will we be holding an auction?
Santa Claus: Of course, Snow Maiden! I've got a second bag.
AUCTION OF SANTA FROST
Santa Claus pulls out of the bag, without showing, the thing, the Snow Maiden describes this thing, names the initial price, consulting with Santa Claus.
Auction items:
Erotic aphrodisiac. (Button clerical).
Two-room apartment for a single man. (Family briefs).
Two-chamber refrigerator for milk storage. (Brassiere).
Dishwasher. (Mesh for washing, dishes).
Vacuum cleaner "Typhoon". (Broom).
Mercedes car. (Children's car).
Cream for agent 007, who is going on a mission to Africa. (Shoe cream).
An object that makes you want something. (Beanbag).
Summer version of Reebok sneakers. (Traces).
The garbage collector is cotton. (Handkerchief).
Soap "Fool". (Laundry soap).
Hair lightener. (White).
Hairdryer "Roventa". (Hairbrush).
Food processor. (Knife).
Santa Claus: It's time to say goodbye to us.
Snow Maiden:
Health, joy and happiness
We wish you a Happy New Year
So that neither anxiety nor misfortune
They didn't guard at the gate.
So that the sun gently shines
Everything that the heart is waiting for came true.
And just to be gratifying
All your life, as in the New Year.
Father Frost:
We'll say goodbye to each other
And we part again whole year.
And a year later the blizzard will howl again
And Santa Claus will come with winter.
Snow Maiden:
Just don't forget us
You wait for us, my grandfather and I will come.
And meet us again with songs and dances,
And we to you the best gifts bring.
They leave.
GAMES
1. Gifts from Santa Claus.
Call 5-6 people. They should illustrate the leader's words with movement. The winner is the one who shows all the movements better.
Santa Claus brought gifts to the family.
He gave his dad a comb.
Show with one hand how he combs his hair.
He gave his son skis.
Show how he skis.
He gave his mother a meat grinder.
Show how she twists the meat.
He gave his daughter a doll.
She bats her eyelashes and says "mom".
And he gave his grandmother a Chinese bobblehead that shakes his head.
All movements are performed simultaneously.
2. Long arm.
Put the glasses with a drink on the floor at your feet on the side and step as far as possible. And then take out your glass without leaving your seat and without touching the floor with your hands and knees.
3. Lady.
Guests are divided into 3 groups. They sing the phrases:
“In the bath brooms are soaked” (in a low voice).
"The spindles are not crushed" (high).
“And the washcloths are not dried” (low).
All: “Mistress, lady, lady-madam.”
4. Whose ball is bigger?
Whoever inflates the biggest balloon without it bursting wins.
5. Apple.
Each dancing couple holds an apple, a small ball, between their foreheads. The musician changes the melodies from slow to fast. The task of the dancers is to hold the apple. The last sounds "Apple", it is proposed to dance squatting.
6. Towel.
Four brave women walk out the door. On a long towel put 6 bottles of champagne or other drinks. The first woman is invited. They explain that she must pass without knocking down a single bottle, blindfolded. Commands are given by the audience:
Higher legs!
More to the left! Straight!
Lift your skirt up or you'll knock it off.
Right!
Higher, higher leg.
Then the bottles are quickly removed, and a man is placed on the towel. The woman's eyes are untied and they show whom she stepped over.

Scenario of the New Year "New Year's adventures in the city of N-sk"


So, ended ....... year. The whole country was getting ready to welcome the new year. No exception was a certain organization N, in the city of N - sk. The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall, grabs the phone.

This story is made up from start to finish. Of course, it uses some genuine material, but the events, the setting and the characters are clearly fictitious. The coincidence of names and titles with the names and names of real people and places can only be accidental.

So 2007 ended. The whole country was getting ready to welcome the new year. No exception was a certain organization N, in the city of N - sk.

The secretary's desk is on stage. The phone rings. The secretary runs into the hall, grabs the phone.

SEC: Hello! /freeze. This and other similar texts of the script are given with various effects: children's voice, bass, accelerated tempo, etc. /

*** Food for thought: Dashenka. Chief's new secretary. He understands all orders of the boss literally. Executive. Character unrestrained. Prone to sudden mood swings. He believes that "grandmothers" are the most important thing in life. ***

VOICE: Dasha, write down the chief's instructions. /The text sounds against the background of music, laughter, the clink of glasses/
1. Order Santa Claus.
2. Deal with the finances for the banquet.
3. Collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber
4. Invite your friends to a banquet.
5. Organize the music.
Dashenka, be smart, do everything today. If you have questions, the handbook is on the table. Yes, I almost forgot, in no case do not press the red button !!!
SEC: Okay! (Instead of the well-known advertisement "Always Coca-Cola", a specially recorded advertisement sounds - "Always Pinocchio". At the same time, the characters drink this drink from a large bottle /
So, the first thing is to order Santa Claus. (Takes a reference book) ... Firm "Yolochka" ... Firm "Squirrel" ... oh, firm "Klapushka"! (dials number) Hello! We would like to order Santa Claus. Write down the address: Prospekt Kultury, house 1. Waiting!!!
(killer arrives)
KIL: Who are we going to work with? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Vanka Vetrov, he is Peter Khryakov, he is Vasily Psov, he is a horse, he is a bull, he is both a woman and a man. Known by the nickname "The Tailor". Killer on call and by vocation. Some freelancer. He treats his work with precision. Likes to read the magazine "Burda". If he is disturbed, he can sew. Has an explosive nature. loves animals, environment treats well.***

SEC: What?
KIL: Who are we going to work with, I said?
SEC: Santa Claus.
KIL: Payment?
SEC: Here you go. credit cards VISA, MASTER CARD...
KIL: Cash only! (removes ring from SEC finger)
KIL: A weapon?
SEC: Why?
KIL: It's okay. (selection of weapons. The killer takes out a brick, a wooden machine gun, a pistol, etc.)
KIL: Photo? (compose an identikit of fragments of photographs of employees of the organization)
KEEL: The result is in the papers. (leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: So, I ordered Santa Claus. What's next...: deal with the finances for the banquet. Finances… (looks at the directory)… money… grandmas… grandmas… ah-ah-ah, grandmas! (dials phone number) Financial department? Grannies are urgently needed!
(grandmothers come)
SEK: Grandmas, are you ready for the banquet?
BAB: (chorus) Always ready!!! /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Babki. Trusted persons of the chief. It is easy to enter into the trust of anyone. Having gained confidence, they ask for "grandmothers". Not who they say they are. It is said that they are long gone. Not true. They are still singing. The character is cheerful, perky, noisy. Single. ***

(grandmothers sing ditties about the employees of the organization)
(advertising)
SEK: Next ...: collect information about the new vegetable crop New Year's cucumber. Culture? ... Ah, the Department of Culture! (dials a number) I need information about the New Year's cucumber. Could you give them to me? Right now?
(Girl dressed as a Hare runs into the hall)
Girl: So, the department of culture. New Year's cucumbers are over, only table cucumbers remain. Will you take? /freeze/

*** Information for reflection: Lenochka. Junior non-scientific employee of the Department of Culture. Kind, responsive. Morally secured, financially unstable. Not married, but does not lose his sense of humor.***

LENA: I ask, will you take it?
SEC: Come on.
LENA: When I raise my right hand - everyone shout "cucumber". When I raise my left hand - everyone shout "100 grams." When I touch my nose - everyone shout "Let's go" Conducts the game, ending it with multiple "100 grams". The audience is ready, you can take it away. With you 1000 rubles. You can transfer, but better in cash, to the accounting department of the culture department. I ran my tree.
(leaves)
(advertising)
SEK: Next... invite your friends to a banquet... Whose? mine? Or…
(Girlfriends, vocal group run into the hall)
POD: Have you called your friends?
SEC: Whose are you?
POD: General!
SEK: Ahh, from the general department!
***Information for reflection. Girlfriends. Local bohemian. Regulars of clubs and local parties When they ask - they sing, when not - they dance
The rest of the time they violate public peace. If there is nowhere to go, they become personal. Applause is received by all together, the salary separately. They have a personal guard who is always on duty. His motto is "Don't shoot the button accordion player"***
SEC: How do you provide fun?
POD: Songs! (Cheerful song based on local texture)
(advertising)
SEC: So, next…organize the music. Ah, the music! (dials a number)
Hello, can I hear music? Thank you.

*** Information for reflection: Gennady Muzyka. Chief's personal musician. Everyone dances to his tune. If necessary, he can play along and sing along to the boss. Always works from a sheet. The character is soft on all sides. Claims that without a glass there is no vocal.***

(song from the repertoire of the group "Prime Minister" with a modified text:
I HAVE EYES...
If I look in the mirror
I feel like a douche
They say that I'm boastful and ugly - so be it
I looked at myself
And loving your face
He noted to himself:
Ah-ah-ah
I have eyes -
- two three-carat diamonds,
My curls -
- all the girls love to stroke,
My lips are
- for girls, the gates of paradise,
My music -
- it's all so fluffy..
Under my clothes
Sea of ​​hot fire
I tell you without deceit, more agility than a horse
I took off my shirt and pants
Muscles became visible
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus
Let me be red, so what
Still good looking
They say you can't tell the color of your hair on a dark night
I looked again:
I'm sexy and bold
He noted to himself:
A-ah-ah..
Chorus:
(advertising)
SEC: Well, like everything. Why can't you press the red button? (presses, a siren sounds, a Fireman runs in - a pop singer in a firefighter costume)
COP: Don't panic! Everyone stay where you are!

*** Information for reflection: Chairman of the amateur fire brigade. Dancing gait, singing voice, hair is still there. He likes when they return debts in especially large amounts. He has his own opinion, but wants to get rid of it. Meeting with men - hello. At the risk of his life, he supports the fire in the centers of culture. ***

COP: Citizens, listen to a lecture on fire safety.
(song "I fell in love with a tanker" with changed lyrics)

New Year's special holiday
It is doubly dangerous
That drinks are different everywhere
Like shells in a war
Be very careful
Turn off the light when you leave
Visit if you can
before leaving the toilet

Chorus:
A fire burns in the soul of our women
Fire burns in the heart of men
To reduce fires at night
Don't approach ladies for no reason

If a young person
Lit up, so be it
According to special instructions
Ladies you can stew
Don't go alone
Gotta go in pairs
And bring a fire extinguisher
must wear

Do not kick equipment
Don't shoot the musician
And cultural workers
No need to offend
Don't dance without practice
Don't drink lemonade
And bosses without insurance
Do not let the microphone!

*** Information for reflection: Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. Permanent partners of the chief. Here - on a business trip. Founders charitable foundation"Icicle". Responsible for the distribution of humanitarian aid in winter period. Listed in the Guinness Book of Records as centenarians. Nordic character, origin unknown. They work under the pseudonyms "Grandfather" and "Granddaughter". Cold to the touch, when heated, they turn into a liquid phase. They love ice cream and children.***

SEC: Ghost!!! (faints, the Snow Maiden brings her to life)
addresses the head of the organization /, it’s not my fault, he came himself. I ordered it and...
D.M: So this one a kind person, which Santa Claus orders to arrange a holiday for people. Well, then, you have the floor, ………………..
SNOW: And now it's our turn, grandfather, to wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to you today
Congratulations Santa Claus
To New Year's holiday
A lot of joy….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that the past year is with you
Trouble took away
To decide on my own
The most tricky……
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: So that fate loves you
Not in jest, but seriously
So that health is stronger
And love was…….
DM: Sclerosis!
Snow: Grandpa, your sclerosis worries me. Have you by any chance forgotten about the contests?
DM: Of course not! (The results of pre-announced competitions for New Year's wall newspapers and congratulations are summed up)
SNOW: Friends, you did not come in vain
He will knock on us here
So long-awaited, beautiful
And a new year full of hope
For the winter blizzard
Spring has come soon
Let's friends and girlfriends
Let's drink champagne to the bottom!
DM: Champagne in the studio! (The girl brings in a tray covered with a napkin, takes off the napkin, and there is a bottle of Pinocchio drink, an advertisement sounds at the same time) Nothing, this is fixable. (Pulls out champagne from his bag)
SNOW: Let them accompany you everywhere
you fair winds
Let love keep you warm
Be happy - cheers! / "Hurrah" pick up all /
Let not with us this evening
Vitas, Decl and Shura
Anyway, we're glad to meet you
Be happy - cheers!
Let time run, rejoicing
For now the time has come
Games, dances, kisses.
Be happy - cheers!
We want you to have fun
Until the very morning
May the holiday last forever
Be happy - cheers!
/ The song "New Year's toys" sounds in Spanish. soloists, in the loss, Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden say goodbye and leave /

SCENARIO OF CELEBRATING THE NEW YEAR
(FOR ADULTS)

The Snow Maiden enters after the presentation of the presenter:
CH:

We opened the doors to our beautiful hall,
And everyone saw a forest guest!
Tall, beautiful, green, slim,
She glows with different lights!
Isn't she a beauty?
Do we all like the tree?

There are many wonderful holidays
Everyone comes in their turn.
But the best holiday in the world
The best holiday is New Year!
He comes on a snowy road
Having swirled snowflakes round dance.
Beauty mysterious and strict.
Fills the heart of the New Year!

With the wind, blizzard and snow, gray-haired Santa Claus rushes.
Now he is silent, then he calls, and now he is coming to us!

Santa Claus comes out to the music.

Ay, ay-y! I'm coming!
Good evening ladies, gentlemen.
Did you get here well?
Happy New Year,
I wish you all good health!
Here is the New Year, for the umpteenth time,
Comes to us from the starry distance.
And as always, he beckons us,
Hope, bright dreams,
Hope, believe and love
All three cherished words
Take it with you and go far
And be happy again.

TOAST 1: (Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

The old year is leaving, its last page is rustling.
Let the best that was, will not go away, and the worst, will not be able to repeat!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 1: "Songs about the New Year"
Well, it's time for everyone to sing. But we will sing along. Let's each try to remember a couplet, or at least the name of the songs about the New Year, about winter, snow, blizzard and frost.
(Who last sang is the winner. The winner is awarded No. 1)

GAME #: Piggy bank
We also have a piggy bank of the evening. Anyone who believes that he is generous with his soul, loves to fantasize and wants to get rid of all debts (both monetary and other promises) on New Year's Eve can be thrown into the piggy bank to anyone, no matter how much it is a pity.

CH:
TOAST 2: (Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

On your doorstep all gray beard
Old Year - old, old at all,
He leaves us, he waves his hand to us
And wishes you good luck with everything!
But someone has come, someone is calling softly,
Three white horses at the door
The clock is exactly midnight, then the New Year has come.
Pour champagne into glasses!
I raise my glass - I congratulate you again,
My dears, Happy New Year!
Do good and give love,
Despite the years and the weather!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 2: "Riddles"
I have prepared many riddles for you:

It's snowing outside,
Coming soon ... (New Year)

Softly glowing needles
Coniferous spirit comes from ... (tree)

And the toys swing
Flags, stars, ... (crackers)

Clubfoot and big
Who sleeps in a den in winter? (Bear)

How many times can you celebrate the New Year in Russia?
lay, lay,
Yes, he ran into the river. (snow)

Doesn't burn in fire
Doesn't sink in water. (ice)

In the courtyard of a mountain
And in the hut with water. (snow)

When needed, they throw it away
When not needed, they pick it up.
What it is? (anchor)

The more you take from it, the more it becomes. (pit)

D.M:
GAME #: Piggy bank
In addition, I want to announce to everyone that whoever does not wish to participate in any competitions, or who prompts other participants in the competitions the correct answers, or during the evening behaves too indecently, he will be immediately punished with a fine, which will immediately go to the general piggy bank. Let's set together the amount of the fine,… what are the proposals…

CH:
TOAST 3: (Invites to raise glasses and makes a toast)
Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition before the new year to throw old and unnecessary things out of the window that have become boring for a year. Of course, we are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to discard from memory, as unnecessary trash, insults, quarrels, bad deeds ... If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year. Let's remember it like that, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!
(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 3: I propose to play the "New Year's Quiz"
In the New Year, it is customary to give not only gifts, but also postcards. But few people know that for the first time a New Year's card appeared in London. But in what year - you need to guess. A little hint is between 1800 and 1850. (1843) We reward the guesser
As elsewhere, the New Year in Germany is celebrated in December, but here it is celebrated not for one day, like ours, but for much longer. Who can tell me what date the New Year holidays begin in this country? (December 6) Guessing reward
No one will argue that the New Year's clock strikes 12 times, thereby proclaiming the onset of the New Year. But there is one country where there are many more blows - this is Japan. And how many times the Japanese clocks hit, you have to guess. Hint - from 100 to 150. (108 strokes) Guessing reward
And tell me, please, in what year did Peter 1 issue a decree to celebrate the New Year on winter days? (B1700) We reward the guesser
(winning 4 people become participants in the game and go to the hall or middle).

D.M:
So, we know 4 participants of the next contest, they will now try to win the prize.

GAME 4: "The Enchanted Glass"
We pour full glasses to all participants of the competition, and says:
- I'll enchant these glasses now. I can hold one or even two glasses at the same time in my hands, and as many as I like, and any of you will not be able to cope with this task, and will throw them or put them on the table before I count to three! Moreover, the condition is that you must stand in one place, hold a glass and not move away.
Then he “talks glasses” and gives them to the participants of the competition. Then the countdown starts:
-One two…. I'll tell you three tomorrow.
Naturally, no one will wait until tomorrow, and they will put glasses on. The host continues:
- Well, if you couldn’t hold it, then I hope you can drink something?
If there is a winner. He is rewarded.

TOAST 4: (Invites to raise glasses and makes a toast)

What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks. What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink to the fact that in the new year our glasses would be filled more often with fine wine, and our souls with wonderful feelings!
(We drink, we have a snack.)

CH:
TOAST 5: (Invites to raise glasses and makes a toast)

Dear friends! A few more hours - and midnight will announce to us that another year has passed and a new one has come. We do not know anything about what the New Year will bring, however, we do not want to lift the veil of the future hidden from us. In the last hours of the old year, we think more about it than about the coming year, since all desires and hopes for the future are connected with what has already been lived and experienced. Let only good and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory, and this will allow us to boldly and joyfully look into the future.
(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 5: "Dance with an inflatable Santa Claus"
An inflatable D.M is launched around the hall to the music. On whom the music ended, the loser. He is given the floor for congratulations.

CH:
TOAST BEFORE 12:

The old year is leaving. Leaving without a return
The thread of worries that we do not need is leaving.
And what we wanted will sink into oblivion,
Who was in love and was loved.
Unexpectedly - unexpectedly, the names go away,
Moments, looks, songs.
Gone are the days where it was so wonderful!
Farewell, Old Year, farewell, no goodbye!
The New Year is coming to us and gives us a promise!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

D.M:
TOAST 12 HOURS:
(Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

Twelve strikes and my glass is raised.
And at this moment mysteriously ringing
My love is the fuse of all my deeds.
My first toast is for your flying voice,
For the magic of your calling eyes,
For all the moments I spent with you
For the joy of meeting that awaits us -
For the thirst that knows no quench!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

CH: (while guests drink and eat)

Straightening the wrinkles in the forehead, let's make a destiny for the holiday.
Let's forget any bad weather, maybe it's really not in vain,
Golden hope and happiness come to us at the end of December!

It all started in 2600 BC when Emperor Huang Ti introduced the first zodiac calendar.

What is a Dog in the Chinese Zodiac?
In general, the Dog is a symbol of compassionate individuality. From the Dog you can always expect kind words, support, advice. The dog is a listener, always available to lend his sensitive ear or faithful shoulder to a friend at the right moment. Sometimes the Dog can be annoying, may seek to take control of the situation, but this is only from excessive impressionability and a desire to serve. Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez were born under the sign of the Dog. Nice company, really, what cute and active dogs!
Fire Dogs (1946, 2006) - Natural leaders are popular, charismatic people, always surrounded by a group of admirers. These Dogs also have high sex appeal. They are enterprising and lively, honest and sincere.
Thus, from the year of the Fire Dog, we do not have to expect anything unpleasant. This year will be a year of mercy, compassion and support. Strong countries will help the weak, authoritative politicians will forcibly impose on citizens their projects aimed at their own good.
In the lives of ordinary people, the Fire Dog will add love and more love. To some, this love may even seem redundant.

FORECAST FOR 2006 FOR EACH SIGN:

The MOUSE will be disturbed by change and tend to keep a "round defense". If she manages to maintain her position and not quarrel with partners, then she will be able to meet the next New Year with full bins.

The VOL will be in a situation of choice that he will not like at the beginning, but will open up a world of new opportunities and will be appreciated at the end of the year. It is better for him not to give up the opportunity to take control in a difficult situation - others will tend to have high hopes for him.

The TIGER against the background of awakened ambitions will be able to turn his life around and achieve renewal, self-affirmation and recognition. He is waiting for the most unexpected turns in events, an offer and participation in interesting projects.

RABBIT more than once will find himself in circumstances where he will have to rack his brains over how to get out of them. Situations will be ambiguous, where benefits or hidden meanings are not immediately revealed. He needs to pay tribute to his intuition more often and not refuse help if it is offered sincerely.

DRAGON must be kept under control financial questions and not to break away from reality in your pursuit of impressive success. He will be visited more than once by inspiration and excitement of capturing new positions. In the summer it can turn into problems, but in the fall, everything is possible ...

SNAKE should enlist the support of benevolent partners and transfer to them a share of its responsibility. This year is more inclined towards spiritual search, travel, education and personal issues.

The HORSE is on the verge of significant change. Some of them can take you by surprise - so many things at once. But she will quickly be able to choose the most promising and will do to her advantage. The most important thing is not to look back and overcome obstacles with one jerk.

The GOAT will benefit if it takes a neutral position in all the ups and downs and situations of confrontation in which it finds itself, more militant and impatient signs are involved. This year, success can come to her without much effort - the one who knows how to wait always wins.

MONKEY is waiting for an eventful year. She will have to apply all her dexterity and ingenuity in order not only to avoid losses, but also to reach the finish line with noticeable achievements. In the professional sphere, unlimited opportunities open up for her, but in personal relationships it is better to stick to the tactics of compromise.

The COCK can be frustrated by the need to work hard without signs of recognition of his merits, increased attention and noisy events where he could dissolve his feathers. But he knows that a pearl grain can be found by working well with his paws and beak - surprises can be expected in the fall.

The DOG understands the responsibility of the moment and is ready for a good fight. This year will bring success only to those who can stand up for themselves, know well what they want, and do not back down in front of a serious opponent. A sense of reality, along with a well-developed intuition, guarantee her decent dividends, all the more so. That she realizes all her advantages this year.

BOAR will be successful in that area of ​​life where he has good control over the situation and has the hidden support of stakeholders. His well-being this year can increase significantly.

D.M:
- Attention, the Armenian Radio says: “The broadcast for the deaf has ended!” I remind you of our piggy bank, into which we throw away all the "debts" of the past year.

TOAST 6:
(Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

Happy New Year, I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single - get married, everyone who is in a quarrel - face off,
Forget about insults, everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate. Everyone who is skinny - become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight. Too smart - become simpler,
Not far off - smarten up. All gray-haired - to darken,
So that the hair on the top of the head of the bald people thickens like Siberian forests!
So that the songs, so that the dances never cease.
Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Let us be in trouble!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 6: Fanta
- And now, dear friends, let's warm up a little. I suggest, without leaving the table, to play one old game, Fanta. Everyone will pull out a piece of paper on which it will be written what the participant needs to do.
(Sn. Carries a tray of phantoms around the hall, and D.M monitors the implementation of each phantom.)

Kiss the neighbor (neighbor)
Apologize to a neighbor (neighbor) and get his (her) forgiveness
Sing very militantly the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest"
Confess your love for inspection with gestures
Explain to the “blind” neighbor (neighbor) that you are very hungry with gestures
Depict with a neighbor (neighbor) Othello
Depict a Chapaev (Petka or Anka)
Have a drink on brotherhood with a neighbor (neighbor)
Depict the flight of an eagle
Crow three times
Give (if you can) your neighbors a penny (cent)
Picture a child lost at the train station
Picture an RTI inspector stopping a car
Compliment those in attendance
Say solemnly the phrase "I sit for the fourth day at the table and drink"
Picture the dawn in the village, after the hayloft
Make a scary face
Play the voice of King Kong or a pig
Picture how you eat last year's cracker
Depict the President of Russia, or at least the head of the Buro RTI
Explain with your eyes or facial expressions in love to a neighbor (neighbor)

TOAST 7:
(Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

At this table, all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the New Year. For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!
(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 7: "Three phrases"
Invites those who want to participate.
-If you can repeat three phrases after me, any, word for word, you will get a prize! Ready? We started.
1) "What a beautiful evening tonight!" The player must repeat word for word.
2) “You are simply beautiful!” At the same time, D.M does not behave confidently, and after the participant repeats the phrase, he happily spreads his arms and says:
3) "So you lost!". Usually players make mistakes and ask “Why?”.
Whoever repeated wins and is awarded.

If there are winners, they are awarded.

CH:
TOAST 8:

On a snowy winter road
The old year is swept away.
May everything you wish come true.
New Year's moonlit night.

(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 8: "Fortune-telling under a glass"
- I suggest everyone to make a cherished wish for this year and choose a glass, under which there will be an answer. One condition to read, you need to drink a glass, under the cat. there is a leaf with a prophecy.
1- Act today boldly, risky. To fulfill your desire will require determination, assertiveness. It can come true, but for this you have to fight.
2- Desire to be fulfilled. It will bring joy, a feeling of fullness of life. Nothing will interfere with this.
3- Definitely NO. This is advice to abandon decisive action, not to try to overcome circumstances. Nothing good will come of this.
4- Now for our plan or aspiration, the time has not yet passed. You have to wait, things may change.
5- There is every chance to get what you want. This color inspires hope, predicts success, promises good conditions for the intended.
6- A categorical NO without any reservations. The path to the fulfillment of desire is completely closed. What you want won't come true.
7- Luck smiles at you. But don't take this as an exact YES to your question. He suggests that a wide range of opportunities will be provided for the fulfillment of desire, extremely favorable. You will take full advantage of them if you show will and moderate your conceit.
8- What you think can come true, but on condition: for this you need to choose a rational, balanced decision. When you achieve what you want, do not act headlong, spontaneously. The exact answer will give the voice of reason. Gossip and intrigue can serve as a hindrance to what was conceived.
9- This is YES, and the wished to be fulfilled without any effort. The whole situation has developed so that there are no barriers to your plan.
10- Luck is your middle name. Intuition will put you on the right path to achieve your desire. Do not think, do not apply logic, but just trust yourself and enjoy life.
11- All roads lead to Rome. And there are many paths to your desire, but which one you choose will affect the circle of events associated with your personal life. In order not to make a mistake and choose the right path, look back, and have you already walked it once?
12- The wish will come true, but do not forget that only cheese in a mousetrap is free. You have to pay for everything. But with what “coin” you pay, it’s up to you. But just remember that everything has its price.
13- Desire to be fulfilled only on condition that it is your true desire. Well, don’t be upset if you don’t fulfill it, but rather look into the innermost corners of your soul to understand what you really want.
14- Be fulfilled, but only if your desire is very important and significant for you. You will have to make a little effort to achieve what you want, but the result will exceed all your expectations.
15- YES, YES, and YES again! Hasn't it been fulfilled yet?
16- A wish can come true, but with the help of your loved ones and loved ones who will offer it to you sincerely. Do not reject help, because this is the way to fulfill your desire.
17- Your wish will come true, don't worry about it. Calm down and be prepared to wait patiently. You will need composure and endurance now. Remember. What wins the one who knows how to wait.

D.M:
GAME***: Sirtaki
Hear the music again sounded:
This, friends, is the beginning of dancing!
Everywhere fun and joy sparkle
In the waltz, let each of you spin!

The floor is given to our "Disc jockey".
(we dance SIRTAKI).

CH:
Hurry in a round dance, let everyone sing,
A wonderful Christmas tree is waiting for everyone.
The more people, the more guests,
That will be even more fun.

And now let's play and dance to a Russian gypsy girl.

GAME ***: "Gypsy Girl"
5-6 players are called and the same number of chairs are placed. The music is put on, the participants walk around the chairs until the music stops. The music stops - the participants take off one thing from themselves. So several times. After that, different music plays, and the participants begin to dress in the same way. Where the participant stopped, he dresses there.
Prize for the most extravagant (selected with the help of invitees).

D.M:
TOAST 9:
(Offers to raise glasses and makes a toast)

Health, joy and happiness
We wish you a Happy New Year.
So that neither anxiety nor misfortune.
They didn't guard at the gate.
So that the sun gently shines
Everything that the heart is waiting for came true,
And just to be gratifying
All your life, like this year!

(We drink, we have a snack.)

GAME 9: Poets

I say a couplet, and you are trying to complete the last word.
(Read in turn from CH)

1) To do modern makeup,
Acquired by a beauty ... (trillage)

2) Nudist club as an application
Accepts abandoned ... (shorts)

3) I once made all the girls fall in love with myself
Rybnikov in the comedy ... ("Girls")

4) One can and a lot of jars
The thrush is lucky for ... (market)

5) burst with milk package
Poured trousers and ... (jacket)

6) Even the kids knew
Under the mask of Fantômas- Jean ... (Heat)

7) Tell me, dear frankly,
Was it from your side ... (treason)

8) One blond wrote like this, for fun-
In the column country of birth ... (Angola)

9) Russians have a wide range of names.
Vaughn Voroshilov - for example, he was ... (Clement)

10) In Lukomorye, the cat decided
That he is a local ... (racketeer, brawler, old-timer)

11) Grand stage and screen-
Italian ... (Celentano)

12) The state spends billions
On shoulder straps, badges and ... (cockades)

13) Scarier and more dangerous than a mine
For oranges, mountain ... (top)

14) For puritan erotica-
And sin, and temptation, and ... (exotic)

15) Is figure skating familiar?
To the People of the Kingdom ... (Great Britain)

16) Publications are kept by the library.
And dominoes and cards ... (game library)

17) Maybe the convict would have run away,
Yes, impassable around ... (taiga)

18) I, as a karateka, will not calm down,
If they don’t give me a black ... (belt)

19) Already both halves have expired,
And the scoreboard is still ... (zeros)

20) Sumo champion for cargo
It's good to have a big ... (belly)

21) The sports elite is happy,
The next one is coming again ... (Olympiad)

22) The wolf, after watching football, decided in the end:
“Like me, they are also fed ... (legs)

GAME #: Piggy bank
- And now our piggy bank will be played. The contents of the piggy bank will go to the one who guesses how much money is in it.
The winner will be the one who says the closest number to the amount in the piggy bank.
CH: (parting words)
Have fun, don't be bored
And don't forget about us!
Let it stay in the hearts
Ringing laughter, sparkling lights!
Goodbye, goodbye!

D.M: (Farewell words)
Goodbye gentlemen!
It's time with the Snow Maiden
Let's get on the road again.
Do not be sad honest people
Wait exactly one year.

A cool script for celebrating, holding a New Year's party for adults, poems, a fun intellectual game, congratulations, a New Year's fortune teller, joke games and contests with humor "Christmas Bazaar", "Battle of the Choirs"

May your wishes come true!

Script Host:

- a holiday when everyone wants fun, joy, kindness and fulfillment of desires. And you know, if the desire is good, sincere, and not designed for the help of aliens or spider-man, then it is really feasible.

At this moment, we are all united by one desire: that this evening be truly festive and kind. And we can do it. Feel like a wizard! Let's pick up the filled glasses, say all together: "Happy New Year!" - and, here it is, a miracle: a good mood will not leave you now at least until tomorrow morning!

On the eve of the New Year, it is customary to remember the outgoing year with a kind word. Is there anyone who wants to say thank you to the old year? (allows those who wish to speak)

Seeing off the old year

Let everyone pour himself

As a reward, as much as you want,

But keep in mind that we

Magic hour ahead

Fulfillment of desires, by the way.

You can make wishes in different ways. Many believe that desires need to be supported by money. Let's check to what extent your wishes will be fulfilled in the coming year. In our New Year's fortune teller, as in life, everything depends on you. Everyone who wants to make an airplane from any banknote. We launch airplanes from the start line. Those who fly farther have more chances next year.

(prizes are awarded to the losers).

New Year's Party Host:

And I propose to the winner to play the New Year's intellectual game "Who wants to become the best friend of Santa Claus."

Attention, question 1. The homeland of the Russian Santa Claus is the city:

A) Great Luke.

B) Great Torment.

C) Great Iron.

D) Great Ustyug.

(Choose the correct answer)

Question 2. With whom does Santa Claus usually come to the holiday?

A) With guards.

B) With girlfriends.

C) With a lawyer.

D) With my granddaughter.

Question 3. How do they call Santa Claus in Russia?

A) By phone number 01.

Think it was a rehearsal. Now we are ready to meet Santa Claus. Moreover, with us his best friend. (gives prize)

No matter how grown-up we seem to ourselves, everyone has faith in Santa Claus. And, surprisingly, the older and more significant we become, the easier it is to shout to him. That is, if in childhood we called him three times, now it’s enough for us to ring, pay, whisper: “Santa Claus!”, And he is already here. Do you hear, trampling under the door? Well, what, whisper?

Father Frost:

Ege-gay, honest people,

On the threshold of the New Year!

May he come to you with good

And with a smile in every home!

May health and success

New Year brings for everyone!

Snow Maiden:

And so that dreams come true in the New Year,

We need to have a big round dance!

(All guests become in a round dance around the Christmas tree)

Snow Maiden:

Our Christmas tree is, of course, magical. And if you touch her thorns and make a wish, then it will certainly come true.

And my desire is to see all of you in good mood. Therefore, I propose to arrange on our new year party competition for adults "Christmas Bazaar". We all love to decorate the Christmas tree, and now I invite those sitting at the tables to become a design team for a while, who will decorate the Christmas tree using what is at hand. For the role of the Christmas tree, choose the most handsome man at your table.

(The results of the competition are summed up by the Snow Maiden).

Snow Maiden:

You dance - be healthy!

And who is ready for the battle of the choirs?

Let's check which table is the most singing. I propose to hold a competition "Battle of the Choirs". Topics - "Winter", "New Year". Companies take turns performing one verse and chorus of winter songs. (the best teams or all are awarded.)

Father Frost:

In the New Year it is customary to give gifts. I have a present in this box. And the one who guesses what it is will get it.

(People ask questions that require a “yes” or “no” answer. For example: “Is it round?”, “Is it edible?” Etc. The guesser receives a gift.)

Father Frost:

Not everyone received gifts today,

But everything is still ahead.

And every New Year's gift

You can find it under the tree!

Snow Maiden:

Your cherished desires

Let them be fulfilled in the New Year.

And your happiness without fail

Each of you will find.

Let difficult tasks

Decided by you soon

May luck smile on you

And in life everything will be okay!

There is not much time before the New Year. Let's spend it in such a way that it will be remembered for a long time!

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Baba Yaga:
How are you, kitty?
Have not seen you for a long time.
You are out of your mind
There and a pimple on the lip.
Oh, you're wasting your health
On the family trail.

Try rabbit litter
He is vigorous, he will get through,
He is much more vigorous than honey,
Even if it doesn't taste like honey.

Especially! We offer a scenario for its organization, written by a talented author T. Efimova "Unforgettable New Year: memories - a year ahead!", which will help to entertain and captivate friends or relatives gathered at the same table to celebrate their favorite holiday. For the event, you will need simple props, which, like the holiday itself, are easy to make on your own by adding your own ideas and jokes to the proposed version.

Scenario "Unforgettable New Year: memories - a year ahead!"

What is necessary? Garlands, a box for New Year's mail, CDs with popular songs and melodies, adhesive tape, A4 paper, cardboard, pencils, paints or felt-tip pens, scissors (3 pcs.), Whatman paper (4 pcs.), plasticine, newspapers, corrugated and colored paper , bright paper in rolls (the more the better), large plates (2 pcs.), Chiffon scarf or scarf (4 pcs.), air balloons(20 pieces or more), cosmetics, jewelry, a hat, thick mittens (kitchen mittens can be used), a bag for gifts, ribbons (1 m long, from 5 pieces), rain.

What to make and how to do it yourself?

Christmas mailbox.

Cover a box (for example, from under shoes) on all sides with blue wrapping paper with snowflakes. In the upper part, cut a hole for letters 0.5 by 10 cm in size and make a white large inscription "Mail". The box for letters and wishes is ready. Place sheets of paper, pencils and markers next to the New Year's "mailbox" so that everyone can send holiday messages to each other.

Poster with unfinished phrases.

On whatman paper, in large block letters, write the parts of the sentences and leave an empty space so that they can be added.

Snowman portrait.

On paper, draw a snowman in a bucket instead of a hat and with a broom in his hands. In place of the nose, cut a round hole, the diameter of which is equal to the diameter of the base of the cone, the carrot.

GAMES AND ENTERTAINMENT AT THE NEW YEAR'S TABLE

While all the guests are gathering, the presenters offer to cut out snowflakes, stars from colored paper and write wishes on them. All New Year's cards are mixed and put into a "mailbox". The holiday begins with a traditional congratulatory part.

Leading:
Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness, joy!
Everyone who is single - get married,
Everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about insults.
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
Everyone who is skinny - become fuller,
Too fat - lose weight.
Too smart - become simpler,
Nearby - to grow wiser.
All gray-haired - to turn black.
So that bald hair
Thickened at the top,
Like Siberian forests!
To songs, to dances
Never ended.
Happy New Year,
With new happiness,
My dear friends!

Game moment "New Year's mail"

Leading: Dear guests, the snowy breath of winter brought us a huge number of letters with wishes for the holiday. They are stored in the mailbox. Throughout the evening, you can replenish it with congratulations and confessions to anyone. They can be either anonymous or named. Every hour the mail will be checked, new letters will be taken out and sent to the recipients. Well, now we will receive the first “snow” wishes that have arrived. New Year is a truly magical holiday! So let all the good things that will be said today come true, and all wishes come true!

I invite two volunteers to take part in the first New Year's competition. They will play the role of a blizzard that sends its messengers all over the Earth - snowflakes. And to whom they will fly and what kind of message they will bring, we will soon find out.

The essence of the game:

Two volunteers take a snowflake from the "mailbox" (one of those on which the guests wrote wishes). They put a snowflake on their lips, inhale the air and suck up the leaf so that it does not fall. After that, each player chooses the addressee of his message, comes closer to him and sharply blows the snowflake so that it falls into the hands of the addressee or as close as possible to him. After the New Year's messages arrive, the participants who received them read aloud what was sent to them, take the snowflake as a keepsake and become "postmen" themselves who must send the next snowflakes.

The game can be suspended at any time and resumed at the request of the participants or at the discretion of the host. It is not at all necessary to send out all the snowflakes - some of them can simply be read aloud to the hosts or distributed to guests at any time. One way or another, it is best to empty the New Year's "mailbox" after this competition so that the snowflakes do not mix with other congratulations that guests will write throughout the evening.

Competition "Continue the New Year's phrase"